A flash story of just over 1400 words. Everyone is this story is over the age of consent. I'd like to thank Randi for her editorial help. However, I claim the ownership of any errors as mine.
"Oh, Kevin. I'm so sorry! I... we... never meant to hurt you. But Sam and I have just fallen for each other. I know my words will probably not mean much to you, but I am truly sorry."
Kevin looked at Sue, his wife of three years, and shook his head. "I guess I must have misread you, dear;" he snarled the word 'dear.' "I would never have guessed that you would be the kind of person to betray me with my own sibling. But, it is what it is and you are what you are; so, what's your plan? Anyway, where is Sam?"
"He, well, we thought it best if you and I talked this through without him being here, causing a distraction.
"I think a divorce would be the best idea so that we can all move on with our lives. What I am proposing is a simple 50/50 split. No alimony or anything, as I don't think that would be fair on you. After all, with what I earn and with what Sam pulls in, we'll be good for money."
"The house? What about the house?" asked Kevin.
"Well... I was thinking that Sam and I would keep the house and you could get an apartment somewhere?"
Kevin snorted. "Oh, sure. You and Sam get to keep the fucking house I slaved over, spent my money on, and worked on night and day to bring it up to a great standard so you and Sam can live a life of luxury whilst I get to live in a cheap, shitty apartment in a slum area of the inner city? Gee! Thanks!"
"Oh, honey! That's not what we want for you! What we hope is that you'll be able to get a nice apartment in a decent part of town. I mean, you could afford somewhere good on your salary, right?"
He shook his head. "Actually no, I don't think I would be able to. The only reason that we could afford this place," he made an all-encompassing gesture taking in the modest but decent house, "is because I did almost all of the remodelling work by myself and because we have both our incomes funding the property. On my single income, all I could afford would be a shitty apartment or a room somewhere found through Craigslist or Rooms To Let."
Sue looked sympathetic. "I must admit we hadn't thought of that. Maybe we can work something out?"
"I doubt that," Kevin replied. "Anyway, what happened to us? I thought we were good?"
"Oh, baby we are goo, or rather we were good. It's just that Sam and I fell for each other, very hard. We tried to hide it, to shy away from it, from falling in love with each other. But it just wasn't possible. I hope you can learn to understand this and to forgive us, but we fell in love together. Pretty much how you and I did, you know?" She sounded hopeful, almost as if she was willing Kevin to accept the shit sandwich she was offering him.
"Have you two '[love birds' slept together yet?"
"Oh, no! Of course not! I know what I, well we, Sam and I, are doing is going to break your heart, but I just felt it would have been wrong for us to sleep together before we got divorced. We've made out, yeah, but not had sex yet."
Kevin shrugged his shoulders. "Well, thanks for that consideration at least." He wasn't sure if Sue had spotted his sarcasm, but what the hell.
"Anyway, you'll make out okay, Kevin. Surely you will. You'll find some gorgeous woman to share your life with after we divorce. Then you, Sam and I will be able to sit down to a meal here with you and your new lady and have a great time together." She nodded her head as if that would make the ludicrous crap she was spewing out somehow more plausible.
"Really? You really think that I would be willing to bring a date here, to the house I built with all the love I had in my heart for you, to sit down at the fucking dining table I made from reclaimed wood with my new love, with you, my ex-wife and my treacherous, treasonable brother and play happy families? No! Fuck that, bitch! Ain't happening!"