My name is Fred Clarke and I am manager of a luxury golf club in Orlando. I'm married but recently separated. My wife went back to live with her folks in Palm Beach. I live in this exclusive gated community in a lovely home with a pool and a golf course view.
Sitting at the club bar enjoying a bit of Glenmorangie on the rocks I look out at a nearly full dining room. I see Diane Miller and her husband John having lunch with his partner Bob Lafferty and Bob's new wife Margie.
John Miller and his partner Bob Lafferty specialize in Maritime Law – what the English call Admiralty Law. Both John and Bob have great reputations so they travel a lot all over Florida consulting with other lawyers about complex maritime cases.
John and Diane have been in therapy with two sexual counselors for almost four weeks now. They have kept it a close secret. I am the only friend who knows about it. I helped John make the decision to see a counselor.
I walked over to their table as they finished their lunch to say hello. John and Bob quickly said their good-byes and got up to go back to their office. Margie hurried off to meet a lady realtor who was helping her look at houses because Bob's condo was not big enough for the needs of the newly weds.
I signaled the waiter and ordered two glasses of chardonnay for Diane and me. Then I joined Diane. I was very curious to hear about how John's work with the sexual counselors was progressing.
"How's it going?" I asked.
Diane knew immediately what I meant and she broke out in laughter.
Finally controlling her laughter she whispered, "He's simply priceless, poor thing. We talked for the first three sessions and when we talked about orgasms he was so uncomfortable I thought he was gonna die. Then John and I got naked in their special bedroom to try out some of the things the counselors had explained to John. And then when the lady councilor joined us to help, the poor dear lost his erection."
"It took forever for the two of us to get him up again and I mounted him so she could show him how a clitoris was stimulated when a gal did a guy cowboy. When she started talking about my clitoris he lost his erection again."
Diane almost broke up laughing as she told this story trying to whisper so people at nearby tables would not hear. I was laughing with her as I tried to imagine John in this embarrassing situation.
"Then the counselor suggested that she undress and have intercourse with John."
"She fucked him?" I asked.
"She was ready to. She undressed and took hold of his dick and he got his erection back and then he quickly began to apologize to me for getting an erection when another woman grabbed his dick."
Diane said gasping for breath as she tried to whisper and laugh at the same time.
"So she rolled him over on top of me," Diane continued, "and showed him how to put pressure on my clitoris with his pubic bone when he fucked me missionary. Then she told him to do it both ways with me at home. That's when he lost his erection again. We couldn't get him back up after that."
I was laughing as hard as she was as I tried to picture in my mind that poor bastard being taught how to fuck by this strange woman.
"So we practiced this at home while we continued the counseling sessions," she said.
"Is he learning how to do it?" I asked.
"Let's say he's making some progress. The problem is getting an erection when he's concentrating on doing the technique right. When he thinks about doing it correctly his dick gets soft. Then after a couple of drinks when he starts fuckin me he does it wrong."
"Does he bring you off?" I asked.
"Are you kidding? Nowhere close! I even think about fuckin YOU and even that doesn't help because then I start thinking about what a bastard you are."
"Me? A bastard? Why?"
"I see it in your eyes every time you start to fuck me. You KNOW you're gonna bring me off. You KNOW I'm gonna start trembling and talking dirty. And you're not doing it because you love me, like my poor husband is trying so hard to do. You're doing it so I'll spread my legs for you the next time you're in the mood to fuck. Doing it so I'll be easy pussy when you need it. Doing it so I'll be your bitch! And ... and ..."
"And what?" I asked.
"And I AM your bitch! God damn it! Fred, can you do me this afternoon. I haven't had an orgasm in weeks."
I leaned close and whispered, "Diane just walk over to my place and go through the back. It's not locked. I'll be over in a few minutes."
She looked at me, nodded and whispered, "Thank you Fred. Thank you very much."
I took care of several things in the office and then made my way home. When I entered the bedroom there was a stark naked Diane lying in bed playing with her pussy like a high school girl. I casually began to undress.
"Hurry up you bastard! You're teasing me!"
"Yes Diane," I said. "I AM teasing you, taking my time and enjoying myself because it's so much fun to see a woman as beautiful as you with a pussy as needy as yours, begging me to hurry up and fuck her. And especially after she gave me that long lecture on why she couldn't fuck me because she loved her husband."
"You bastard! Forget that lecture. Hurry!" Diane yelled at me.
When my shorts came down she grabbed me and pulled me into bed and mounted me just like the first time I fucked her. She was as hungry for it today as she had been then and she pounded away just as hard this time as before and it took only a few minutes before her contractions started.
But this time I rolled her over while her orgasm was still in progress and spread her legs wide lifting her ass up with both my hands putting her legs over my shoulders and began pounding her pussy deep. I had my fun and pumped a big load, not caring a damn for her pleasure but feeling the bitch have another orgasm before I finished her off.
We lay there breathing heavily before I rolled off her.
Then I said, "So much for ... what was it you said? Oh yeah! You said you're not gonna fuck me while you're trying to help the man you love learn how to fuck. Are we through with all that?"
"You really are a thorough-going bastard!" Diane said. "I love him and I'm trying to help him, but ... shit ... I need it so yeah I guess we're through with all of that."
"So when you need it and ask for it I'll take care of you and when I'm in the mood?"
"I'll fuck! You bastard! I'll fuck any time you want me to!"
"That sounds like a fair deal," I said.
Diane and I enjoyed a quick shower together and I dressed as she was blow-drying her hair. After she went home I made a few necessary phone calls and then as the setting sun was making a beautiful bank of clouds bright red, I sat on my patio and poured myself a Glenmorangie on the rocks. Lighting a small cigar I enclosed myself in a fragrant cloud of smoke.
As I was about ready for a refill, the loving husband of the lady I had just fucked this afternoon suddenly appeared on my patio.
"Got time for a talk?" John asked.
"Sure," I replied, getting up and filling a pitcher with water.
John poured his single malt and added a careful measure of water.
"I need some more help," he said.
What is this about I wondered? I was already helping him by keeping his wife's sexual appetite satisfied, but I doubt that's what he was talking about.
"How can I help you?" I asked.
"How the hell did you learn to fuck?" He asked, bluntly.
I chuckled remembering his wife's comments on my bedroom skills this afternoon. John had not talked to me about the sexual counseling but I sensed he was not happy with his progress. I wondered if I could help him?
"It was all due to an ugly girl." I said remembering my senior year in high school.
"An ugly girl?" John asked astonished.
"Yeah," I said. "An ugly girl. I was a good-looking guy but I had no luck at all with the gals in my class. A goodnight kiss and the next date I'd reach for an ass or a tit and that was the end of that."
"There was this ugly girl down the block. She was a year older than me and kinda ... well ... kinda fat. One night I sneaked some liquor out of the house and the two of us walked over to a quiet place in the park and got a little drunk and played around."
"Played around?" John asked.
"I got her tits out and played with them," I said, remembering that night like it was yesterday. "Then I started to play with her pussy and she yelled at me, 'NOT THAT WAY' and I couldn't figure out what she was talking about."
"What had you done to make her react like that?" John asked.
"All I did was shove two fingers into a dripping wet pussy," I replied. "She grabbed hold of my hand and said, 'Up here dammit. Up here.' And I had my first introduction to a clitoris."