I met Jay and Emily shortly after I got divorced many years ago. It was the late 80s when personal computers were just coming into fashion and bulletin board systems were king. That was the place we posted messages, exchanged pictures and had interactive chat. Jay and I talked a lot about the latest computers and other such things. We were both pretty geeky at the time. I had set up a get together for members of the bulletin board at a local coffee shop on one Sunday and that's where I met Jay and his gorgeous wife Emily. They looked like the perfect couple. Jay was a head turner for women but he never showed any interest in other women which was understandable as some would call Emily drop dead gorgeous and I was right there saying that.
Over the next year or so we all became great friends. Emily was always trying to fix me up with one of her friends but it never worked out. She had great looking friends but most of them weren't interested in me and my "baggage," my kids, or I found them to be shallow and self-absorbed.
One night we'd gone out to a place called the Dead End Bar which had a bunch of pool tables that a lot of couples like to frequent. The place was on a dark back street but once you were inside it was very clean and quite nice. We'd challenged each other at pool and Emily, having been taught pool by her brothers, beat me most of the time while Jay and I were pretty evenly matched. When we'd had enough we went back to their house. We'd come in their car and while I was ready to go straight home Jay insisted I stay to have "one for the road." That was in the years before I realized how badly I drove when I'd had a few so I didn't say no.
We sat in the living room and Jay went to get us some wine and beer in another room. Emily and I were just chatting while he was gone. But as we chatted I noticed how low her blouse hung from her chest and her ample cleavage was very obvious. I had of course notice many times what a great figure Emily had but I hadn't thought her breasts were quite so large as they seemed to be that night. I was staring and Jay caught me when he returned with the drinks.
"Like the view?" Jay asked sarcastically.
"Huh?" I responded stupidly and trying desperately to think of a more suitable response.
"Emmie's tits, nice huh?"
I didn't know what to say. Was he testing me or really asking me what I thought. I just stared back at him with a dumb look on my face.
"Jay, don't!" Emily finally said. "What's he supposed to say?"
"I'm sorry honey," he responded, "but you do have great tits."
I was relieved, of course, to hear him say that. "Yes but you don't have to test everyone like that."
"I wasn't testing him!" Jay retorted.
"I'll be right back," Emily said, "now you be nice."
She had no sooner left the room when Jay said to me, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you but I was serious. She's got great tits, don't you think?"
"Well, um, yeah, I supposed," I bumbled.
"You suppose?"
"Well, yeah, she does."
"What about the rest of her?"
"Oh for Christ sake Jay, your wife's drop dead gorgeous and you know it!" I finally said strongly. "You know how everyone drools over her."
"Well do you?"