By their nature kids don't like to share their stuff. As soon as our parents deem us to be teachable, they try to teach us to share. But then as young adults, we realize that society condemns us for sharing.
Chatting with my sister Irma as we walked in the sand towards Georgioupoli and our hotel, I was really at peace with myself. Not just because my husband, Greg, and I had made her so happy to be included in our holidays, it was also that Irma is so easy to talk to and was informed about a whole lot of stuff -- nature, politics, customs, travel, you name it.
After Irma's husband had left her for a juicy young secretary a number of years earlier, she had gone into a partial social isolation. Sure, she had female friends whom she accompanied to plays, concerts, etc. and went hiking with, but to my knowledge, although in her early thirties, reasonably good looking, a nice figure and in good shape, she had not dated since Peter had left her. Living in a small city near Kaiserslautern, some 200 km from Sindelfingen where she lived, we weren't able to see each as often as I would have liked. At one point though, Greg noted that in spite of numerous friends and activities, Irma seemed lonely.
Greg and I typically go to Crete for a couple weeks in April/May. That's before high-season so flights and rental cars are available at bargain basement prices and hotels are plentiful and available at low-season prices. But there's another reason for April/May, actually a better one than the off season prices: April/May is when everything that blossoms, is in full blossom.
It was one Saturday evening in February that Greg and I were sipping Raki and dreaming of our spring holiday when he surprised me. "Hey Gertie, you ever think Irma might like going with us? You said she often don't go on holidays when she can't find one of her female friends to go with her."
I was really surprised. Greg had long resisted any suggestion of going on holidays with anyone, be they friends, neighbors, relatives, whatever. All I could answer was to ask if he was serious.
"Look, Irma's easy to get along with. And money's no object. She's got a good job and there's lots of rooms for, like what, 40 Euros? And when we'd have to stay where there's only one room vacant, we could always ask for a roll-in bed."
"You wouldn't mind my sister sleeping in a room with us?"
"Why should I? You always say she's one person who really doesn't snore."
"You're right, she doesn't snore, but I had something else in mind. It's just that, well, we might have to be real quiet, or maybe not do it at all." When we're on holidays, Greg, away from the daily job stress, develops a voracious carnal appetite. At home he's happy with two or three times a week. On holidays, he's a once-at-night- and sometimes then-again-in-the-morning man.
"Gertie, you'd just have to stifle your scream when you cum."
"Oh I can stifle my orgasmic screams just fine. But you? Can you stifle your groans and 'oh fucks' when you shoot your wad?"
"Damned right, remember I'm discipline man. Why when I was in ............ uh what I wanna say is I can control myself."
"What just about slipped out is how you had this girl friend, Sally Mae or something like that. Had home dates. After her mommy and daddy and little sister and brother went to bed, you and Sally Mae had the living room to yourselves."
"Sally Mae and I never had sex!"
"Yeah, like Bill and Monica never had sex either. Ah, how could I forget? It depends on how you define sex. Greg, I been listening to your dreams for the last 15 years. Maybe you didn't stick it in her but she always made sure there were Kleenexes close to the couch after her folks went to bed."
"Okay, okay. Carol Ann was her name, not Sally Mae. She felt sorry for me and relieved my tension. Look Gertie, I just think asking Irma to come along is something she'd really appreciate. Maybe break her out of that cycle of depressions she's been in since that asshole Peter left her. And anyway, you always say it's too bad you two can't see each other more often."
So it had been my loving husband, Greg, who had made it possible for my eight-year younger sister to be with me on this holiday. Irma and I hadn't always been close. Siblings with an eight year age gap don't normally become close until later in life, if at all. Just imagine how our interests collided. On of us just starting to grow titties and pubic hair and the other still believing storks bring babies, Santa Claus comes down the chimney with presents, and the Easter Bunny brings all the colored eggs and chocolates on Easter Sunday. And so it was that Irma and I became close only later, around the time that Greg and I married.
Greg is American and women often ask me how we met. What they really want to know though is what it's like being married to an American and that mostly relates to the repressed prurient interests so many women have. In other words, they want to know what it's like with a circumcised penis. After all, it's known that some 70% of all American men are circumcised and so the chances of not getting a foreskin are statistically pretty high. Women who marry Turkish men get the same question.
The short answer to the question about how Greg and I met is that we met at the company where I was working.
To expand a little more, when we met, Greg was a USAF lieutenant stationed at Ramstein AFB and working in base logistics and sourcing. I was employed as a controller by a German company that specialized in providing facility services (janitorial, maintenance, cafeteria, sanitation, etc.) to factories and commercial offices. In those days, the US Government was going through a privatization mania and the company I worked for ended up bidding for work at Ramstein. Being the air base's contact person to our company, 1st Lieutenant Gregory A. Towson was a sometimes visitor at my employer's company office in Kaiserslautern.
Good looking and polite, he hadn't failed to escape the attention of young unattached females like myself. I began paying special attention to my appearance, especially on days when I knew he was expected and I always found an excuse to be in a room where he happened to be. All to no avail! Not that he shunned me. No way! Almost the exact opposite. Always the smile and polite greeting: "Good morning Miss Meierhof! Good bye Miss Meierhof! A pleasant day to you Miss Meierhof!" I started wondering if the guy knew how to flirt. Or was he gay? Married he was not. Early on in my crush, I'd checked him for a wedding ring.
Then one day came the surprise of my life. I'd ambushed him in the reception area and was determined to get more out of him than 'good morning.' Out of the blue, literally out of the blue too considering his blue Air Force uniform, "Guten Tag Fräulein Meierhof!" Completely accent-free high German!
"Guten Tag Leutnant Towson. Schön, dass Sie heute bei uns sind." (Good day Lieutenant Towson. Happy that you can join us today.)
Believing that saying 'good day' was probably the limit of his newly acquired German, I switched to English and tried to move the conversation in a more personal and informal direction.
To my surprise he continued in accent-free German and to my great pleasure, he took up the personal and informal vein that I'd been striving towards for months. All too soon though, the receptionist said our sales manager was ready to receive him. When he was out of earshot, I told the receptionist to ring me when the meeting was over. I wanted to ambush him again.
My second ambush of the day went even better than the first. Lieutenant Gregory A. Towson finally asked me out! Two weeks later on the couch in my apartment, he removed my panties -- but not before he'd pulled off his boxer shorts.
Four months later we walked down the aisle of the Pauluskirche in Kaiserslautern.
Like many good things in life, the really fateful (in a positive sense) part of that holiday on the Greek island of Crete began without our conscious planning, just sort of happened. We'd walked the 800 meters into the nearby village of Georgioupoli to have dinner at one of our favorite family owned tavernas. Like most of these places, after desert, the waitress would bring the check and as a gratuity, a small carafe of Raki -- that strong clear Greek schnapps. Perhaps the expectation and custom is that customers drink only a small schnapps glass each, and that is what we usually did. However, not everyone limits themselves like that and that evening, we three didn't limit ourselves to one small glass each either.
We didn't get fallen-down-stumbling drunk, just a bit mellowed out, finding it easy to laugh at almost any attempt at humor. By the time we got back to the room that the three of us were sharing, we decided it was about bedtime. Greg and I grabbed out sleep clothes, a short sleeved and short legged pajama for Greg and a sleep shirt for me, and went into the bathroom to change. (None of us are particularly prudish, however, we'd somehow decided or perhaps rather drifted into the custom that Greg and Irma did not undress in the presence of one another.) While we were in the bathroom, Irma knocked on the door and announced that she had left her sun hat by the pool that afternoon and was leaving to retrieve it.
Greg and I were in bed by the time she returned, happily waving her sun hat. "Hard to believe, it was still there! By the way, you won't believe what I overheard some of the staff talking about. They sure didn't know that I understand French."
Greg and I sat up in bed, showing obvious interest in whatever gossip Irma had harvested by eavesdropping on the staff.
Irma wasn't in such a big hurry to tell or maybe she really had to pee. "Lemme get changed first."
When she came out of the bathroom dressed in her sleep shirt, she slid under the covers in her bed and faced us, elbow on the bed and head in her hand. "Anyway, like I said, there's three or four of these young French guys, like barely college age, hanging out around the maintenance shack near the pool. I greeted them in English and they must have figured I didn't know French cause while I was busy looking for my hat, they kept on gossiping in French."
Both Greg and I expected some juicy gossip, like maybe the lady at the front desk was screwing the manager. Greg answered her hesitation with a simple "and so?"
"Those young shits were talking about us. Like how I was one of Greg's two mistresses. Speculative stuff like how we arrange who Greg fucks on any one night. Whether one of us watches when the other gets fucked. Do we do it as a threesome? All that sort of stuff."
Greg had to laugh.