{Time keeps right on going by, and I find myself at a stage of my own life where messing around with sexy stuff is relegated to mostly memory. Don't get me wrong here, I am one of the lucky ones, everything still works. A goodly part of that is my Physician wife Debra who sees to that, she is constantly doing something to keep this old man interested.
My life, I suspect, is a bit unique in that respect, but still, some of the close to crazy sexy stuff has faded.
Thus, little ammunition to write about, unless I just make stuff up, which I do sometimes.
I decided to write how it was that I discovered some of the things that were going on while I was off to a nasty war. Now when I got the notice welcoming me to the service of our nation, I concede I was not ready to go. I wanted to tell them to put that where the Sun don't shine, it wasn't any war I was interested in and I could not even think of a single reason why our nation was mixed up in it.
But of course, our government was not asking. They sent men like me to fight and die in the sickly mud of another nation while their own kids got college deferments. Not a thing I could do about that.
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I found myself many thousands of miles away from home, leaving an overly horny young wife to her own devices. We all know the typical results of that. I actually did not think too much about her, I didn't have time. I was far too busy checking every leaf, every stick on every trail so I didn't end up in pieces by tripping something.
One of the little people, as we called them, got a couple of lucky hits on me and I was sent back home. I say "lucky" because many of my brothers did not come home.
Once back home, I expected my life to return to some kind of normal, but.. it didn't.
This is just the story of my discovery.}
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It really was one hell of a dream, one of those we all get from time to time that we wake up and remember perfectly. I didn't get those very often, most of the time when I did it was probably because I had a couple of extra drinks more than I should have the night before.
The party was good, several couples were there. One guy I didn't know was sitting on a stool playing a guitar and singing. He was good enough that I noticed it, and I sat on the floor with Doug and his wife Brenda listening. My own wife Sharon was over dancing with anyone that got close, she does love to dance. I would just as soon listen to music, dancing never has been my thing. Sometimes she was dancing with one of the women, sometimes one of the guys, sometimes several at once.
Nothing going on that I could see, although a couple of the guys and gals up dancing and carrying on were pretty young. Sharon and I were perhaps a shade older than most of the people there, not by much though so we still fit in.
We did have to get our friend Cary under control earlier, he and his wife Sandy were the naughty ones in our group. Cary was always coming up with some way to try and embarrass Sandy, he would have his hand up her shirt, she would be pushing and struggling, out would come one of her tits for everyone to see for a couple of seconds.
Sandy didn't seem to really mind that much, and the rest of us were used to it. Cary's problem was that when he got just a bit too drunk, he would start in on some of the other women which did not go over all that well. Cary and Sandy were swingers, which I didn't find out about until some time later, another story.
Doug was the one that finally got Cary to cool it, he had his hand up Brenda's backside at one point and actually got one butt cheek exposed before Doug intervened. Cary had tried it with Sharon an hour or so earlier but she just slipped sideways out of his reach, laughing at him.
Somewhere in there things slowed down, I was actually up dancing with Sharon for awhile, then with Brenda. Brenda and I had dated briefly way back, the sum total of our relationship had been a few kisses and she let me play with her nipples in my car at the local park one night, plus she had slipped her hand down the front of my pants.
"Oh, it's so hard!" She had breathlessly whispered.
OK, I did try to fuck her but she resisted that, and my lack of aggression brought things to a stop. My car smelled like overheated pussy for days afterwards, Brenda was hot and knowing what I know now, I could have had her if I had pushed just a little bit.
My life would have been completely different had I just went for it, Brenda was as ripe as a female can get, I just was young and had no clue. Her hanging onto her virginity by a thread was society and upbringing, not nature.
Nature typically wins, this time it didn't.
After that, we simply drifted off in two different directions.
She had met Doug about the time we both were looking around, it was then pretty clear we were not going to click, instead we became.. well.. buds I guess is the word. Doug got lucky fairly quickly, and Brenda appeared to be very happy with things.
Now I have to concede I would not have minded one bit getting myself some of that, Brenda had a flat rummy, nice round behind, and a pair of tits that bordered on spectacular. Plus she was very pretty, and a sweetheart, I really did like her. But, it just didn't happen, not in the cards I guess.
I never was known for being aggressive, most of the women in my life have made it obvious they had an interest. My friend Doug on the other hand, was one of those that just went for it. He had bedded many of the females in our circle at one time or another, not all of course but several.
I often wondered why it seems that assholes like Doug always managed to score, it took me a long time to figure it out. It seems that women like sex too.
My sum total of conquests was a gal named Tina, tall and skinny and she made it rather clear she wanted to see what I was like in bed. It was OK I guess, but while that was fun it was also easy to not think about. I ran into her several times after, there were no repeats, it was just hello, how are you stuff.
Then there was Paula, she was a bit chubby and I walked over to her house which was a couple of miles away across the fields of our ranch. Paula led me out into the woods, where she let me see that she was not wearing any underwear at all. Of course, that got me so excited that I almost got myself inside of her before letting fly.
Almost. She wanted nothing to do with me after that.
