Well, I am the most liberal guy on this planet, ain't no doubt! James is the guy that saved my life, hell I would be dead except for him, and there is no doubt about that at all. I was underwater, this guy climbed inside my Corvette and held my head above water for more than an hour while rescue arrived... Just a stupid damn wreck, they all are...
That should have been the end of that, but I just HAD to go over there to say thanks...I did that, his dumpy wife, a good 30 pounds extra floating around, just had to have my phone number. Like an idiot, I gave it to her..
I forgot all that, but she didn't, she called and Lee was home... So when I rolled in one night from my work at the Massage Therapy School where I teach, here sat Lee and Kathy, a nice chubby housewife type right down to the one-piece bathing suit that was intended to help hide the few extra rolls of flab..I did take a good look at her boobs, one thing she did have was quite a set on her! "Must be at least 44's" I thought.
But hell, I didn't care, I took a quick shower and joined them on the deck by the hot tub. We just chatted, mostly BS, having a day.
Then the doorbell rang, James, of course. Now James and I had met three times before, the day at his house, then he had called to take me to lunch.
When he dropped by the College one day as I was getting off work, he was beginning to irritate me. Every single time it came down to a conversation about his "strain" of holding my head out of the water, how he had, "Jumped into the water with no thought for himself" and how it was a "good thing he had worked out and built up his arms" to handle the load.....just FUCK...He pissed me off every time he came close....
Still, I was dead but for this asshole, what do I do? So I just hunkered down and sort of took it, hoping against hope that it will all fade away, and I can just say thank you and it's over..
I knew goddam good and well that I could just dump this butthead in an arm wrestling match, if we ever got into a fight he had maybe 4 seconds to think about it, no matter...I had no choice...So I was nice..
The conversation started to swing towards the day of the accident, I got up and excused myself and went into the kitchen to fix some drinks and snacks.
Well, Lee didn't read me right. We live an open lifestyle, and she must have figured that a bit of fun for the evening would be OK with me. She had been checking James out, I had to admit he was a nice looking guy, and in shape. Just something about him drove me nuts.
I walked back out on the deck and James was leaning on Lee with a liplock and had his hand in her blouse and I just blew my stack!
So I walked over and grabbed him, gave him a bit of a shove and down he went. Next thing I knew we were going at it, I grabbed him and got a bloody nose for my efforts, then I tried to kick him and got a sore leg, finally we ended up on the floor and I have no idea how he ended up on top. I got a sore ear out of that, and a couple of short clips to the face, nothing serious, but those pile up.
Now I was really mad, so I used a couple of dirty tricks I learned in the military, and missed with all of them. This guy was starting to really piss me off, besides, it was starting to hurt! So I floated a left hand at him, and turned my hip at the same time. That was an obvious telegraph of a sidekick, I saw his hands drop to block it. Instead I popped him straight down the middle with an unexpected right hand, right on the button!
He went down and there wasn't anything left in him.
Lee was yelling at me, so was Kathy. Hell, I really didn't want to hurt the guy, but I don't back down very easy.
I finally settled down, told Lee to shut the hell up, and went off to the other room to pout a bit and feel bad about bonking the guy.
Next thing I knew, here was Kathy. She came up to me, slid up against me, and said, "You are the first man to ever beat James".... \ I thought about that for just a second, hell he was easy, if I had simply tried to kill him it would have been lots faster, but I was trying to win without hurting him. that ain't easy..
Then her hands went down the front of my pants and I sorta went whoops! I mean, when a lady reaches in the pants in a situation like this, things come right up, let's face it, the blood is boiling.