Here's one that's genuinely true, "warts and all" as they say...
My wife has never shown any signs of wanting anything "extramarital" and although I'd dearly love to see her with another man I've never discussed it with her for fear of the repercussions. In light of recent events I now feel rather stupid .
Emma has an old university friend called Tim who's getting married in September. Tim's not much of one for tradition and he invited Emma on his stag-do. She was thrilled at the idea of seeing it all from the boy's side and said yes straight away. I don't really know Tim and I wasn't invited. I wasn't best pleased to put it mildly…mainly because I have always reckoned that Tim fancies Emma.
The stag-do was in a village in Cornwall and since I have a few mates in Cornwall Emma and I thought we'd go down together and I'd spend the time with them while she went out on Tim's bash. Well that's what I told her…what I did was to sneak after her to check on what was going on.
She went out on the evening quite conservatively dressed in a kind of long gypsy skirt and a halter top and flip flops so I was slightly reassured that she wasn't on the pull. I kept my distance till after 10 when I popped into the pub that the do was on in. Unfortunately for me the stag-do was in an upstairs events room and it just wasn't possible to get in without everyone seeing me, so I sat in the main bar getting more and more pissed and pissed off. Eventually I went outside to see if I could find another way, and in the alley behind the pub I found a fire escape that went up to the first floor. Up I went and had a peep through the window only to see the last of the stags drunkenly leaving.
I was about to go back down the stairs when I heard giggling below me and bugger me if Emma and Tim weren't running down the alley. Emma was leading a stumbling Tim by the hand. My heart started pounding and I crouched down on the metal landing to stay as invisible as possible. They reached the end of the alley way and Tim pulled Emma around by the waist and tried to snog her. Emma pulled away at first, but in the most half-hearted and pathetic way, and then she started sucking the face off him! I couldn't believe it. My cock was instantly straining at my trousers and I fumbled to undo my flies.