"How many cocks is this today??" I asked my wife.
My big boner popped out of her mouth. "Four," she said proudly.
"Four straight cocks?!" I asked, gripping her face.
"Well, yours is the straightest so far," she replied with a breathy "ehhhh," as her full tongue licked from the base of my shaft up to the head.
"Was it it the biggest?" I asked her, looking in her eyes.
"Hmm, maybe," she said coyly, resuming the squelching of the full throated suck job.
The room smelled like cum and her clothes were loosely put on over her unshowered body. She was wearing some sweat shorts that outlined a fat pussy and round, damp stain, and a thin-strap tanktop. Her full DD's barely fit, as her nipples poked through the fabric. Since my wife started working from home, she was lazy when it came to getting dressed. I often wondered how many contractors and delivery guys would oogle over her when she answered the door. There wasn't a whole lot left to the imagination. It also didn't take much imagination to realize why we weren't getting any bills from the contractors. The one time I did have to call to dispute a charge, she told me that they sent over the contractor and the billing agent to settle the matter. When I asked her later what had happened, she told me the story.
Apparently, right before these guys showed up to collect, my wife was making a cucumber salad and instead, began sucking on the smooth green vegetable and put on one of her favorite pornos. She loved the idea of multiple creampies and loved watching other women get banged and closeup shots of dicks shoved up inside of cunts, twitching, pumping cum into bimbo blondes, and then watching jealously as the cum drips out. The empty feeling of not having a big cock stuffed inside her made my wife into a helpless wanna-be cum dumpster anytime the thought would cross her mind. In fact, her favorite scene involved two blonde cheerleaders wandering into the wrong locker room, and on this particular afternoon, she was walking around the house in her old high school cheerleading skirt and a crop-top T-shirt that revealed her underboob. To boot, she had put on a neon pink choker that said the words "Cum Princess."
By the time the contractors arrived, the cucumber had already loosened her pussy hole, and she was dripping wet and wild for a real penis. The contractor and the billing agent didn't need to warm her up with foreplay, they apparently just unzipped their pants as she began sucking their cocks over the edge of the couch, head upsidedown. It didn't matter that the TV was upsidedown, she could still watch the cheerleaders crouched down and sucking some jock-cocks while fingering their twats, as the other contractor continued sliding the cucumber in and out of her open hole. Next, they switched up and the one bent her over and flipped up her skirt and fucked her from behind while the other sat on our kitchen stool getting his cock sucked.
I asked if she had used any condoms.
Her reply was yes, but that what really got her off more than anything else was taking the condom off to surprise the guy, and then letting him "accidentally" splooge his load inside of her. We enacted this fantasy of hers lots of times, where she would pretend I'm a stranger or it was our first encounter, only to take off the condom.
She told me that after being bent over and having the ribbed condom really loosen and juice her hole even more, she pulled the condom act by switching positions, sitting back on the guy in the chair with her one arm up in the air and seductivly behind his head while he fondled her breasts, and her other hand reaching down to roll the wet condom off the other guys dick. He then resumed fucking her, sliding it up her hole from the front while her legs were hooked over the seated guy's knees.
The porno still running, she then told me she got onto her knees and sucked off both guys simultaneously into her mouth, and in perhaps her finest moment, they lifted her up between themselves and double stuffed her sloppy wet cunt hole. Just as the girls in the porno were getting creampied, my wife, begging to be filled up, received the loads of both the contractor and the billing agent before being tossed aside on the couch. Apparently, as she fingered her cum filled slot and madly frigged her clit, the two men jacked off beyond their orgasms and took turns urinating on her face.
Needless to say, there was also no bill from the steam cleaning guy I had to hire later that week.
"So you couldn't wait for me?" I pulled her hair and her head off my cock. "Don't you think four guys is a little MUCH?"
"Nope," she said, popping my cock back in her mouth, resuming her sucking.
"You're such a load whore," I said, taking her head and making her suck faster.
"Mmmmmhhhhmmmm" came the muffled response from below. My cock had been turning rock hard by now and strings of her saliva began hanging down as the shaft disappeared and reappeared from her face.
I knew my wife was trashy at times, but that's part of why I liked her. She loved letting guys do anything they wanted to her and being made into a cum dump. I suppose that after fucking and sucking off so many dudes throughout her teens and twenties, she just grew bored and more accustomed to the "do whatever" attitude. She was the kind of girl that you knew after a couple of beers and the right words, she'd be taking you to her place and unzipping your pants.