I am John and my wife is Karen. She is about 5'8" and what some folks would call "thick", with a 40DD chest and smaller hips. She is not fat, but is big boned like Anna Nichole Smith. In fact, she looks a lot like her. We are a middle aged couple just working and having fun as we go through life.
Mid-morning Monday my wife Karen called me and said that she needed to go to a 3 day conference tomorrow. She had planned on skipping it but just found out that she really had to go. It was too late to get plane tickets so she was going to have to drive. Fortunately it was not a long drive. I offered to go with her so she would have some company. She thought that was a great idea and we could leave as soon as we got everything ready.
Unfortunately getting everything ready meant running errands, packing bags, locking down the house, etc., so we got on the road just after 1 and arrived at the hotel about 6 after grabbing a late lunch on the way. The hotel the conference was in was full, so we opted for a La Quinta right next door. It was an old hotel with two floors, so we got a room upstairs to avoid listening to people walk above us. The rooms were big and freshly renovated with a large old school balcony on the back of each. They were the typical layout with bathroom on one side as you come in, then bed, then a sliding door to the balcony.
Karen decided she wanted a nap. I wasn't sleepy so I grabbed my I Pad and headed out to the balcony to read quietly. Not long after I went out I heard our next door neighbors come out on their balcony. I glanced over and it was four working class guys. Short haircuts, dressed in work uniforms, they obviously were staying at the hotel for business. They had a cooler full of beer and were drinking and talking. I waved and said "Hey guys, my wife is napping so if you don't mind, keep it down please." They said sure and one of them offered me a beer, which I took.