DOUBLE SWITCH
"Sally's got the hots for you," my wife said with a grin as our friends drove away.
"Naw, she's just friendly," I said turning back towards the house. I knew she was right, but men just don't admit that other men's wives want to fuck them, especially to their wives.
"Oh yeah? She wants to get real friendly with just you in a horizontal position," she said following me into the house. "In a big way."
"You're Jealous of Sally?" I asked.
"No, I am just more observant than my dumbass husband who would jump at the chance to hop on the bones of our friendly friend with the come-fuck-me smile," she said as we closed the door and began cleaning up after our dinner party with friends. "That's true, right?"
"And what would you do if she was so inclined and I hopped on those bones?" I asked.
"I wouldn't watch, that's for sure. If you want to fuck our flirty friend, then have at it, just give me equal time with her other half," she said with a grin.
"So you would be okay with my bedding Sally?" I said.
"As long as I got to giggle between the sheets with Jordan," she said turning towards me with her hands on her hips and a "duh" look on her face. "What's fair's fair, right? I know you been reading those letters from couples that are spreading the love throughout the neighborhood in your magazines. I have read a few of those 'wife sharing' stories myself. You want to fuck her, tell me so I can lay the ground work with her husband. I know your libido is aching to be enhanced by our friend's lovely wife."
"You're serious? You're thinking of swinging and swapping? You really would be willing?" I said.
"Willing and able," she said. "I have been watching her wiggle her butt at you for a year. She would fuck you in a New York minute if you just nodded in her direction. Interested?"
"I have never given it a thought," I said playfully.
"Yeah, right, and you've never looked at a nude calendar photo on your workshop wall, either, right?" she said sarcastically.
"Me? Not once," I said.
"Yeah, not once, but a zillion times, correct?" she said with a wicked smile. "Sure. Fuck Sally if you want, just give me the same chance with her hubby."
We went to bed that night with naughty smiles and lusty intentions. We had great sex and I was sure that each of us was thinking of someone else as we fucked. I guess we were about to become swingers if our friends were amenable. I think each of us went to sleep thinking sexy thoughts about our old friends and what was possible.
In the morning, as I was putting cereal in a bowl, I asked Claire if she had been thinking of this for a while now. "Fixing cereal, no," she said smiling.
"Doing our friends," I said.
"Julia and Devon have been trying it, " she said, referring to her former college roommate and her husband. "She thinks it has brought them even closer. She says they trust each other more these days and it has made them more honest, has relieved some of the pressure of worrying about what to tell or not tell your spouse. Anyway, yes, I have been thinking about it. I just thought I would mention it, and see what you thought."
"I think it is intriguing," I said.
"Intriguing? Not exciting? Intriguing, really?" she said.
"Okay, it is exciting to think of fucking Sally," I admitted. "I have thought about that for awhile. You too?"
"Women have libidos too, you know," she said. "I get a wet pussy from sexy situations, okay. Could you handle me making happy with another man?" she asked.
"If I was doing the same in the next room," I said. "So sex with other people is okay then?"
"Sure. Let's see if they will agree," she said. "I know she would do you without a second thought, or a first. I am surprised she hasn't whispered in your ear that she is interested in seeing your etchings."
"I don't want to show her any etchings," I said.
"Show her whatever you want," she said, "as long as I am being shown stuff too."
"So Julia and her husband have been trying it?" I said.
"They have been fucking other people for six months now," Claire said. "She loves it. Thinks they are better off as a couple because of it."
"Okay, we will see if Sally and Jordan are of the same mind," I said. "You want to talk to Sally?" I asked.
"I am sure they will be," she said confidently. "I think she has been pleasuring herself to thoughts of you for awhile now in the privacy of her time alone. I like sex. I probably would like it with people other than you," she said sarcastically, and with a grin, "and Jordan is a hunk."
"Probably," I said.
She made a very personal call to Sally. The problem was deciding how to broach the subject. She thought she probably shouldn't say, 'I know you want to screw my husband, could I do yours?' They chatted casually for awhile and then Claire said she had been talking to Julia lately...
"You mean about Julia and Devon trying sex in groups?" Sally cut in.
"Yeah," Claire said.
"And you want to know if Jordan and I would be interested in trading bodily fluids with you and Dave?" she said.
"I do," my wife replied.
"We just talked about the very same subject," she said. "We'd love it. You too?"
"Absolutely," Claire replied.