I have never seen my wife Diana so pissed off. She didn't even yell at me anymore she just blew down her birthday cake candles and said with an infuriated voice that she knew exactly what to wish for. I sure hoped she did not wish to kill me. Most certainly if I was involved in her wish it would not be anything nice.
The row was all about this one young girl at my office. And about me forgetting Diana's birthday. The girl in question was Jane. My attractive but not so competent colleague. Quite often I had to help her to get her work done. This sometimes meant that I had to stay late with her. I'm not that proud to admit it but once I did make a pass on her but she politely denied me and told me that she thought of me more as a big brother than anything romantic or sexual.
So when I was late for Diana's birthday dinner because I had stayed at the office with Jane it was not entirely unreasonable for Diana to go mad. I tried to explain that I only helped Jane with her work but telling her that was clearly a mistake. Diana said she didn't believe any of it and that I was clearly having an office affair behind her back. She blew out the candles I could see it in her eyes that some sort of payback would be coming.
And right then I felt dizzy and blacked out or at least dozed off for a moment. When I tried to open my eyes it was quite dark and I couldn't really see that much. Some sort of curly hair was blocking part of my vision. Furthermore, my mouth felt toothless and it was as if I didn't have a body at all. And to my growing horror, this was exactly it. I did not feel any hands or feet or anything no matter how much I tried.
I heard my wife's mumbled voice and some light was starting to shine on the room. A veil covering my eyes was removed. But even then I saw only some kind of dark red color cloth which reminded me of the dress my wife had been wearing that night. And then that was lifted from my eyes also. We were in our bathroom and I could see my wife in the mirror.
"Holy fuck it worked" exclaimed Diana in disbelief. I tried to ask what but I did not have a voice. I looked for more clues on what had happened from the mirror and even though I saw it I did not believe it. The mirror was telling me that I was my wife's pussy! My eyes were partially covered by her pubic hair and my nose was approximately where her clitoris was. She reached down and touched my nose with her finger and rubbed it lightly. "Oh my fucking god I can't believe it happened". She was mumbling and further exploring herself. Or should I say my face? She even inserted one of her fingers into my mouth and I must say both the rubbing of my nose and the finger in my mouth did not feel bad at all. In fact, I was feeling my mouth becoming moister as I was drooling a little.
Diana started fussing around. Most of what was happening were not that clear to me since I was spectating it from a pussy-high perspective and behind her pubic hair. That much I did understand that she was selecting some clothes. And not just any clothes but this Victoria's Secret underwear set I had bought for her one Christmas. And then this overly sexy dress which I had sometimes commented that I was not 100 percent comfortable with her wearing when she went out with her girlfriends.
So she was dressed to kill. I could hear her calling someone who was clearly surprised but who anyway agreed to meet her. Diana covered me with lacy underwear. It felt very smooth against my nose. The thin part of her panties was tightly pressed against my mouth and my eyes were once again in the dark. I felt quite cramped when she sat on me in the back seat of an Uber. Soon we were somewhere climbing up some stairs and arriving at someone's house.
A deep baritone voice welcomed her warmly and I felt some tremors in my mouth. I could definitely feel it salivating. When I thought of it I got quite annoyed realizing that my mouth so, in other words, her vagina was moisturizing just from hearing this stranger's manly voice. A voice that now that I thought of it was actually somewhat familiar.
Could it be? No, it could not. Oh no please let it not be. But it was. Diana's obnoxious ex-boss who according to Diana had always let her know that if there ever was an opportunity to have some closer contact with her he would be more than happy to oblige. I thought the guy was an asshole and told her many times but Diana usually just shrugged it off and said that there was nothing to worry about since she was married to me. But I couldn't leave it there. I had to ask her if she found him attractive and she just replied that I should not ask her that since she did not want to lie to me. But I had to pester her and inquire more. Reluctantly she admitted that she thought he was absolutely a hunk of a man. And quite successful with the other ladies at their office she remarked and laughed a little. I did not find it amusing at all.
I had met him a couple of times and the meetings did not change my view. If possible those made me despise him even more. He was just somewhat better than me in every aspect. Little taller, a little wealthier, quite a lot sportier, and so on. And it did not help that he treated me with some sort of condescending attitude. Like my job wasn't good enough and how Diana was far too good-looking for a guy like me. And that I should be careful with some better man snatching her away from me. All these remarks came with some sort of jovial joking attitude and Diana laughed like an idiot at his seemingly witty remarks.
And now Diana was here at his place. I screamed inside (because I still didn't have any tongue or voice). This could not be happening. Was she really going to do what I thought she was doing here? I wanted to apologize to her and ask her to leave immediately to home but there was nothing I could do. I was completely immobile and mute. He was clearly flirting with my wife and commented on how hot she looked. He offered her some wine as they chatted. He wondered how come she had called him now but was clearly very happy to see her. He even asked how's that old hubby of hers (meaning me) but Diana just stated that tonight her stupid husband was the last thing she wanted to talk about. This was fine for him and quite soon I felt something terrible. I was pressed against something and I could hear some sounds which could only be Diana and her ex-boss kissing each other. I felt sick in the head but my mouth was flooding. I could only imagine them making out standing against each other. This would mean that I was now pinned against his leg or even worst against his crotch.
I heard Diana complimenting him on how good his hands felt on her ass. Her lacy panties were moving from his manipulations and rubbed against my nose and my mouth. They took it to his bedroom and there she dropped her dress but left the panties. Even with some of her pubic hair on my eyes and her somewhat see-through panties on my face I was still able to see something. But I did not want to see what I saw. My wife laid herself down on his bed and he was removing his shirt and trousers at the edge of the bed. From this angle, he looked even bigger than I remembered. He was in great shape and my nose tingled and my lips produced a generous amount of spit so that her panties were soaking.
And holy shit what came to my view next. He dropped his underwear and even Diana let out a nervous giggle. His cock was large. I mean the fucking manliest cock I had ever seen in any porn or a locker room. It was not fully erect but it was quite swollen and getting bigger fast. Diana parted her legs more and he advanced into Diana's embrace. I felt horrible but there was nothing I could do to protest. They continued making out but now his fat cock was pressed against my face. Only the thin material of Diana's panties separated me from it. I was appalled but my mouth practically was pushing my lips towards the cock like a horse trying to get an apple with its muzzle. And he ground his cock to Diana's labia with purpose.
The pressure eased for a moment but only for the last barrier to be removed with a common effort from Diana and her ex-boss. And there I was. My face was less than an inch away from this huge veiny cock that happened to be attached to this idiot of a guy whom my wife for some stupid reason fancied. By now the cock was rock hard and huge as zucchini. My mouth pouted my lips even though I did not want it to do so. There was plenty of salivae which I was not able to swallow so it just coated my lips more and more.