I am John and my wife is Karen. She is about 5'8" and what some folks would call "thick", with a 40DD chest and smaller hips. She is not fat, but is big boned like Anna Nichole Smith. In fact, she looks a lot like her. We are a middle aged couple just working and having fun as we go through life.
Mid-morning Monday my wife Karen called me and said that she needed to go to a 3 day conference tomorrow. She had planned on skipping it but just found out that she really had to go. It was too late to get plane tickets so she was going to have to drive. Fortunately it was not a long drive. I offered to go with her so she would have some company. She thought that was a great idea and we could leave as soon as we got everything ready.
Unfortunately getting everything ready meant running errands, packing bags, locking down the house, etc., so we got on the road just after 1 and arrived at the hotel about 6 after grabbing a late lunch on the way. The hotel the conference was in was full, so we opted for a La Quinta right next door. It was an old hotel with two floors, so we got a room upstairs to avoid listening to people walk above us. The rooms were big and freshly renovated with a large old school balcony on the back of each. They were the typical layout with bathroom on one side as you come in, then bed, then a sliding door to the balcony.
Karen decided she wanted a nap. I wasn't sleepy so I grabbed my I Pad and headed out to the balcony to read quietly. Not long after I went out I heard our next door neighbors come out on their balcony. I glanced over and it was four working class guys. Short haircuts, dressed in work uniforms, they obviously were staying at the hotel for business. They had a cooler full of beer and were drinking and talking. I waved and said "Hey guys, my wife is napping so if you don't mind, keep it down please." They said sure and one of them offered me a beer, which I took.
We started talking and I found out they were there through Friday working on an air conditioning system for the City. They travel as a team all over the country because they were trained especially for this one kind of system. Normally they stay in two rooms instead of four to save money that they split later, but there was some kind of mix up and they were stuck in one room until tomorrow. And to top it all off their shower was broken and wouldn't be fixed till the part came in later on that evening from Dallas. I told them that they could come over one at a time, bring their towel, wash cloth and clean clothes and they could use our shower. They thought that was great and one said he will be over as soon as he finished his beer.
I went inside our room and woke Karen up and told her about our neighbors and that they were going to borrow our shower. She said that she should get up and get dressed as she was naked. I said No, I want you to get in the shower with each one of them and give them one of your wonderful shower hand jobs. She gave me a funny look and asked what they looked like, I described them as reasonably good looking, all mid 30's, tall and in good shape. She started to say that they wouldn't be interested in her and I cut her off and said let them be the judge of that, but I guaranteed they won't turn down a hand job.