"I am a stallion," I said.
"You are a lecherous old man," she said chuckling. "You're depraved."
"But I am lucky because I have a Mrs. Depraved," I said. "You have been right there through all of this."
"I was corrupted," she said. "Enticed by a dirty old man. I was a virtuous young daughter before you got ahold of me. I wouldn't have let you loose in bed with a cherry pie if it wasn't for your corrupting me," she said.
"You tasted so good that day," I said. "You were just waiting to be induced into doing naughty things."
"Like talking me into swimming nude in the fountain in Barcelona," she said laughing.
"Exactly. You couldn't get out of your clothes fast enough," I said. "And who talked who into doing it in the cloakroom at the church at Wendy's wedding?"
"I got caught up in the excitement of the new bride and groom," she said laughing.
"You were as horning as a sailor on leave," I said. "I think you wanted to fuck the groom."
"He was delicious," she said recalling the episode. "I could have eaten him for breakfast. You were panting like a puppy in heat around the bride the whole weekend, too, my boy."
"She was hot. I guess they both were," I said. "You remember when we went camping with that couple, Sue and what's his name, and we swam nude with them and we both were horny for them the whole trip, but they were both only turned by each other?"
"It was a damned sexually frustrating trip as I remember," I said.
"You wanted for her to take a hike with you, but all she wanted to do was fuck her husband," my wife said.
"Silly girl," I said. "Look what she passed up. Fuck of a lifetime," I said.
"Evidently, she didn't see it that way," she said with a smirk. "Thought her hubby was the hunk."
"Just shows she's not as smart as we thought," I said laughing.
"What about the time at the swinger's convention and that good looking blond came and asked you if you were the author, and you said yes, all impressed with yourself, and all she wanted was to know about me?" she said, recalling one of my most embarrassing moments.
"What I think we should do is make some new memories," she said. "We have some great old ones, but I think we need some new ones. Exciting stuff, like we used to have."
"You have any ideas?" I asked.
"I do, yes," she said. "I have been reading about societies where the man of the house, as a courtesy to a houseguest, invites the guest to share the husband's wife for the night. Next month Allan is coming to visit from New York. I think as a courtesy, you should share me with our guest," she said with a grin. "What do you think?" she asked with a shrug. "You think you could share your wife with a houseguest?"
"Interesting," I said. "You would sleep with our guest as an act of good manners to our friend?"
"Exactly," she said. "Like offering him a bed to sleep in, or a meal. Offering him a woman for the night. It would be your way of welcoming him into our house, good manners. We both would be providing him with a kindness as a hospitality, a token of good will for our guest. Could you?"
"I could if you could," I said. "So you would be willing to be offered as a token of our hospitality?"
"I would, yes," she said with a smile. "I can be very friendly when I want to be."
"Then when he gets here I will offer him a night with the hostess," I said. "If he's interested."
"Oh, he'll be interested," she said with a confident grin. "That part will be up to me. If I can't interest a man in a good piece of ass, I have no business being a desperate housewife. Allan will be putty in my hands," she said smiling. "This should be memorable. We can talk about this for years."
"Could even become a tradition," I said. She nodded in agreement.
We began preparing the guest room, talking out a strategy, and we decided it would be at dinner that I would make the offer the first night. I would explain our proposal, ask him if he's interested, and let nature take its course. We would treat it as a complimentary gesture of friendship, explain to him our thinking and see if he would like to accept our token of hospitality.
If he would, she would take him to bed at the end of the evening. They would be expected to do whatever they were so inclined. We would explain we had no expectations, no house rules, or obligations. He could say no thanks and there would be no hard feelings, although my wife would be sorely disappointed, we just wouldn't say that.
It was like a landmark event and we were both terrifically excited as the time approached. We talked about it, inventing scenarios, planning particulars, and fantasizing about things that might happen.
My wife loves oral, both giving and getting, so we knew it was a definite possibility. I knew she liked them big, so we talked about things she may do. Her pussy has wide lips and is fairly long, so we imagined things he might do and what he may like. I thought he may like her pussy, as most men, I guessed, like a bald mound and wide, splayed lips. She gets very wet and discharges a great deal of watery liquid during sex. We hadn't even done anything yet, but it was already giving us hours of enjoyment imagining things and talking about what might happen. She asked me if I knew anything about his manly equipment, which I didn't, and we speculated about the possibilities. If he was long and thin she would be pleased, but if he was thick as well as long she would be ecstatic.
"What size shoe does he wear," she asked, trying to get an idea about his dimensions. I said I thought he had big feet and she swooned. We figured they just might stay in bed all day after his first night, and I talked about things I might do if they decided to keep fucking right on through his first day.
There was a golf match on tv and a movie I might go see. It actually began to excite me to think of her entertaining Allan as our guest as we were planning. This was surprising to me, because I expected to want some action myself. Strangely, I was as excited as if I was involved in the sex with a female houseguest, as well.
I began picturing them in my head, seeing the two of them fuck in our guest room like college students on Easter Break in Fort Lauderdale. I knew what she likes, so I saw her doing all of that with our houseguest on our guest bed right down the hall from our bedroom.
When he arrived she gave him a warm kiss that foreshadowed our invitation for him to sample the hostess. He looked surprised, but adjusted quickly and gave her a hug that told us he would be fine in accepting our offered hospitality.
We chatted during dinner and he was comfortably talkative with Claire and my hopes went up. I felt as I watched them, that our houseguest would be fucking the lady of the house before the clock struck twelve. My heat increased as I watch their sexual heat rise in the room. I hadn't even made the offer and I was already seeing progress.