All characters in this story participating in any sexual act are over the age of 18.
Author's Note:
To the Trolls,
I know in the last chapter I told you to go fuck yourselves. And in hindsight I do feel terribly immature about that. Especially since your dicks are so insignificantly small that you'll never accomplish the task. So instead I
should
say, go stick a zucchini up your ass.
God bless. π
To everyone else
, If you haven't read my Chapter 1 and you are a fan of the "Feb Sucks" series? You probably need to. My Jim, Linda and Ellen are very different from most of everyone else's. And this chapter may seem odd to you. If you have NOT read many of the other "Feb Sucks" stories? Then don't worry about it. This chapter is pretty stand alone for you.
So, not sure you're gonna like this chapter. It's just the natural progression of where I saw things going. And there's a LOT more sex in this one. Be sure to check the tags so you're not surprised...
So, we have, Hetero, Lesbian, FMF, MFF, FFM, Anal, Oral, Threesome and MΓ©nage Γ
trois
.
Oh! And of course WATER SPORTS!!!! But don't get too disgusted. I'm pretty sure the "Burn The Bitch" boys are gonna love it.
SIDE NOTE: S
o, there were a lot of comments about Jim and Linda's divorce. Because I had Type O'd it. I didn't correct anyone at the time because I wasn't sure if I wanted them to still be married in chapter 2 or not. But after thinking about it, yeah. They're divorced. The Type O was when I said L.W. insisted on the 6 month waiting period. That was supposed to be 90 days. But I had the Kitchen scene on my mind when writing that so I transposed the numbers in my head. Damned ADHD. The papers at the 6 month mark in the, my personal fave, "Refrigerator scene" with Linda, WAS in fact their Divorce papers.
My "February sucks" the Sequel
Ellen Returns
The first Sunday after Ellen's departure.
Linda:
My phone was ringing so I checked the screen. "
Jim
."
"Where are you?!" He demanded.
"I... want to say, you have find my device?"
"And do I sound like I'm in a laughing mood?" He answered coolly.
"No, Sir. I've been happy the last couple of days and wanted to lighten things up. I'm sorry I worried you." I said quickly.
"And where - are - you?"
"My mother's house. I brought the children to visit so I could tell her how things have improved since Friday."
"Ah!.. OK."
"Did you want to talk to her? She says she needs to apologize."
"For what?" He asked.
"That is between you and her." I smiled as I handed my mother the phone.
I could only hear her side of the conversation.
"
Hey Jim... Well, I just feel bad about all that Linda put you through but mostly... I... I should have been there for you. To help with the kids if nothing else... That's very kind of you but still... I guess I was just so ashamed of what she'd done that I couldn't bring myself to face you. I'm really sorry... ...Dinner? Well, yeah. That sounds nice... Alright then, I'll give you back to Linda.
"
"Hey, baby. Dinner?" I asked.
"Yeah, I was going to make my Chicken Tikka over pasta." He answered.
"Oh my God, I love your Chicken Tikka. Do you want us to head back now?"
"Absolutely. I got done at the office a lot sooner than I thought. So, I could use the company. And uh... Sorry I didn't trust you."
I laughed. "That is
NOT
your fault. I mean, yeah you gave me a second chance but that's not a magic wand. I know it's going to take time and effort on my part to re-earn your trust. You check on me whenever you want. OK?"
I heard him laugh now. "Alright. So, your mom wasn't too happy before, huh?"
I sighed. "No. No, she - was - not. I uh, came here after I had thrown myself at you in the kitchen. You remember?"
"When you were on your knees?" He asked.
"That's the one."
"Oh yeah." He laughed. "I remember. Still think about that morning from time to time."
"Yeah, I bet you do. Anyway, I came to Mom and cried about how unreasonable you were being. Telling her all about how irrational you were."
He laughed again. "What'd she say?"
"That she could not believe she gave birth to such a vile creature. And that I was a load she should have swallowed."
Jim laughed very hard while I nodded to the phone. "Oh! Oh, I'm sorry baby. That's not funny."
"It is actually." I told him. "It was also what helped me pull my head out of my ass. So I'm grateful to her. Which is why I was in such a hurry to come tell her how things were going now."
"Alright, well I will see you guys soon. Kiss Emma and Tommy for me. I love you."
"I love you too." I smiled.
Dinner was nice, the kids LOVED having Grandma over. And both me and Mom helped him prepare the meal, which was very comforting for me. Yeah, I know. You don't give a shit. I'm an adulterous whore who should burn in Hell. Got it. Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm trying to salvage my family's happiness from the shitstorm I caused.
Once Mom had headed home and the kids were down for the night, I found Jim drinking coffee in the kitchen.
"Figured it was a pretty safe bet you'd want one." He said as he motioned to a fresh cup on the table.
"Thank you. That was very sweet of you." I said as I took my cup and took a sip. "Did you have a good time tonight?" I asked.
He nodded. "It was nice having Charlene over again. We need to do that more often."