As a Milkman delivering before most people get up you often time find people in their most interesting... shall we say attire. You are there when the least expect you, and seldom notice your presence. At Christmas time each year, people are often generous with gifts for the milkman, tips, cookies, cakes, even gloves or maybe a nit hat. As a senior in High School I had been running the milk route for 2 years, and it was my 3rd Christmas, and I had gotten to know most of my customers quite well.
As the week progressed I gathered the usual items, then Christmas came and went, then the Monday after Christmas as I neared the end of my route the door suddenly opened as I bent to put the milk in the box. "Oh! Mick! " came the startled remark "You scared me"
"Sorry Mrs. D... " I replied as I picked the milk up to hand it to my vice principals wife, I saw her standing in a short robe and a Santa hat, (not looking startled at all).
"I forgot your Christmas present this year Mick, but it's still here, come in I'll give it to you." I entered with some reservation, her husband and I did not always see eye to eye at school (nothing he could prove, but I was probably guilty). She was blonde about 5'6" full figured like the Hollywood stars of old, Marilynn Monroe, Betty Page, you know those fabulous fifty's pinup girls who still looked like women and in great shape for her 30 to 35 years and the two kids. She had me follow her into the living room, where the tree still flickered its Christmas cheer. As she bent to pick through the gifts her robe slid up revealing a beautiful ass covered only by a small black bikini bottom, her legs placed apart just enough to allow a view of the pussy line beneath the scant fabric. I looked down the hall nervously, her husband recently discharged from the Marines, was 6'6" and 250 lbs. of BIG GUY, and this scene was all he would need to rip my head off. She dug through the toys and ties torturing me with her ass and the whiplash I was getting looking down the hall.