Love Thy Neighbor is a series of stories about the ladies in my neighborhood. Watch for further neighborhood tales as they come up!
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"This boredom is driving me crazy!" Whined Renee as she reflected on her very boring, frustrated life. "Jerry has lost his luster, Hell, he never had any."
"What are you talking about?" I asked her as I poured another Long Island Ice Tea into her glass. "You guys have the perfect family."
"Perfect?" Snorted Renee, "Let me tell you a few things, Bucko."
Renee took another large gulp of her drink. She was a very tall, beautiful blond with a very tight figure. For a Mother of four kids she had the body of a fresh young teenager. She had an outgoing personality, very social and had visited me numerous times to chat about a variety of topics. But this time was different; she never talked about her personal stuff.
"Jerry is so boring," She slurred her words a bit, "Did you know we don't have sex other than the missionary position?"
"That's a lot more information that I really need to know." I replied with a smile.
"Don't be coy with me," She slurred back, "I've seen the various women spending the night, and in fact I might even recall Lori down the block spending a night or two."
It was my turned to be startled. I hadn't realized she had been observing my goings on over the last few weeks.
"In fact," She smiled wickedly as she grabbed the front collar of my shirt, "I bet you could add a bit of excitement that I've been missing."
"Renee," I responded, "You've had a lot to drink on this visit, be careful what you wish for."
She grabbed my collar tighter and led me from the patio inside.
"I know what I need, and where to get it." She replied.