A multi-part story of the highs, lows, and perceptions of reality in family life past, present, and probable futures.
** Dave's perspective of the present *****
Dave Richards watched his wife Rachel descend the steps from the upper patio with their daughter Carrie. Both women were dressed in the age appropriate but no doubt latest fashion lounge wear, shorts over swimsuits, loose shirts, big floppy sun hats and sunglasses.
They were dutifully bringing cold drinks and sandwiches for him and son Joe, who had both been busy since eight that morning pulling up the rotten flooring in the old summerhouse. Rachel swayed on her heeled sandals as she stepped on to the uneven ground at the bottom stopping suddenly making Carrie have to dodge past.
A smirk crossed Dave's face as Carrie let rip at her mother,
"For fuck sake Mum, I nearly dropped the drinks! Why wear stupid sandals like that!"
"It's not my sandals, it's the uneven ground!" Rachel shouted back,
"And don't fucking swear at me because your father has pissed you off!"
Carrie stomped off in her sensible trainers to the lower sundeck leaving Rachel to totter over the grass. Mother and daughter had the same spiky temper and when roused could conjure up language that could grace a building site anywhere in the UK.
Dave nudged Joe and nodded towards the sundeck,
"Looks like lunch is ready, go get cleaned up a bit I can finish the last of this later, but beware of your grumpy Mum and even grumpier big sister!"
"I heard," he answered, "At least it's you they're pissed off with not me!"
Joe dumped the load of rotten wood in the wheelbarrow, picked up his tee shirt and jogged up to the sundeck, said something to Rachel who smiled and nodded, then he went up to the house. Dave followed shortly after dusting himself down and washing his hands in the summerhouse.
"Aren't you going to have a shower?" Rachel asked, "You're filthy!"
"It's only a bit of dust," Dave replied, "Anyway I still need to finish the crossbeam after lunch, so I'll shower later."
"Oh," she shrugged, "Joe said you had finished!"
"No, Joe has finished, I told him I can sort the rest out and he can have the afternoon to himself!" Dave explained,
"So what have my favourite ladies made me for lunch?"
Carrie scowled at me, saying "Nothing to do with me!"
Rachel glared at her, then said,
"I've made you tuna salad sandwiches and there's wine or some cold beers."
"Great, I'll have a beer, as I'm back on the tools!" Dave responded cheerily putting two doorstep sandwiches on a plastic plate.
"Do you want a glass for your beer or are you going full hairy-arse builder and swigging from the bottle?" asked Rachel with a hint of sarcasm.
"Glass, please I am still smooth arsed management, at least until Wednesday lunchtime!" Dave replied.
"Well, the beer is in the cooler and the glass is on the tray," Rachel said testily, "I'm not your fucking servant!"
Dave smiled, grabbed a beer and a glass, and poured it slowly then raised it in a toast,
"To a long and happy retirement," then added, "And a contented family!"
"If you want a contented family, you better get that path sorted out by the landscapers," Rachel replied testily.
"And get the Summerhouse finished!" piped up Carrie.
"All in hand," Dave smiled, sitting down on a sun lounger, "Whilst you were both getting your beauty sleep Joe and I have cleared the flooring and nearly finished prepping the supports for the hot tub."
"Also," he continued, "I arranged the engineers to come in on Monday to repair the leaks and refit the filtration machinery, I rang Don and confirmed his crew are taking over the landscaping and construction on Monday now the other lot have finally finished the drainage."
He addressed his soon to be 23-year-old daughter, "So provided there is no epic flooding this week my beautiful, calm and serene daughter, can have her 'Summer Birthday Ball'"
Then to his wife,
"And you my sweetness will have a properly completed terraced patio, summer house with renovated sauna and hot tub and Joe will have a repaired greenhouse for his tomatoes or whatever he is going to grow."
Dave bit into his sandwich and waited for the response.
Rachel smiled came over to the lounger bent down, gave Dave a lingering kiss on the lips. She then drew back and muttered,
"Sorry for moaning, I just wanted the garden finished."
Dave slipped a hand under her open shirt and squeezed Rachel's right tit,
"Do I just get a kiss?"
"We'll have to see later," Rachel cooed, "When you're showered, and you get rid of the fishy breath!"
"Get a room!" called Carrie jokingly, her tone noticeably more agreeable now she could continue her party plans.
"Is someone jealous, that Mummy and Daddy are still sexually active?"
Dave asked jokingly as Rachel pushed his hand down and walked over table to get her food,
"Don't you want to be just like us, when you grow up?" Dave continued.
"Ugh, there are somethings children should not be subjected too!" Carrie giggled,
"Or have to think about. Anyway, who says I need to grow old just to be a pervert?"
Joe appeared freshly showered wearing board shorts and sleeveless t-shirt,
"What perverts shouldn't we have to think about?" he asked having only caught the tail-end of the conversation.
"Mummies and Daddies, playing Mummies and Daddies!" Carrie laughed heartily at her own joke.
"Have you been smoking again?" asked Joe.
"No," declared Carrie, "But if you've still got some gear, I feel like chilling in the sun this afternoon."
Joe looked nervously at his Dad, then glowered at Carrie,
"Sorry Dad, I know you don't want weed around the house, but Sid came round on Tuesday last week and left some behind."
"So, I take it you were smoking it when he came over?" Dave asked accusingly.
"Dave, I said it was okay," piped up Rachel, "The boys are both over eighteen now and adult enough, beside they stayed down by the greenhouse."
Dave knew his son and daughter smoked dope occasionally and he would have been a hypocrite to forbid them as he and Rachel had done the same at their age. He had warned them both about being careful when they had work or were driving the next day, however, most of all he was concerned about Rachel indulging with them whilst he was not around.
The kids and most of their family and friends did not how bad Rachel had sunk on various occasions over the years they had been married. She was not addicted to weed but as their marriage counsellor and various therapists had agreed, it made her impulsive, sometimes reckless, and occasionally, the other destructive Rachel Rebekah Richards, those emotions were the thing she was addicted to.
"Okay," Dave said relenting, "But you were meant to be working the next day and for my best mate, if you test positive on a site, he could lose his contract."
"Sorry Dad," Joe mumbled again, "Percy, I mean Uncle Don, had given me the day off because he was going over to Ipswich to price a new job."
"Alright," Dave said smiling at his son's use of Don's nickname, "End of lecture, now eat your lunch."
Then proceeded to devour the remainder of his tuna salad sandwich and drained his beer.
Carrie picked up on the use of the nickname, "Why is Uncle Don called Percy?"
"Because his surname is Dalton, as in Percy Dalton's peanuts," replied Dave to a vacant looking Carrie.
"That's not what you told me," laughed Rachel, "You said it was because his todger looked like a shrivelled monkey nut when he was in the shower."
"Well I was trying to provide our innocent children with the clean version," Dave laughed, "But I suppose they are old enough to hear the naked truth."
Carrie chirped up, "So as were now experienced adults and we're not working tomorrow, can we chill out here this afternoon, Daddy?"