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Of all the rotten luck. Or was it an act of fate? I'd only just arrived at the motel, not five minutes before in fact. After months of being talked into it and weeks of battling my own conscience, I was finally going to do it. Finally going to have an extramarital affair. No, that's not the right phrase. But what is the right one? My conscience just wouldn't accept the words cheating, adultery or infidelity. They made it sound like something sordid or cheap. It certainly wasn't cheap. On Jane's advice, I'd booked a corner room in a good hotel, plus the room next door. She said I would be making a LOT of noise and would need the privacy. That cleaned out my newly opened bank account. The one with my work address as my contact, that I'd diverted a portion of my annual pay rise to every pay day.
Even as I thought about appropriate words, my mind shied away from the subject. My conscience was still troubling me. After six weeks I'd finally convinced myself, with Jane's help, that what I was doing wasn't the usual sordid affair. No, the usual affairs were one man and one woman with the odds being that the guy wasn't as skilled or as well-endowed as the husband, with only the prospect of the excitement of cheating differentiating it from marital sex. No way was that worth the risk. This was different. Very different. One woman, me, and two guys, pre-approved and pre-tested by my best friend Jane. Both well-endowed and if you believe Jane, very skilled. That is what finally broken through my defences. Even without Jane's vivid descriptions of what I was in for, my own imagination would have ensured my pussy was dripping enough to cause me to dehydrate. Shit, even setting up the untraceable bank account made me wet.
Like I said, I'd just got to the hotel room and introduced myself to John and Paul. They didn't muck about I'll give them that. John was in front of me, kissing my lips and groping my ass. Paul was behind me with a breast in each hand over my clothes. I was in heaven. It was everything I'd dreamed of. Then my bloody phone rang with my husband's ring tone. God, why now. I couldn't ignore it though. Pushing the guys away, I answered. Dave was sick and was coming straight home. He wanted me to pull strings to get him a doctor's appointment ASAP. Just one of the perks of marrying a doctor's receptionist I suppose.
I promised I would do what I could and said I'd see him at home. That left me with a huge problem. I was in a hotel 15 minutes from home, reeking of female excitement. He was on his way home from work 25 minutes away. Making my hurried excuses I grabbed my bag and sprinted for the lifts. Once in my car, I rang work and got an appointment for an hours' time. I beat Dave home by four minutes. He really didn't look good.
My next problem was how to avoid getting in a car with him. In the enclosed space, he would smell me for sure. I'd only found time to fix my smeared makeup. Shit, this affair business was stressful. Dave solved this problem by suggesting he went alone so he minimised the chances of infecting me. Typical Dave. We killed time by talking about our days as usual. I told him that I'd been home relaxing since finishing at 1PM, waiting for Jane to come around for our usual afternoon run. All the time, I'm sitting there nervously. I know Dave possessed a keen sense of smell. He'd commented on my various odours before. I sat as far away from him as possible, ostensibly to avoid his germs.
I experienced another minor turn when Dave asked me if he could take my car as it was easier to drive than his monster. I couldn't think of a reason why not quickly enough. I handed over my keys and he left. I worried that he would notice the temperature gauge in my car and expose my fresh lies. Then of course there was the small bag in the trunk with a change of clothes and my toiletries. Fuck! For less than five minutes of groping, I was certainly paying a high price in mental stress. One thing was for sure. If I got through this, I wouldn't be doing it again. No amount of lust was worth risking my idyllic marriage. It took me too many years and too many loser boyfriends to find such a good man.
Still, the memory of that kiss and the hands fondling my breasts was a powerful force. Involuntarily my back arched and I slipped my hand into my panties at the recollection. No! I had things to do. First, an excuse for the warm engine. I found Dave's keys and quickly drove to the local deli. As I was standing in the queue at the checkout, I asked myself what other clues I may have left behind. As usual, I fingered my wedding and engagement rings in my nervousness. Or the place where they usually were. With shock I remembered I'd taken them off and left them in the ashtray of my car. The car that Dave was now driving!
Suddenly terrified, I drove home and quickly put the chicken soup I'd bought on the stove to warm. Grabbing an egg from the fridge, I cracked it and put a little of the white on my ring finger. From experience I knew my raw egg allergy would make the skin red within minutes. I examined my handiwork and when satisfied, washed my hand. Next on the agenda was burying my panties deep in the laundry basket. They were soaked. Once again I experienced an involuntary but very pleasant flashback. Hopping in the shower I detached the flexible head and turned the dial to jet. What can I say? In less than five minutes, my sex was very, very clean.
Out of the shower and dressed, I turned the stove off and wondered where Dave was. He'd been away nearly an hour. Even as I thought that, I heard my car return. Dave staggered in and lay on the couch. It wasn't an act to play the loving wife. I did love this man with a passion and had since shortly after meeting him seven years ago.
Dave was what I and the people I'd asked, considered eye candy. 6' 1", muscled and very easy to look at. After being introduced, we'd talked for hours and I was pleasantly surprised he wasn't nearly as dumb as men of that physical calibre normally are. In fact he was obviously very intelligent and going places professionally. What staggered me most, was the fact that it was obvious he was interested in me. With the slightly pessimistic self-image common to women, I'd thought he was out of my league.
That was the first of many meetings as he pursued me with alacrity. It was very complimentary. We didn't consummate our relationship for two months. Dave said he thought we were at the beginning of something very special and had all the time in the world to do it just right. We were. Our first was at a very romantic ski chalet, when he'd organised a trip to the snow for us. It was well worth waiting for too. His combination of size and skill sent me to heaven. His stature next to my 5' 6" daintiness, gave me a delicious sense of powerlessness. We never did go skiing.
His proposal seven months later was not unexpected but very welcome. I made sure to warn him that I had malformed ovaries and doctors advised me I might have trouble conceiving. Dave didn't reconsider for a second. He in turn warned me that he had a bit of a temper. It was normally fully controlled but every now and then he lost it completely. He related a story from his younger days when he was walking home from a bar. Passing an alley he'd heard a scream and on investigation, discovered a woman being assaulted by three men. He'd pulled them off her, then placed himself between the woman and her attackers. They made the mistake of pushing the issue. Five minutes later, two of them were unconscious and one had fled. One of the former had his jaw broken in three places. The other one died that night in hospital. Dave said he had no recollection of the fight, just a memory of a red rage. Luckily the woman's statement cleared Dave of any wrongdoing. Her story that Dave simply put himself between her and them and acted in self-defence when they took offence to this, ensured a verdict of 'death by misadventure' was returned by the coroner. We also both discussed our values including our views on fidelity. Unsurprisingly we both valued it high on our lists. Dave told me the story of how his ex-fiancΓ© cheated on him and how hard he'd taken it. I was his first serious girlfriend since her.
We married and were in the middle of living our happily ever after. A little over a year ago I'd gone off the pill at age 33 and we'd had a very busy and pleasant time since, trying to make a baby. Our lack of success wasn't overly worrying yet and I was thoroughly enjoying being one satisfied lady. A month ago at a party I'd whispered in his ear that I was ovulating. He'd made our excuses quickly and we'd left. I took us two hours to get home with two stops at different dark
cul-de-sacs
. Once in the back seat and once in some bushes on our picnic blanket. Oh yes, I was in heaven. I'd even surreptitiously considered going back on the pill just to make this fantastic time last forever but I was looking forwards to a family as much as Dave. If our children inherited Dave's looks and my brain, they would rule the world.
Hello. This is your conscience speaking. You went to a hotel today and got groped by two non-Daves.
Oh shut up.
I thanked the god of fate for saving my marriage today. What the hell was I thinking? Like most people I didn't recognise the power of lust driven hormones to override all logic circuits. Now, after a powerful showerhead orgasm and the extremely unsexy environment of my husband's sick bed, I really couldn't understand why I'd even attempted to stray.