I'd like to thank my editor. You know who you are. You're the best in the business and I love you. This is the first and last story that will be posted under this username. Hope you find it entertaining.
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May 19 started very well. It was a Monday and I had a final. I aced it. I went to check the schedule and saw that I didn't have another until Friday. Bummer. I was going to have to hang around all week for one hour. I leaned against the wall, sort of dejected, and I noticed Professor Wilkins coming down the hall.
"Hey, Samantha," he said. "Can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Sure." I followed him down the hall to his office. He was my Abnormal Psychology professor and that was my Friday final.
He offered me a drink and I took a bottle of water. "Samantha," he began, "there's no reason for you to take this final. You're setting the curve in my class. I think you know the material, there's no possibility of improving your grade, so I'm just going to give you the A you earned and you can skip the final. Is that okay?"
"Um, well, gee, Professor. You know what a masochist I am, so I think I want to take it," I said.
His mouth fell open, then he saw the twinkle in my eye and started laughing. "Yeah, you're quite the expert in abnormal psychology," he said. "Get out of my office and go home."
Home wasn't in the cards that day. I had packing to do. One more semester and I'd be moving on to graduate studies, but I hated my roommate and I wasn't keeping that apartment. Jill was a major slut and I was sick of being kept up at night by the bedroom activities of her and whatever man-ho she happened to pick up that night.
I got my car packed and a good night's rest, for a change. Tuesday morning, I was on the road. I knew Dad was in Orlando for the week, so I tried to call Mom. There was no answer at the house and her cell went straight to voicemail. She either had it off or it was dead.
My Dad was an attorney. He was a founding partner of his firm and he did permits and applications for building and mining operations all over Florida. Mom was a real estate agent, and from all accounts, one of the top sellers in the state. If she was doing a showing, she wouldn't have her phone on and I wouldn't be able to reach her.
It was about 100 miles from Tallahassee and Florida State to our home in Panama City and I made it in with little traffic trouble. There was no one home when I got to the house, and I was feeling lazy, ready for some relaxation.
We own a beach house, and the idea came to me that since Mom didn't expect me home until Saturday, this would be a perfect time to catch Chloe, go to the beach house and spend the rest of the week laying out, drinking a few beers and maybe going clubbing a night or two.
I gave her a call and she was down. I told her I'd swing by and pick her up, and in 30 minutes, we were beach bound. We hit Walmart for some groceries and the liquor store for a case of beer and some wine.
When we pulled up at the beach house, it looked like the Millers were down from Pensacola, next door. They had traded cars. There was a black Lincoln Navigator parked in their driveway.
Chloe and I grabbed the groceries and climbed up to the deck. I put down my bags and got out my keys. To my surprise, the door was unlocked. I slid it open and Chloe and I went cautiously in, wondering if we had a break-in. I set my bags down on the kitchen table and gave Chloe a shushing sign. We tiptoed to the door and peeked into the living room.
There was a naked man standing in the middle of the room by the couch and an equally naked woman giving him head, sitting on that couch!
I got out my phone and took about 15 seconds worth of video. I knew that man and that woman. The naked woman was my mom, but that naked man sure as hell wasn't my dad! It was that pervert, Mark Robbins, from Mom's real estate office.
He was a total creeper. He was constantly leering at anything in a skirt, the younger, the better. I always felt as if I needed to take a shower every time he cast those greasy eyeballs on me.
Chloe was punching me from behind. "Let's get out of here," she whispered.
No fucking way! I picked up the lamp sitting on the table just inside the living room door. Chloe was shaking her head frantically, but I just pulled the plug out of the wall and threw the lamp across the room. Sadly, I missed the creeper, but it exploded on the coffee table with the sound of broken glass. Showers of ceramic sprinkled Mom's face and douchewad's butt. Those old man balls dangled grotesquely, and some of the ceramic shards must have hit them, because he yelped, his hips thrusting forward perhaps a little more than Mom preferred, sending her into a coughing gagging spasm.
They both caught sight of me and Mom gave a shriek as douchenozzel started frantically trying to put one leg into his pants. "Nice, Mom," I said. "Practicing up for Dad?"
I turned on my heel, picked up the groceries, and Chloe and I walked out, leaving the two lovebirds gaping after us. I put the groceries back in the car and turned to Chloe.
"I'm feeling hotel," I said. "My dime. You down?" She seemed bereft of speech and could only nod.
I backed out of the driveway and when I put it in drive, I saw Mom run out on the deck. She was frantically belting a robe around her and I could see her mouth moving. I drove away, seeing her run barefoot down the driveway. Damn, that asphalt had to be hot!
By the time we were a mile down the road, Chloe regained the power of speech. "Christ, Samantha! That was intense! What are we going to do, girl?"
"Plans are unchanged," I said. "We'll spend the night at the hotel, dance at the club, lay out, see what happens. I doubt Mom will be staying. She'll hurry home for damage control and we'll go back to the house tomorrow."
"You're one cool kitty," Chloe laughed. "I mean, what about your Mom? You going to drop a dime on her?"
"No, she's going to do that," I said.
We checked into the hotel and my phone went off in the elevator. Evidently, Mom had collected herself enough to find her phone and turn it on. I answered.
"Samantha!" her voice was breathless. "Thank God you answered, baby. Listen, I need to explain. Come back, baby, so I can talk to you."
"Explain what?" I asked. "You're an adult, you don't have to explain yourself to me."
"That wasn't what it looked like," she said. "It was a horrible mistake, Samantha. I swear..."
I cut her off before she could get any further. "Well, what it looked like was you giving head to some old creeper with his balls hanging down to his knees, Mom. That's what it looked like. Was that not what was happening?"
"Oh, God," she moaned. "No Samantha, please just come back and let me explain. Please don't tell your father."
"Okay," I said.
"Okay? What do you mean, 'okay'?" she asked in a stammering voice. "Okay, you're coming back or okay you won't tell your father?"
"Okay, I won't tell Dad," I said. "I'm not coming back. I won't tell him, I'm going to let you do that."
"Nooo!" Her wail was a despairing cry. "Please, we don't need to tell him. He'll be so hurt, Samantha! You don't want to hurt him like that, do you? I swear, Samantha, it was a huge mistake. I've never done anything like this before and I'll never do it again. Please, your Dad doesn't need to know. He doesn't deserve this. Think how he'll feel."
"Hey, don't put this off on me," I said. "I wasn't the one blowing dickweed; that was you. Were you thinking, 'Oh, Barton won't mind a little blowjob. As long as he doesn't know, he'll be fine?"
She sobbed. "No, I wasn't thinking at all. I'm a little drunk, Samantha. We just closed a big deal on a strip mall and we had dinner and a couple of drinks to celebrate. We were feeling good and it just happened. I swear, baby, it was a huge mistake and if you'll just talk to me there's no need to hurt your father like this."
"I am talking to you," I said. "So far, I've heard excuses. I was drunk. It just happened. Do you think I've never been drunk? Do you know how many guys I've given head to because I was drunk? Zero. I guess if Dad has a couple of drinks you'd be alright with him going down on his PA?"
"No," she sounded as if she was strangling. "Please, Samantha, just come back."