My wife Judy is a fucking whore. Not that I am going to let her know that I know what she does with other men.
I'm the guy that got a couple of friends to help me catch her and I'm the guy that decided to write the stories.
My problem was that I'm one of those naive bastards that goes through life not suspecting a thing. I like to look at a nice ass and a good set of tits from time to time. Even a pretty face can be appreciated. But, I figure I got this sweet piece of ass at home, why fuck it up? So, it's been hands off, dick to myself, the few times I probably could have fucked some strange babe. Granted they were drunk enough to fuck anybody at the time. I had a couple of beers, which probably helped them out in the looks department as well.
Except for my buddy's wife this one time. She just wanted to fuck and was stone cold sober. Same circumstance as me with him. The poor bastard didn't have a clue. I was helping him work on his car and I could have nailed her right there in his house when I went in to use the bathroom. This is while he was working in his garage. And, stupid me, I passed up an amazing fuck just so I could dump my load faithfully into my own wife. Now I learn that she was probably on her back with her legs in the air at the time and some other guy was between her legs fucking her for all she was worth.
So, what's with women? Rumor has been that some guys would fuck anything that would move to the extent the saying arose, "he'd fuck a snake if someone would hold its head."
But, women? If some guy is fucking around and is reputedly one of those guys that has screwed a dozen chicks, where the hell did the dozen chicks come from?
Answer: Eleven other guys wives! Figure it out. Most single girls are looking for a husband, and I don't mean somebody else's husband. They want their own fucking husband. So, what have we got left? This cocksucker is fucking my wife and your wife, and nine other guys wives!
And, they are loving it. Sneaky little cunts. They give us some shit for even glancing at other women and all the while they are taking some other guy's cock up their cunt whenever the whim strikes them. Really, if any of us went up to ten women and simply said, "Could we go somewhere and fuck?" we'd get kicked in the nuts or squirted with mace every time. If my wife, or your wife, or just about anyone's wife went up to most men and asked the same question, "Could we go somewhere and fuck?" the wife would have a strange cock sliding into her cunt within a few minutes.
Sure things could be different depending where it was asked. At your house? The marriage bed would need the sheets changed to hide the cum stains. Near a motel and the guy is paying for a room. Do you think if we could actually get a woman to fuck that easily that she would be the one paying for the motel? How about maybe in the middle of a fucking creek? You betcha! Or, in that nice mini-van or SUV you bought for her? If she asked some stranger in a mall parking lot to screw her? That motherfucker would be rockin' whether or not someone came knockin.
My point is, we are fucked. Well, they're getting fucked and were getting screwed. If you wife wants to fuck somebody else all she needs is opportunity. And, how do you fix that? You don't! If you don't know where your wife is while you are reading this, she could be fucking somebody else.
Now what do we do? If you are like me and never suspected, you need to get suspicious. If you think she might be cheating, she probably is. And, probably often. Check those panties, smell that panty crotch. Maybe the next time you get some and she seems extra ready ... sloppy seconds dude. Maybe you could fake cumming and see what runs out. She'll probably brag about how excited you must have been to dump a load like that one in her.
Of course, my problem is how in the fuck to fake cumming? I mean, that's what I do. I can make it last sometimes, but say you're in there and your dick is kind of floating around in a bunch of goo and you're thinking "This feels like sloppy seconds. Some other man has cum in my little bride." Then you're going to wonder if his dick is bigger than yours and shit like that. Too late man, the balls are churning and you've shot the wad.
Your cum and his cum are going to be hard to sort out. So you have to take her word for it. "Wow Hubby, you sure filled me up with cum. Look at it run out of my cunt."
We aren't going in to the age old question of, "Who the fuck's kids are these anyway?" They are officially yours.
Are you and I the only ones not cheating? No, probably not. But, if you had the chance at something better than you have and was sure you wouldn't get caught, what would you do? Now, think about this ... is there any chance that your wife could run into somebody maybe a little better looking than you? Maybe a little smoother talker? Maybe a little taller, dresses a little nicer, doesn't fart.? Maybe a guy with a honkin' big dick?
What's our plan? Do you want a wife that cheats and doesn't tell? Do you want to catch her and see if she will tell? Or, is your wife one of those that would cheat if given the right opportunity, but hasn't? Maybe yours is the conventional wife that thinks you are a stud and all the pussy if for you?
I started this off to tell you about my wife Judy. Does she fuck around? Yes! Hell, yes! But, we work different hours and she used that for all it was worth. Something about that little cunt that made her feel good when she would find someone new to fuck for a while.
Tricky bitch. I checked the panties, smelled the crotch. Looked for a cum stain. Too smart for me. The off days when she didn't fuck somebody she would put her panties in the hamper. The days she fucked around on me she would hide her dirty panties and do the laundry when I wasn't around. I even found where she was washing panties with the fucking rugs so I couldn't do a surprise inspection. She must have suspected something, because after a while she would hide the panties with cum in them and put a pair of clean ones in the dirty clothes to throw me off.
Now, I like the smell of pussy. Judy's pussy smells great. I even love the taste of it. It gets and slick and wet when I eat her out and make her cum. I remember lots of times when she would push me away when I would try to eat her. Now, older, wiser, and maybe no so stupid now, I realize the reason why.
This turned out to more difficult than I ever thought. First of all, I learned one important thing. Keep a journal of your suspicions. You'll be wrong a lot, but with a journal you can compare odd little occurrences, dates and locations. Like Judy and I both had Tuesday off together, but she always would come up with a reason to have to drop by work, go to the store, and things like that.
It was never a long time, but most certainly long enough for her to drain some guy's balls and get back home.