"Shit dad, yea that can be a real bastard getting surprised like that. What happened?"
"I felt like I jumped about six feet in the air, but what really happened is I moved quickly to the side so I was still lying on my back facing her. I hadn't started deflating yet, but it was soon going down. Long story short, she must have liked what she saw or was really horny, because she undressed. By now my girlfriend was laughing and trying unsuccessfully to tell me something. Her mum, now naked and climbing on the bed with us filled me on what Marsha was probably trying to say.
"Boy, did that end up being a weekend to remember. I had no idea there were so many bisexual women in the world. But to beat that, this pair were into each other as well. I thought incest was a repulsive illegal thing that could never ever exist. Well, it would be if you had aver seen what your gran looked like. I was wrong about the incest. It was a great time and I didn't get home till very late Sunday night. I was amazed at how many positions could be done with two women and one man. The other time with the flatmates was only ever in pairs, this was a real threesome. I also found a liking for older women as well, I mean who at that age would consider a middle aged older woman would be able to have sex. Let alone want to stick it into her. But damn, she was good. Age really does improve skills. Her daughter had learned everything from her, but was still getting the experience. But to be fucking from the rear while a mum eats out her daughter, and vice versa was astounding. I really did have a sore cock by the time I went home. I went with Marsha for a few months until I think they got tired of me. The other highlight was that she had a brother a few years older who was married to a beautiful woman. Yes, your eyes tell me you are thinking things through Jake. It was a family affair and we did have a few foursomes and fivesomes as well as a lot of threesomes. I think my local chemist thought I was buying condoms for the entire neighbourhood, I went through so many.
"Still, if incest floats your boat I thought they could have fun. I did with them. Not like they were totally kinky with all the whips and chains and stuff. That stuff is crazy when you try it. Incest seems mild by comparison."
His son then sat silently for a minute before hesitantly asking, "I guess the modern trend of BDSM wasn't around in those days. It seems very popular with certain people. At the clubs I mean. Hold on, did you said you tried it?"
Now Ned thought he would have to dream up another scenario from his reading archives. This being admired and thought of as a macho man by his son was a real ego boost. He knew they loved him like a father, but never appeared they saw him as a man, or even as a human being sometimes. The look of admiration and respect in his son's eyes made Ned feel great. He thought for a little while as the stories of pain and humiliation hadn't enticed him to read them. As a naive nerd he had suffered enough embarrassment and humiliation from others to not want to go searching for more.
"It's not all that new son, whips and handcuffs have been around a long time. Although in the good ol' days it was ropes instead of handcuffs as they had not been invented. just remember that part was definitely before my time," having a laugh together, "It was not really my thing, however there was one time."
This got Jake's attention as it provided a whole new dimension to who had been quite a boring father figure. He admitted to himself that dad was a good father, always there, always ready to help, just always being dad, but he always seemed so staid, unadventurous and boring. Worse he had never been able to join in any sports, making it embarrassing for a kid growing up to see other dads throwing and kicking balls with their sons. Dad had tried but was totally useless. Jake and his older brother, Dirk, had snuck next door to play with Mr Taylor, who was great at all sports. So he gave his whole attention to this man who had previously unknown experiences. Nothing at all like the total nerd he and his brother considered him to be. They often had to hide their laughter whenever Mr or Mrs Taylor poked fun at their dad for him being a nerd with no sporting prowess.
Seeing the attentive look Ned had to quickly think up a story and try to make it more believable than fantasy, "This was a one night stand with a woman I met at a pub. She wasn't a student and was much older, I think she would have been near forty. Anyone over thirty was old to me in those days. Can't remember her name, I thought what she told me was fake anyway as she was possibly married. But, to a horny young guy any pussy needs to be petted if you can get your hands on it, eh," they had a chuckle at his weak attempt at humour, not his best attribute, "for the sake of anything else I'll call her Bessie, it was like that anyhow.
"We had been drinking all Friday night and at the end of the night she took me home. I had a few too many beers, but not enough to hinder me in the sack. She was quite a firecracker in and out of bed. I assume her hubby was away and normally ignored her the way she was all over me. Nothing was off the menu, and I had a great time with her orally, vaginal, her big tits and at the end of the night I got her arse. We sort of conked out at that time and slept till late morning when she started up again. The difference was that when I woke I was tied to the bed by my hands. She left my legs free, but you can't do much without hands. I freaked out to start with, especially with a gag in my mouth.
Then she walked in and boy was she made for a grand entrance. I've seen some bondage gear in movies and she looked just like they did. You know the dominant women. Leather and chains, even had a cat-woman mask like I saw in the Batman TV show. She even walked like that woman did on TV, real slinky and sexy. I went from freaked to horny straight away. It had not even occurred to me she might actually hurt me or worse. Fortunately she just teased a lot and I got given some whacks and received a few lashes from a riding crop. It was painful, but not unbearably so. She ended up doing a lot to me, but I got so horny I lost track of everything and really don't remember what she did. It was all a blur except at the beginning. One bit that stood out was when she stood above me and pissed over me. It was really gross, but I actually came while this happened.
By lunch time she released me and we had a nice light meal after I showered. I was ravenous having missed breakfast. After that she gave me a quick kiss on the cheek, a light slap on the bum and sent me on my way. The whole thing left a bad taste in my mouth, and I worked out that is wasn't something I would want to do again in a hurry, unless I could dictate what and how. Having my choices taken from me it felt more like rape, even though I enjoyed most of what I remembered. I saw her again at the pub a few times, but she was always with another young guy. She didn't even show recognition when I walked past and said hi. So I decided to just move on and forget the whole affair, striking it up to experience.
"Oops, sorry. Was that a bit heavy and sick. I got a bit carried away down memory lane, Just forget it if that was too much information. What do they say, TMI!"
"Heck dad. Not too much, but I am totally gobsmacked. You really did go the rounds before settling down. You have shown a completely new side of yourself. Shame really that you stopped, you could have kept having all that fun," speaking as he checked the time on his phone, "I gotta go dad. I have a big night tonight and don't wanna be late. I have to meet with Dirk and Julie as well. Thanks for the beer, and the information about you. Never would have guessed from your conservative self now."
"Well Jake, by the time I met your mother I had a job and commitments. Can't be the life of the party forever. I'll see you later Jake. Thanks for your help today. Say bye to your mum before you leave. I think she is going out tonight with her sister. So she might be getting ready."
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Jake did leave and Ned heard him yell goodbye to Helen, then all was quiet for a couple of minutes before the front door slammed and he drove off. Ned sat back and hoped his stories weren't too outrageous and end up biting him back later. Sighing as he thought it was too late now anyway, and got up to put everything away before going inside to check on his wife, Helen. He guessed he was having a frozen meal tonight unless she had cooked something for him earlier. He had gotten used to fending for himself on many weekends as his loving wife was always going out with her sister to some show or such.