First story with more to come. Some are fiction some are fact. Names and places have been changed to protect identities.
After I moved from Minnesota to Southern Florida, I had it with my previous career and decided to do something that wouldn't tax my body as much. So I started a home services company. The first few months started out slow but after my brother had dropped my name with a few people business started to take off and I was making more money in 3 days then I did in my last job in five.
So normally on Monday's I sit in the office and schedule the weeks work for Tuesday thru Friday. This is so I limit the miles I'm driving an get off in the early afternoon. As I'm making my schedule this entitled asshat calls my line and name drops a VIP corporate clients name. Saying he has to have his work done this week cause he is putting his house up for sale next. So I acquiesce to his demands look up his address and then some other information, quote him a price then charge him $100.00 for the rushed service. He could care less it seems and hangs up the phone on me.
Next day after my noon appointment I drive the 26 miles to Mr Asshats neighborhood and roll up on a cool million dollar home in a swanky HOA. I break out my equipment, fire up my Genset and I'm off to the races. About 10 minutes into the job Mr Asshats wife comes out and is she HOT in that librarian type looks. Mid 50's, 5'4",125 lbs, silver blonde hair, glasses, little to no makeup, dresses conservatively, but under it all you could tell she is a MILF. She was once a smoking hot chick but she looks like she has been run ragged.
Anyways back to the story, she comes out and asks me what's going on and I inform her that her husband hired me to do some work. She looks a little miffed because she needs to get her car out of the garage and run something to her son. So I move my equipment and she leaves only to return 2 minutes later as I'm getting off another call and parks in the garage.
Well the wife ( Joan ) walks out and apologizes to me and says sorry and her son called just as she was about to exit the development and said he had a spare in his book bag and didn't need his other set. I finish the job and roll up my gear and I get on my tablet and process the credit card given and it bounces.
So I stroll up to the front door and ring the bell and 2 minutes later Joan opens it and I tell her the circumstances. She invites me in and we walk into a nice kitchen area where she serves me a fresh glass of lemonade and wanders off to find her purse.
A few minutes later she comes back with her wallet and hands me another card and I process the payment, during this Joan asks me if I'm any good with computers and I tell her I am good enough to be dangerous. She asks me how that is and I tell her how I access databases and other information to help my business. Well just as I'm taking the last sip of the lemonade she asks me if I could take a look at a computer in the office.
I tell her sure and we stroll into the office and sitting there is a Windows PC, thank God I hate Apple products. She explains she can't figure it out she is a Apple person and points at her iPhone whatever and I nod my understanding. She tells me the password and I open up the computer and then she drops a bomb on me. She thinks her husband is watching porn in the computer and wants to know what he is looking at and why she isn't getting any action from him.