This little incident started at a party where there were a lot of good people. And then there was the host and hostess: Brad, the quintessential jerk and his wife, the trophy wife, who was really okay - when she wasn't being the complete screaming bitch.
I used to work for Brad's firm and had the good sense to leave it before either I killed him or I got fired. He, to this day, thinks I like him and I, for my own reasons, never corrected that false assumption.
Brad was throwing this shindig and it was his way of trying to show everyone how important and wealthy he was. It was for his associates (employees) and friends, real and imagined - probably mostly imagined, and was in the ballroom of a hotel. To a large extent, I think most of the people here were here to party with each other, have a good time, and have as little to do with Brad as they could get away with and not be obvious about avoiding him. That was certainly my case anyway. Not surprisingly, he and Keri (the trophy wife) showed up late: I assumed they were supposed to be making an entrance of some kind.
I only knew Keri well enough to know that I would love to get her in the sack and sure as hell wouldn't ever want to live with her; you see, she had a bit of a temper. I had seen her screaming-bitch act on more than one occasion; fortunately, I wasn't the object of her tirade on any of those occasions. Between Brad's money and contacts, if he felt she had been wronged, he could make someone's life miserable - something Keri traded on heavily when she wasn't getting her way.
In they came, Keri acting every bit the part, smiling and walking with one foot in front of the other like a model. I don't think she had a brain in her head, but she had, in her own way, done well by marrying Brad. She had on a little, and I do mean little, black dress cut way too low to ever permit a bra – that V in the front went down to just below her belly button. Yes her little navel was pierced, and no, that large diamond in it wasn't paste. She was short and wasn't overly endowed, but that worked out well with this dress. She had a nice ass too, and the dress ended just below it. Now and then there was just a hint of stocking tops below the hem of her dress. Yea, it was that short. At least I hoped it was a stocking top that was showing and not part of pantyhose. I had to wonder what she was going to do if she ever had to sit (Shoot a serious beaver?) or bend over (You would be able to tell if she had panties on from the top.). Brad was known to like her dressed in outfits like that - so everyone would know what a sexy little woman he had for a wife. Note that that sounds a little possessive, which is about the way Brad looked upon his wife – as if he owned her; she was his possession. After watching her for a minute or so, I decided that she was putting on a front and that she wasn't at all happy.
Something like ten minutes after they had made their entrance, I was over at the bar getting a refill when she came over for a drink. "Hi Keri," I said politely. "You're looking good tonight."
"Hi," she said curtly, and then motioned to the bartender. "Scotch," she said as he got to her.
"Any particular brand?" he asked.
"Expensive! Uh, a single malt - Glenlivet, and no ice!"
Oh, I guess she was in just about as good a mood as I had suspected. "How're you tonight?" I inquired casually, and not expecting much of a pleasant response.
"Pissed. I really don't want to be here," she said curtly without really looking at me.
Well, she didn't bite my head off. That was a good start. "Really? Why not? I thought you liked parties, and this is starting off okay."
"My husband's a louse," she said downing her drink. Setting the glass down hard, she motioned the bartender for another.
I though of asking her if she just now figured that out, but thought better of it. "Oh, how's that?" I asked feigning real interest. If she were to list all the things that made him a louse, I could be here all night – and that's just the things I knew about.
"He just is," she said, finally turning and looking at me.
Ah, the short list. "Pretty general description. You looked happy enough when you came in with him." I lied. I had already decided that she hadn't looked the least bit happy.
"I guess I act well. I have to. He's the one with the money, not me."
Ah, money! I knew she was with him for a reason. I wasn't going to tell her to keep her day job, whatever that was, because she couldn't act to save her life. "Well, he doesn't seem to be short of money. So, what's money got to do with being a louse?"
"It's not the money. I think," she said after a minute and downed the next drink before continuing, "he's got himself a little honey on the side; probably some little slut who works for him."
"He has you and needs someone else?"
"Maybe. Looks like it," she said holding up the empty shot glass and turning it with her fingers. "Well, I think so anyway."
Interesting. She was really pissed at him for having a little honey on the side, but really wasn't sure that he had one in the first place. "So, what do you plan on doing? Dumping his ass? Getting the big D?"
"I'm not a blonde in case you hadn't noticed! There's more to life and marriage than just sex. I happen to enjoy spending his money. Maybe I'll just have a little someone else myself. Either that or take up spending his money as a hobby. His little honey could really cost him!"
The bartender came by and, without a word or gesture from her, poured another drink for her.
"I'm available if you're looking for a fling!" I quickly volunteered, not thinking for one second that she was either serious or would take me up on it. "I think I could take your mind off him for a while." She may not be blond, but that's an attitude, not a hair color; she was certainly acting blond. Any woman that looked as good as she did could pick up some other rich bastard any day of the week. Okay, she would have to change her attitude a bit and loose that screaming-bitch entry on her resume, but otherwise, trading up would be easy enough.
She looked me over rather seductively, and said, "I'll think about it." For the first time tonight she sounded happy instead of pissed off. She gave me a wink, slammed down another drink, and was off to mingle with the guests.
If she kept drinking like that, she was going to be blitzed in no time. Fucking her would be fun, assuming she was serious in the first place. She was great looking and married to one real jerk. You might call it a revenge fuck - I'd just love to fuck Brad's wife, no matter who she was. Hell, I wouldn't mind knocking Keri up just for the fun of it. Brad would just love that! Somehow pregnant and trophy wife just don't seem to go together. How about a trophy wife with stretch marks Brad? Yea, that'd be the ticket! However, I really don't want to be a daddy and I would sure hate to be the kid who ended up with Keri as a mother. But, putting a little hot sperm into her and seeing that tight little belly swell would be something! I got her out of my mind and went off to visit a few friends. They were after all, why I had come here in the first place.
There was a dance floor and the DJ was playing a lot of Techno, so most of the dancers were crowded together and having a great time. I was out there quite a bit, either just mingling or dancing with a few female friends. As the hour got late, the liquor had an influence, and the dancers got a little nastier, we were all having a great time. There was some seriously dirty dancing going on out there and I was right in the middle of it. There were at least two women I had been dancing with who were here alone; with whom I was actually thinking I might have a chance of doing something with other than dancing tonight – at least they were giving me every indication that they were having the same delicious carnal thoughts I was having. It wasn't late, but I wanted to make my move early; I was thinking it was about time to hit on one of them when little Keri bumped into me, more like crashed into me, on the dance floor, not looking exactly sober. Not saying a word, she quickly stuffed something soft and dark into my pants pocket and kept on dancing right in front of me. Intrigued, I reached into my pocked and felt a little flimsy nylon and elastic; I didn't have to take it out and look at it, I knew what it was. Apparently she had thought my proposal over and this was her way of taking me up on it. I liked it! It seems she had just stuffed her skimpy little panties into my pocket. Which meant of course, that there was absolutely nothing on under that little black dress except - her?
"Somewhere here?" I asked as quietly as I could.
She just nodded and kept dancing very close to me and brushing up against me frequently.
Maybe she got a room for the night – unbeknownst to her loving husband. I gave her the "follow me" sign with one finger and slowly left the dance floor. At a discreet distance, I noticed she was following me. Good. I didn't want to attract any attention. I wanted to nail her and good, but didn't want any rumors, an audience, or a jealous (and possibly unfaithful) husband finding us. I worked my way over to the bar. We could decide what to do there and no one would think anything of me talking to her there. The fact that there was actually a conspiracy going on was beside the point.