Just one quick look at the face of Kelly Ann and I knew there was something seriously wrong.
She had apparently been beating on my door for a few minutes. I had been dead to the world, a late, late night. My wife Caroline was at her mother's beach house for the week and I had slipped off to the horse track for some R and R of my own.
I thought I heard knocking, but thought it was a dream. It was so insistent, though, that ultimately it startled me awake and I stumbled to the front door.
"You Sniders are all the same, a bunch of bastards," said Kelly Ann, my brother's wife of 10 years, just before she slapped me. "I bet you talk about it when you play golf. You two are so fuckin smug...bastards."
Admittedly my brain was still not engaged, but I had no idea what was going on.
"Calm down, Kelly, lower your voice...calm down."
"Calm down my ass, Jon, you and your brother have and always will be bastards. You can't let good enough alone," said the woman.
Somehow I got Kelly Ann into the living room. Her face was red from screaming, and I wondered what the neighbors were thinking. I hadn't seen her this mad since, well, since we broke up 12 years prior. Or should I say, since I walked away from what was starting to be a good relationship.
You see, Kelly and I were friends in high school. Not best friends, but friends. We ran in the same crowd, we had many of the same likes and dislikes. We each had a number of unsuccessful dates with others, and would commiserate now and then on what was wrong with the people we chose to go out with.
After one of those sessions, I asked her out. She accepted, and for the second half of our senior year in high school we were inseparable.
On the night of our senior prom, just a week after her 18th birthday, we took our relationship a little further. Until that time we'd make out, heavy petting so to speak, and she allowed me to fondle and later kiss her luscious breasts. But nothing more. I went home with many a night of blue balls, but I understood her concerns. Two of our classmates had to finish the year in an alternative school after getting knocked up.
"That's not happening to me," said Kelly Ann. "I know it's tough on a guy, I hear guys talk, but getting pregnant will ruin a relationship. We have college and lots of time after to do all that stuff."
I'd press the issue, constantly, and on the night of the prom we snuck out a side entrance for a little make out session. On that night Kelly Ann let me feel her panties...not under them, but her warm, moist core. I fingered her to her first orgasm that night without touching bare pussy.
After coming down from her high she was startled to see my erect dick. I had taken it out of my pants while playing with her, and she couldn't take her eyes off it. "Does it always, uh, throb like that?"
"No Kelly Ann, but it does when I think of you."
She looked around, then back at my cock. "Can I touch it?"
Is the Pope a Catholic?
Kelly Ann slowly reached over, almost as if she was afraid of getting a shock. Well, in a way, I guess it was a certain kind of shock, in that she had never seen a guy's cock and surely hadn't touched one. She snaked her hand along my thigh, creeping along until her fingertips inched their way toward my dick.
If watching her slip her hand to my dick got me hot, having her touch me nearly got me to explode. My cock throbbed as she slowly, tantalizingly held my dick in her sweet little hand. "It's hard, yet it's soft," said the girl.
She slowly began stroking me, up and down. "Does this feel good? Is this jerking you off?"
I nearly laughed, and would have except her hand felt so good, so very good. On the third or fourth stroke I began to spurt hot cum all over the car seat. Kelly Ann pulled her hand away, but not before some of my stuff got onto her hand and wrist. She quickly reached into her pocketbook for a Kleenex or something and wipe off my cum.
"That was quite a show, Rob!" said the girl with a smile.
"It was awesome, Kelly Ann, thank you," I said, pulling her closer and deeply kissing her. We held each other for a while before sneaking back into the prom before anyone knew we were missing.
That was the first of many nights when we'd find a secluded place to make out. We never did screw, only hand jobs, and boy could she give them. The action continued until she went away on summer vacation and, well, I was weak.
I'd been flirting with a girl at the Dairy Queen, and as luck would have it she got off work while I was in the parking lot with a couple guys. Christine gave me a wave and walked off to her car, only to find it with a flat tire.
Mr. Helpful, that's me, offered to change her tire and she took me up on it. As a thank you, she offered to buy me breakfast the next day. Something clicked, and that night we had dinner and went to a movie. In front of her house afterward we made out for a couple minutes before she said she had to go.
"I can only stay out her five minutes before my dad turns the light on. That means I have to hightail it into the house. It's a couple minutes and if he comes out I won't be able to see you again."
With that Christine reached over, unzipped my pants, and pulled out my cock. She bent over, and began sucking me off. I couldn't believe it. As blowjobs go, it wasn't all that good. But at the time, with nothing to compare it to, I loved it.
My dick jumped in her hot wet mouth, and I came in her pretty mouth just as the light went on at her house. "I gotta go," said Christine, lifting herself up and opening the door. "Call me."
Of course I did, and we became inseparable. I broke up with Kelly Ann on her return from vacation, spending the rest of the summer getting my hose cleaned by the cute little red headed Christine.
The story would have ended there, except that my brother Rick returned from the service over Christmas, getting his discharge in June. Somewhere in there he met up with Kelly Ann and the two began dating. That summer Rick admitted in a drunken state that he'd fucked Kelly Ann, something she confirmed when we ran into each other one day at the mall.
We hadn't really spoken since our breakup, as Kelly Ann was totally pissed. When she saw me at the mall she laughed and commented on how Rick was so very sensitive, so much nicer than me. "Oh, and he's got a bigger cock," snarled the girl. "And he's a great fuck."
With that she turned and walked away, deliberately swaying her hips in a way that brought my cock to attention. I was so very jealous of my big brother, but what could I do. I had broken up with Kelly Ann, and in a cad of a way.
My brother loved his girlfriend, and they were married a year later. A June wedding, with Kelly Ann absolutely beautiful. I couldn't get a date for the wedding, but did meet up with one of the bridesmaids --- Caroline --- and we began an e-mail/phone relationship while I continued college.
Three years later, we were married. Since then Rick and Kelly Ann had two kids while Caroline and I were "still trying."