Note: A short one with graphic sex. Please excuse any grammar errors. Enjoy.
GO IN THE HOLE!
Jeff was feeling good about his golf round that morning at the local country club. It was the Annual Best Ball Championship. He and his three best buddies were celebrating their first ever 1st place finish. The four teammates were with their wives at their next-door neighbor Tom and Tammy's back yard. They started drinking around 2PM and now three hours later the sun was going down. Jeff went into the house to take a leak when he heard shouting and laughter in the dining room. He stopped and heard his wife Jace's voice.
"I don't think I've ever had one."
"NEVER?" Tammy shouted. "OH MY GOD!"
Sam's wife Sally jumped in. "Are you sure?"
"Well, from what I've read and what you all just described I have to say no I've never had an orgasm. I mean it feels good when Jeff and I do it, but never like an explosion of pleasure where I can't even talk afterwards."
"Oh, you poor girl," Mike's wife Mary sighed. "How long have you been married?"
"Five years and we've been having sex for seven years."
"Doesn't Jeff ask you if you cum after you do it?" Tammy asked. "All men ask to inflate their egos."
"Yes, but I don't want to make him feel bad, so i tell a lie.. He is so happy and excited and that makes me happy too."
"Shit Sam sometimes gives me an orgasm by oral sex before he even starts to have intercourse," Sally announced. "Intercourse is good, but he finishes before I do and then helps me get off with his fingers."
"We uh...you know don't do oral. Just kiss and touch some and then he crawls between my legs and puts it in. Sometimes I'm so dry I must use some gel."
Jeff had heard enough and slowly walked back out onto the deck with his buds. He had never thought that Jace had never climaxed. She has been a marvelous actor all these years. But what pissed him off was that she had just told the wives of his best friends how poor he performed in the bedroom.
Tom walked over to him. "Are you ok Jeff? You look like your dog just died."
"I think my marriage just did," he whispered.
At first Tom thought it was a joke but seeing Jeff slumped over and looking ahead he knew it was serious. "What's going on?"
Suddenly the women came back outside and were quiet, which was not like them when they are together. The women all walked to their husbands. Jace walked up to him, "Hi baby, congrats on your victory today." She leaned up to kiss him, but he moved his face away. "What's wrong?"
"Look around," he answered. She turned and saw her women friends whispering to their husbands.
"How could you?" He asked angrily before dropping his mostly full beer can on the deck and walking through the side gate towards his house.
Jace was frozen not sure what just happened. She suddenly turned to go after him, but Tom stopped her. "He knows what you all were talking about in the house. I would let him be for a while." Terry had just told him about Jace saying she's never had an orgasm.
Tom turned to the others. "Good job ladies. I think you just screwed up a marriage."
"What no.... I love him and... oh God what did I do?" Jace sat down and started crying.
Jeff knew he had to get away or he would do or say something bad towards his wife. He grabbed an overnight bag, some clothes, toiletries, and cash from the safe. His first thought was the camper trailer that his dad owned in a campground about five miles out of town.
"I have to tell him it's not a big deal," Jace said pulling away from Tammy. "I told you all not to say anything to your husbands and you did it right away. I thought you were my friends."
Tom glared at his wife. "Jace, let me go with you to make sure he won't be physical."
"No this is between Jeff and I and none of any of your business. Just leave us alone." She hurried toward her house just as her husband's red pickup truck was backing out of the driveway. "JEFF! STOP PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN!!"
He lowered his window. "Go find someone who can satisfy you!" With that, he took off down the street. She collapsed down onto her knees at the edge of her driveway and sobbed.
*****
After stopping for food and bboze he noticed right away all the texts and calls he got were mostly from his wife, but didn't read them. The other six so-called friends of theirs also were trying to contact him. He was on semester break from the Technical College teaching job where he taught Plumbing and had a week before he had to return.
His whole ego and manhood were damaged so much that he knew he couldn't face any of them again. For three days he drank beer and thought about his future. First, he felt he was finished with Jace. Not only did she hide her nonsatisfaction from him she told their best friends how he never got her off. Since their house was being leased the only assets were their vehicles and saving accounts. They had only been married for five years so they had little in their 401Ks. Since she made good money teaching at the same Tech College, he figured there would be little to no alimony.
He awoke on the fourth day in the trailer with loud pounding on the door. He looked out and saw his wife's car parked next to his pick-up truck.
"GO AWAY JACE! I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU THAT'S NICE!"
"Jeff please talk to me. I'm sure we can work this out."
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!"
He had never heard her this pissed off or curse like this. He cracked open the door and felt her shove it into his body. He went flying back against the small built-in kitchen table. "Ouch," he moaned feeling pain when his head hit hard. "Shit Jace haven't you hurt me enough?"
She moved over and looked to see if he was bleeding and saw that he wasn't. When he tried to stand, she pushed him back down and straddled his body preventing him from rising.
"I'm sorry I said what I did to the girls. I had too many drinks and we were all talking about you guys. We were going around the room saying that if we could change something with our husbands what would it be."
"And you had to tell them that I don't satisfy you. Fuck you Jace now get out."
She took a deep breath and pushed him back. "That's it? Yes, it is a problem, but it can be fixed."
"OH NO YOU'RE NOT FUCKING OTHER MEN WHILE I'M MARRIED TO YOU, WHICH MAY NOT BE VERY LONG."
She took another big breath and slowly blew it out, "no other people....us...WE can fix it. The way I see it is that our only issue is me having an orgasm. Everything else is great with us."
"Well, that is a big issue. Am I too small for you? Sorry but I can't make myself any bigger."
She shook her head. YOU didn't hear Sally and Mary complaining about their husbands," she hesitated, "Uh their wienies are too small. From the size they estimated with their fingers you are way bigger than they are, and I told them that."
"Thank you...I guess."