The ad in the woman's magazine read...
"Male enhancement pills...increase his penis size...two inches minimum without surgery, pumps or lotions. Increase his sex drive by 100%...guaranteed results or your money back."
"Sounds interesting," I thought and took down the web site address and went up to my computer and found the web site. I don't usually fall for ads like this, but I was desperate. I wanted to have a sexually active love life...but my husband had everything against him...looks, personality and penis endowment. Gary's face and build were very average...nothing that a normal woman would find appealing. Sexual endowment...there...he was below average. My husband's penis when fully erect was a mere 4 1/2 inches long...and that's cum ready. It was a half inch shorter than a fuckin Oscar Meyer wiener for Christ's shake. Now the ad said, two inches added length...guaranteed or my money. Heck, what can I lose...just $39 a bottle? Maybe I should order two?
However, there was a hiccup to my plan. Gary and I discussed this a couple weeks ago and I told him point blank that I wanted him to enhance his manhood because he just didn't satisfy me anymore...or I'll find a guy who will. At first Gary wouldn't hear of it and I continued to press the issue until one day when we were talking about it for the millionth time...he agreed, but under one condition and this really came out of left field. He told me that I had to take breast enhancement pills because my small tits were not as desirable as they once were. So, he was feeling like me? We both wanted each other to boost up certain parts of our anatomy. Um, tit wise...I realized that he was right. I'm only a 34A if that, but I always assumed that he liked my small perky breasts...or at least my nipples because he never complained...who knew?
After I found the dick pills, I searched the same web site for tit pills...since the web site catered to sexual health issues. They had many brands to choose from and after reading the propaganda and the many positive testimonials from satisfied women, I finally settled on
Buxom Woman
which had scientific studies to back up their product. The makers of
Buxom Woman
promised to increase my bust size by a full bra size or four cup sizes larger than my present bra size. I was kind of convinced, and the more I thought about it, the more I wanted big floppy tits. I made a quick calculation and if the information was true, I was looking at something like 34 D's to 36 DD's or larger. Well, at $39 a bottle, same as Gary's dick pills, I will give it a shot...hell...I'll jump in with both fuckin feet.
I placed an order for two bottles of
Big Dick
...honest, that's the name of the product in the ad and two bottles of
Buxom Woman
for me. I filled out the necessary order form and typed in my credit card info and rechecked my order one last time and then pressed submit and I was done. In seven to ten business days our enhancement pills would arrive...and I for one couldn't wait. I wouldn't be any worse off and the way I saw it...if this doesn't work out, then I'll start seeing other men who will satisfy me. Yes...I was willing to have an affair over this because I was desperate and only a big cock will satisfy me now.
In ten days, our enhancement pills arrived...wrapped in bubble wrap inside a sturdy box. I couldn't wait for us to try it and I immediately took four capsules with a large glass of water. I had to take four twice a day. I made Gary take one capsule...his suggested daily dosage and then went about my daily routine. I saw to it that we took our enhancement pills religiously for three weeks and truthfully, I didn't see any appreciable enhancement in either of us. However, my breasts were tender and tingled a lot and the propaganda that came with the pills said that this was a sign that the pills were working. I guess I was expecting more of a miracle, but we continued on with our routine anyways. It was about the fifth week when we were into our second bottles that I noticed his erect cock was a bit longer and heavier. Out of curiosity, I got a ruler and measured his dick personally and at full erection, he was approaching five inches. A half an inch longer than a week ago...a miracle...maybe? Up till now, he was four and a half inches at full erection and to grow another half inch was great...I was ecstatic. But then I thought about my breasts and took off my T-shirt and looked in the mirror. I was amazed to see the tops of my breasts were pushing over the top of my bra...so I took off my bra which had been feeling very snug lately and called Gary into the bedroom. I was cupping my breasts and admiring myself and I asked,
"Do I look any bigger to you?" Gary came over and felt my breasts and nodded with a big smile and said,
"I think you might be. Your breasts do seem fuller, heavier and they do sag a little." I nodded and said with a big smile,
"Do you really thing my breasts sag now? Wow...that's great!" I put on my bra and used the last roll of hooks to secure it...I always used the first roll of hooks.
It was seven weeks since Gary and I started taking our enhancement pills that I ordered and now we were both down to a week's supply of enhancement pills. While Gary was having an erection, I took his measurements again and found that he went right to a six-inch cock. He completely bypassed five inches. I was very pleased with these results and decided to order more pills for the both of us...two bottles each and see how big we would eventually get. Would it be seven...eight...or my God...ten inches when he finished taking his
