Roger nods sympathetically. "So, Franco and Claire, their scorecard that first weekend, I didn't know it for sure myself, I mean I had an idea but not for sure. I didn't find out till Claire and I, or Claire and me, Claire and both of us, went to bed that Sunday night."
"You mean that first night you got back?"
"Yes, I could see she was exhausted so I was trying extra hard to be gentle and considerate. I figured the last thing she would want was me pestering her for details. I was massaging her back gently, the way she likes. Claire sleeps on her tummy a lot of the time, and it seemed like she was dropping off. Suddenly she turns over to me. She's awake and has this big lovely smile. She giggles and pokes me in the ribs. Was nice! She kisses me and thanks me for doing Franco's lawn, tells me how much that meant to her. Wow! How much it meant to him too. Wow! My wife thanking me! And how she was proud of me. Double-wow! And that she hoped the lawn came out nice and that I was happy with it. Triple-wow-plus! So I'm feeling really great and I start telling her about Franco's house and his lawn. I was just at the part about getting the old mower oiled up when she interrupts me with a really sexy kiss. She spreads her legs and asks would I like to go down on her. WOW! Surprised the heck out of me."
The words "go down on her," with the her being Claire, jerk me out of the images of Anna and the asshole Farrell. Those images were now permanently burned into me, but if he wants to talk about eating Claire's pussy then I owed it to him to listen carefully.
"Which, dude, sign me up in a heartbeat! You should see her down there! And not just see but inhale her essence and taste her, lick her."
"God I..."
"I mean not really see-see, or taste-taste or lick-lick, not you personally, haha! You're too good a man for that. But she said those words and I'm rock hard in a second. She knows me well, knew her man was ready, willing and able. So I slide down kissing her sweet boobies and her belly and getting between her legs. Before my first lick she was like did I want to hear some of it? And I was like Oh-my-God YES. That's when she tells me pretty much the whole thing, pretty much everything I'd been dying to ask her about her weekend with Franco. To get to lick and finger her pussy, get to inhale the scent of that lovely cunt while she tells it? That really made it special."
"Go on." By this point I'm trying to hide my bafflement, my anger, the tears from my toes and the swelling of my dick, but he was too into storytelling to have seen that. I think.
"I like to take it pretty slow or slowly maybe it is when I go down on Claire, works best for her, for us both. I'm just kissing and licking her thighs and rubbing her legs and belly when she starts. About getting into the room that first afternoon with Franco, how he took his time but then stripped her so they could cuddle and make out. Then the good part. How he fucked her twice while I was out mowing the lawn, the second one finished just three minutes before they let me get in the room. Imagine that!"
"Believe me, I am imagining it."
"Thank you my friend. Now I was licking closer to her pussy and scent was clean and fresh and lovely. Just perfect. I could feel her getting into it, pulling on my hair to get me in closer and kind of bucking pussy and vagina into my mouth, gets my tongue in deeper, helps open her personals to expose her, haha, little man in a boat, ever heard that one? I think it makes more sense if it's a girl in a boat. But whatever, my Claire loves being cunnilingussed almost as much as I love cunnilingussing her, so it works out for us both."
"Roger, it's called eating..."
"What? You're hungry again? I can fire up the grill if..."
"No, that's not it, just go on with the story please." Why do I even try?
Roger stares up into the night sky, remembering. "That second fuck, just three minutes earlier! Incroyable! And I told her, was why they had me helping with laundry when I got back from Franco's house, give the two of them the time they needed. Three minutes! Why there was all that fresh cum when he told her to lift her knees."
"The honey?"
"Like Takakkaw Falls out in Glacier National, ever been there? It's really quite beautiful!"
"God, yes! The waterfall..."
"We took I-94 over to route 2, some pretty country there and when you get to Shelby..."
"Roger, focus! Please focus! Claire. The fucking. God!"
"Gotcha!"
I can almost see it dripping from her. I gulp and say, "Two down on day one." I'll do the counting this time.