Walking inside the room, Joan immediately smelled the foul odor of cigarette smoke, vomit and oh yeah, sex all over the place.
Yeech
. Wrinkling her nose in distaste, she approached the bed just in time to see a naked blond emerge under the sheets.
"Come on handsome,let's fuck some more."
Who obviously didn't notice her standing just a few feet away.
"Give me that huge cock. I want it now baby. Inside me. Splitting me open..." And hel-lo there it is, halfway up and inside the blond's mouth faster than Joan could even say
blowjob
.
O-kay.
Awkward?
Not so much.
Joan rolled her eyes heavenward as Miss Playboy Playmate continued her one-woman assault by straddling Mr. Sleepy, inserted what needs to be inside her then pumped her way to heaven. She even pulled her own nipples and groaned and moaned all by herself.
Interesting.
Masturbation with a twist.
Enough already.
Taebo
is waiting to be crossed out on her
Things To Do Today list
, right next to
Go see Matt
. It's not like the blond didn't score last night. The entire room is reeking of it. "Sorry toots, time's up," Joan announced loudly making the blond bombshell glance her way in alarm, give out a squeak, pulled herself out of her...
ahem
, present position and jumped out of bed.
"Who the hell are you?" Miss P.P yelled as she gathered her things in haste.
Tricky.
What to tell Miss Playmate? Hmm..okay, the truth. "I'm the
wife
." She hoped Miss Playmate won't blabber about that piece of news though.
The blond's eyes widen in shock then ran outside the room without a stitch of clothes on muttering, "Fuck, fuck, fuck."
She approached the closed windows with a shake of her head and opened them, breathing in gulps of fresh air. What a relief. For a while there she thought she'll die of sex-soaked air suffocation. Sheesh. What an undignified way to die especially to someone who has not been laid for years.
Undignified
and
embarrassing.
"Hello wife."
"Hello yourself," Joan greeted back and walked towards the bed, sit beside the barely awake man and kissed him soundly on both cheeks. Then ruffled his hair fondly.
Matt sat up and groaned when the room tilted with his sudden move. Shit. "If I'm not too dizzy right now, I would complain about the kiss and the hair ruffling."
"You already did," Joan pointed out with a grin, "And you deserve every bit of room tilting, vomiting and everything that goes with a hung-over Mr. Price. You should have known better than to get drunk and bring home a Pamela Anderson clone."
"Have you seen her tits? How can anyone say no to those?"
"Rubber tits, however huge they were, are still
icky
," Joan replied with a snort, "The way she's pulling and twisting those nipples had been nightmarish to watch. It's like welcoming breast cancer in her life with open arms and neon-colored streamers to boot."
Matt throws her a look then burst out laughing. This in turn made her laugh.
"You are, without a doubt, a class act Jo. I haven't laughed that hard in days," Matt smilingly said, momentarily forgetting his hung-over to gaze fondly at the brunette by his side. Or the fact that it's been
months
since he last laughed. Technically, Joan Elizabeth Montgomery is his wife. Of ten years. They were married when she's eighteen and making a statement to her overprotective, ultra-wealthy family. While his been twenty-three then, another product of the ultra-rich, ultra-snob pretentious fuckers that are his parents. They both lived in Boston then, with lawyer fathers and socialite mothers. Not really friends because of the five-year gap and obvious difference in the world they evolved in. His the rebellious only son who dropped out of law school and the one that usually started gang fights and deadly car races while she's Harvard educated and completely wholesome.