Hospitality Sex
IN SOME PLACES AROUND THE WORLD A HUSBAND WILL OFFER A HOUSEGUEST THE ABSOLUTE, MOST GENEROUS HOSPITALITY POSSIBLE. READ ON.
"Do you remember the time in the classroom after work?" I said as we cuddled after a very heated session of Sunday morning lovemaking.
"We were crazy," Claire said. "A couple of animals in heat."
"You liked it," I said.
"I loved it," she answered. "You bent me over the desk with my panties down and took me from behind as I stood with my legs apart right next to the chalk board."
"Exciting," I said.
"That it was," she said with a sigh.
"You sat on the desk and I ate your pussy in the dark," I said recalling a great moment of surreptitious sex.
"Absolutely nuts," Claire said. "People were still at school. We were insane."
"But we loved it," I said.
"We must have," she said.
"What about the time at Black's Beach under the blanket right on the sand?" I said.
"Crazy too," she said. "We have been nuts. Bat shit ridiculous. There were hundreds of people all around us."
"Fucking exciting, right?" I said.
"Fucking crazy, idiotic, and exciting," she answered.
"We screwed under the blanket," I said, "right on the sand with all those sunbathers surrounding us."
"And the one at the concert, in the crowd, standing in the audience with my legs open while listening to Rod Stewart," she said rolling her eyes. "And all those people cheering us on like we were some sexual sporting event."
"Incredible," I said. "Fucking to the tune of Maggie May."
"I came twice," she said holding her hand over her mouth embarrassed that she'd done such a thing. "We have done some crazy shit," she said.
"When you did the policeman who pulled us over for a taillight, and it was in the backseat of his squad car," I said. "You sitting on his lap facing him, your dress up and his meat deep in your pussy and he let us off with a warning and a kiss to you."
"And he got a call in the middle of it and you took the mic and said, 'All clear.'"
"That was all I could think of," I said. "What about the time in the pickup camper when the kids said it was rocking and we told them it was the wind and to go back to sleep."
"I am not sure they believed you," she said, "but I think they went back to sleep."
"But the van kept rocking," I said.
"Nearly all night," she recalled. "You were insatiable."
"You weren't without passion yourself," I said.
"I was young," she said laughing. "I was horny."
"Like when you baked the cherry pie and it instantly became my favorite dish," I said.
"You got pie all over the bed," she said laughing.
"It was delicious," I said. "So was the pie," I added.
"You're awful," she said.
"I sure do love cherry pie," I said smiling. "Could eat it every night. It is the breakfast of champions. A cherry pie a day keeps the doctor away," I said chuckling.
"And when you asked me to go without panties when Ted came over and I had goo oozing out of me all night but nothing happened," she said.
"I had great mental images all night, though," I said. "I could think of nothing but your bare pussy under that long dress right on the couch next to me," I recalled. "When he left we made up for it, right?"
"You were an animal," she said shaking her head.
"I am a stallion," I said.
"You are a lecherous old man," she said chuckling. "You're depraved."
"But I am lucky because I have a Mrs. Depraved," I said. "You have been right there through all of this."
"I was corrupted," she said. "Enticed by a dirty old man. I was a virtuous young daughter before you got ahold of me. I wouldn't have let you loose in bed with a cherry pie if it wasn't for your corrupting me," she said.
"You tasted so good that day," I said. "You were just waiting to be induced into doing naughty things."
"Like talking me into swimming nude in the fountain in Barcelona," she said laughing.
"Exactly. You couldn't get out of your clothes fast enough," I said. "And who talked who into doing it in the cloakroom at the church at Wendy's wedding?"
"I got caught up in the excitement of the new bride and groom," she said laughing.
"You were as horning as a sailor on leave," I said. "I think you wanted to fuck the groom."
"He was delicious," she said recalling the episode. "I could have eaten him for breakfast. You were panting like a puppy in heat around the bride the whole weekend, too, my boy."
"She was hot. I guess they both were," I said. "You remember when we went camping with that couple, Sue and what's his name, and we swam nude with them and we both were horny for them the whole trip, but they were both only turned by each other?"
"It was a damned sexually frustrating trip as I remember," I said.
"You wanted for her to take a hike with you, but all she wanted to do was fuck her husband," my wife said.
"Silly girl," I said. "Look what she passed up. Fuck of a lifetime," I said.
"Evidently, she didn't see it that way," she said with a smirk. "Thought her hubby was the hunk."
"Just shows she's not as smart as we thought," I said laughing.
"What about the time at the swinger's convention and that good looking blond came and asked you if you were the author, and you said yes, all impressed with yourself, and all she wanted was to know about me?" she said, recalling one of my most embarrassing moments.
"What I think we should do is make some new memories," she said. "We have some great old ones, but I think we need some new ones. Exciting stuff, like we used to have."