Greg checked the room over one last time. He wanted everything perfect for the guests who should be showing up in a matter of minutes. He double checked the seating...yes, everything was precisely correct. As he clapped his hands together, the doorbell rang, which seemed to portend a positive outcome to the days' events.
Greg went to the door, straightening the throw rug with his toe just as he reached the doorknob. Turning it, he opened the door wide, showing Tom, his former best friend, and Karen, his former wife. Both had bewildered if somewhat optimistic expressions on their faces.
"Please, come in," Greg said. He offered them something to drink, which they both accepted, water for both. Neither wanted alcohol for this first meeting with Karen's ex-husband. Since the day that Karen had told Greg that she had fallen in love with Tom, he had refused to speak with her. If it didn't have to do with the kids, he didn't say a word to her or her new husband. Not one word. So when he called after 5 years of silence, they were simultaneously bewildered and pleased and concerned. Karen had hoped that they would be able to remain friends or at least get to a level of friendly civility, but Greg was having none of it.
Greg showed them into the living room and gestured for them to sit on the loveseat. Tom found that curious and a bit disturbing -- as upset as Greg had been over the divorce and the subsequent marriage, Tom was sure that he and Karen would have been sitting apart.
Greg sat down in his seat, an old brown leather wingback chair. He crossed his right leg over left, his ankle atop the knee. His right arm on the arm of the chair, his chin resting in the palm of his hand, Greg seemed completely at ease. Relaxed. None of this was going the way either Karen or Tom expected.
Greg sighed, paused, then started talking. "So, first, I want to kind of lay out some ground rules. First, I know I told the two of you that I never wanted to speak with either of you again. For today, for this conversation, I want that set aside. I want you to be able to speak your mind. Secondly, I want to get this out of the way, uninterrupted. It'll just be a couple of minutes, then either of you can jump in. Good?"
Tom and Karen looked at each other, shrugged, then Karen said "Sure, please. We are so happy that you are talking to us...." Her words died in her throat as Greg held up a hand.
"I get the idea," Greg replied, stopped her from trying to get five year's worth of discussion done in one sitting. "Just let me get this out first." Karen smiled at him and nodded. "Carlie is growing up. Our daughter," nodding his head to Karen, isolating Tom, "is graduating this year. And someday, she will get married. But here's the thing -- I still don't want you two to talk to me. And I don't want to talk to you. But I also don't want to be painted as the bad guy, the one who can't move on. That hardly seems fair, does it? You fuck my best friend, you take my child with you, you take money from my paycheck until you two tie the knot...no, I am the injured party here, not you. Therefore, I have come up with a solution. You two won't even try to talk to me. If we are in the same room, neither of you says one word to me. You don't lay the blame on me, you just don't say a thing to me."
Karen's previous optimism disappeared. She was heartbroken all over again that her ex-husband couldn't or wouldn't move past what he saw as her betrayal. He just didn't understand that Tom was her soulmate, the one she was supposed to spend her life with. "Greg, you know that there will be times when it can't be helped..." again her voice trailing off as she watched Greg's right hand move slowly from his chin to a hammer standing next to the chair, the head on the floor, the handle pointing straight up to the ceiling. He touched the handle, tapped it twice, then moved his hand slightly away, still dangling close to the black tape covered handle.
"No, there won't be. You won't say a thing to me. Ever." His voice had dropped low, almost to a whisper. His hand tapped the handle again, just twice.
Karen saw the gesture and let out a raspberry, a small smile touching her lips. "What? I'm supposed to believe that you're going to hit me with that if I talk to you? Come on, I know you better than that."
A slight grin creased his face. Greg pointed out "No, you don't know me. At all. But you are correct. I won't hit you." His gaze shifted to his left. "I'll hit him. Every time you talk to me, I will take this maul and I will break one of his bones. There are 206 bones so I won't run out of targets before the first one start to heal and I can start all over again." Tom's face turned slightly pale, but he couldn't believe that Greg would do that.
"Come on, man, I grew up with you, you couldn't do...THAT," Tom threw out. "It's just not..."
"Gene Mulcavey"