"Divorce granted!"
With that proclamation, a family court judge ended the 25-year marriage of Ford and Traci Pomerantz.
Traci sobbed loudly and uncontrollably in the arms of her attorney.
Ford sat down absently and closed his eyes, looking like someone had drained every ounce of energy from his body.
Both parties knew this wasn't how their lives were supposed to go.
******
Ford and Traci Pomerantz wandered into Galeria Lopes late on a Saturday afternoon. Co-owner Maria Lopes greeted the pair several seconds after they walked in the door.
"Is there something particular you are looking for?" she asked. "We specialize in pottery and painting. I throw most of the pottery we sell and my brother paints most of the canvasses."
"Wow. Both of you are very talented. I'm sure your parents are very proud to have two such talented children," Ford said sincerely.
"We were just wandering around the downtown killing some time before a 5:45 dinner appointment at The Guest House and figured we would visit several of the stores in the area that we hadn't been into yet," his wife added.
"Take as much time as you like looking around," Maria said. "We have plenty to look at, and we also do work on commission if you want something totally unique."
The gallery had several small rooms, and the Pomerantzes lazily wandered from room to room. The third room they visited contained several nude paintings, mostly of women but several of men. Traci giggled self-consciously, and Ford noticed his Nordic-looking wife was blushing pink as she studied a nude painting of a well-muscled young man sporting a sizable penis.
"Oh my God," Traci whispered to her husband. "Do you think that's a real representation?"
"I can assure you that it is indeed accurately painted," an olive-skinned, handsome black-haired man said as he entered the room. "I am Santiago Lopes, and I painted that impressive creature.
"I believe you have already met my sister, Maria."
Traci continued to blush and continued to stare at the painting.
"Do... do you do a lot of nudes, Mr. Lopes?" Traci asked tentatively.
"About two to three a year," the man answered. "I only paint from live posing, and that is time consuming, plus a nude is a bold statement... and not everyone has the boldness to have a nude hanging when Aunt Jane or Grandpa comes to visit."
"Yes, I see where it would have limited appeal, but it surely is dramatic," Ford said as he took his wife by the elbow and directed her away from the painting.
Lopes stuck close to the couple as they wandered into the next room. When the shock of the painting wore off, Traci noted that the man, who appeared to be about 15 years younger than her 48 years, was handsome in a Continental sort of way. For his part, he could see that the couple were a handsome pair, and he was more than a little taken with the curvaceous "MILF." In a tight white top and matching white skirt that ended about three inches above her knees, Santiago thought he would surely enjoy painting her nude, although he knew the odds of that happening weren't very good.
The pair walked through the gallery for another five minutes before leaving. On the way out, Traci slipped Santiago's business card into her purse.
The pair wandered into the jewelry store adjacent to the gallery. Ford noticed that Traci didn't perk up as she usually did when they visited a jeweler, and worried that she might have been getting ill. Ford knew Traci loved jewelry, and through the years he had bought her several expensive and unique pieces. It was not unrealistic that Ford would buy her another piece of jewelry if she expressed an interest in anything. The pair had a 25
th
anniversary coming up in several months.
Coincidentally, Traci was also thinking about the couple's upcoming 25
th
anniversary at the same time. She had just figured out the perfect gift for her husband.
******
"I've got the perfect gift for our upcoming 25
th
, something that will really knock his socks off, Lori!" Traci announced to her friend as they ate lunch a week later. "I'm going to have Santiago Lopes paint a nude of me! We'll have to keep it in the bedroom, of course, but I just know Ford will absolutely love it."
Lori's eyes got wide and stayed that way as Traci told her of her plans. She and her husband, Archer, had been close friends of the Pomerantzes for 20 years, and she didn't believe the gift would fly with Ford, especially if Traci posed nude for another man.
"Traci, sweetie, I know you've still got a great body and are awfully proud of it, and I know Ford can be just as big a hornball as the next guy, but isn't that pushing the envelope just a bit much? Posing nude for another man multiple times? And I've heard that this guy has slept with every woman who's ever posed for him," Lori said.
"Yeah, that has to be some sort of an urban legend. I've talked to him twice so far to set up the details, and he's been nothing short of a perfect gentleman. He comes from Spain, and he's got that Old World charm thing going.