Beginning at an early age I heard the old adage that "life is strange." It wasn't until I was thirty two years old before I gave it any more thought than any other adage, such as "a bulldog can whip a skunk but it's not worth it," and "a clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory." Maybe I should have.
A little background is necessary before I tie the old adage to my life.
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I'm Kurt Bronson. I had a typical suburban America childhood, the oldest son of a fireman and a teacher. I had a younger brother, Tom, and an older sister, Jill. We had a strong family unit, we all got along, we did all of the things that normal families do, and we had better relationships with each other than most of my friends and acquaintances did with theirs. I was especially close to Tom and Jill – we always had each other's backs throughout school, and even afterward.
Tom got married to his High School sweetheart Melinda when he was twenty and I was best man and Jill a bridesmaid. Unfortunately my father died a painful death from a rare form of cancer called HDGC before Jill got married so I gave her away when she married Bill, and Tom was a groomsman and his wife Melinda a bridesmaid. After Jill's wedding Mom regularly asked when I was going to meet the right woman.
I wasn't any smarter than my siblings, but luckier (and the sport I was good in had more money), so I got more education. I got a football scholarship to one of the best universities in the Midwestern part of the U. S. I was a six feet three inch, 245 pound tight end. The college was more famous for its journalism, business (both undergraduate and graduate), biomedical engineering, and medical schools, than it was for football, so I started my freshman year. I still fantasize that I would have made it in the NFL were it not for the knee injury my sophomore year that ended my playing days. It ended up working out fine, for me, however, since I still had my scholarship and enough free time so that I did well enough in my business major to get admitted to the graduate business school. I probably had an average social life, with a couple of reasonably long romantic relationships once I was no longer playing football, but I didn't meet the "right" woman. That is until my last year of graduate school.
Ashley Bronson – yeah, the same last name as mine when I met her, though no relation – maybe that should have clued me into "life is strange" – was getting her PhD in biomedical engineering. When I first ran into her – literally, sprawling her books and laptop but fortunately not harming either – I thought that she was the most intriguing looking woman I had ever seen in my life. When instead of getting pissed at me she made me buy her a coffee to apologize I was shocked to say the least.
During perhaps the most bizarre first twenty minute conversation I had ever had with anyone in my life, while we sipped lattes, I was shocked even more that she didn't have a steady boyfriend. She had an exotic face, a smoking hot body, and a regal bearing, but was as witty as any woman I had ever met in my life. It was also clear that she was smarter than anyone else I had ever met before. Her vocabulary almost required her listener to have a dictionary at the ready, I didn't understand more than five words of the roughly thirty word description of her PhD thesis topic in biomedical engineering, and she knew more about Keynesian economics than I did even though I was a graduate business student.
I asked her out on a date. She wrote from memory the next five four hour windows she would have available (none of them, like a Friday night, conventional) and asked me to pick one. I picked the one from 10:35 p. m. next Wednesday until 2:35 a. m. Thursday. She held out her hand for me to kiss, gave me her address, and smiled broadly as she sashayed away conspicuously wiggling her consummate ass.
I spent the majority of my waking hours in the four days before our date researching Ashley, doing enough schoolwork just to keep my head above water. Some of the "milder" comments I got from guys – and gals – who her knew Ashley were: "she's hot as hell but flakier than strudel pastry;" "she's so smart that she's on planet Venus, not earth;" and my favorite, "some people are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them; Ashley embraces all three!"
From a graduate assistant in the biomedical engineering department I confirmed that not only was Ashley legitimately a genius, but that she won an Intel Innovation Medal as a fifteen year old senior in High School, got full academic scholarships all through college, was the highest performing student every year at the universities that she got her B. S. and M. S. degrees from, and was now the star of the PhD program. She was already being recruited by every major biomedical engineering company and research facility in the country. Even though I thought that she was older than me because she was near completion of her PhD and was so worldly and elegant, because of her meteoric rise through educational institutions she was actually a year younger than I was.
Nothing I heard discouraged me from our date.
When I showed up at her apartment at 10:31 she said "You're four minutes early; have a seat while I make a little more headway with the very difficult calculation that I'm into."
I had never heard of someone being "into" a calculation before; but then again I'm not a biomedical engineer.
I intently watched as her pencil flew on a page of an engineering notebook with a thick textbook open in front of her. At exactly 10:34 she threw her pencil down and said "No luck," but with a smile on her face. Then she ran into her bedroom and when she came out a minute later – almost exactly 10:35 – she had exchanged her jeans, tank top, and sandals for a slinky dress and four inch heels, and her hair went from a bun to loose – and almost styled – hanging down to her shoulders.
"Let's go dancing," she chimed with an enormous grin.
There was only one problem dancing with Ashley; all eyes were upon her. At least half a dozen guys tried to cut in, especially during the slow dances, but she shot them all down (I think that my penetrating stare precluded any arguments) and glommed onto me. She moved like a cat and looked like a work of art – a vision of Aphrodite to be exact. She was a cheap date – she drank only club soda, no booze.
About one a. m. she asked "Do you have a roommate?"
"No," I chuckled, "why?"
She ran her forefinger over my chest and said "Don't you have any etchings that you want to show me?"
While funny and playful on our way to my abode when we got inside she was all business. It was only minutes before I was naked on my back in my bed and she was waving her big beautiful honkers in my face while stroking my flagpole with her hand. When she mounted me it was with feverish purposefulness. Her snug pussy squeezed my cock as she bucked up and down and swore as I manipulated her soft boobs and hard and proud nipples. It was the best first fuck I ever had with any woman in my life.
However, the first fuck paled by comparison to the second fuck, which was with me sitting on the edge of the mattress and she facing me with her sculptured thighs wrapped around my torso.
At 2:20 she lifted her head off of my shoulder as I lay with the most contented feeling of my life and said "I need to be home in fifteen minutes. Escort me, stud!"
I complied, got a big kiss when I delivered her to her apartment at 2:34, and she gave me her next three four hour openings to choose from. I chose Sunday morning, 7:20 – 11:20.
When I awoke Thursday morning I immediately noticed two texts from Ashley. The first one, sent at 2:40 a. m. said "I had a great time stud – you may actually be relationship material." That made me smile because I was thinking the same thing myself. The next, sent at 3:51 a. m., said "You so cleared my mind that I finished the most difficult calculation of my life in less than an hour after you dropped me off. Thanks," followed by a winking and smiling emoji.
The Sunday date could not have been more different than the Wednesday one. We ate breakfast at IHOP, bicycled through a park, skipped stones at a pond, joined an impromptu volleyball game, went to an art exhibit as soon as it opened, and seriously discussed that anatomical and psychological aspects of the correct blocking and tackling techniques in football.
At 11:10 we sat on a bench near her apartment. She exhibited her characteristic candor in our short but very sweet conversation.
"I'm starting to seriously write my thesis, Kurt. I have no time for dating or pretense, but I need intimate human companionship. Are you interested in a relationship that could go on for at least a year, maybe forever?"
"Will it include sex like our first date culminated in?" was my toothy reply.
With only a hint of a smile she responded "It should be much better than that – we were just getting used to each other."
"Where do I sign up?" I retorted.
"A verbal commitment is all that is necessary. I have to warn you, though; I keep unusual hours and sometimes have pressing needs, so you'll have to be flexible to accommodate me."
"As long as you're flexible when I'm accommodating you," I laughed, "that won't be a problem."