Troublesome new boss likes my wife.
I met Dianne at a pickup bar. She was sitting with 4 other girls and it was obvious the girls had come to party. The constant laughter flow of drinks at their table was hard not to notice. The parade of young studs who queued up to their table was impressive. The girls never refused an offer to dance and of course, they never refused a round of free drinks.
I sat at the bar and watched the youngsters enjoying themselves. I slowly sipped my second Elijah Craig. That bourbon might not make it onto everyone's favorite list, but I enjoyed it. I took another small sip and smiled. I was amused by the interactions at the ladies' table. The guys were all trying desperately to cull one of the young hotties from her group, presumably to convince them to go home with him.
After an hour or so, the first of the ladies left with a lucky stud. That seemed to set off a feeding frenzy as the guys upped their game. There were more dances, more booze, more offers, and slowly the group of girls was dispersed to the lucky winners for the night.
Well, not all five, just four of them. The fifth lady had switched to coffee early in the evening. She had danced with anyone who asked but always returned to her table after one dance. Now, for the last twenty minutes, she sat alone and refused several young men who came to her table.
I was openly staring at her as I watched her from my seat at the bar. The lighting was pretty dim, as it is in most clubs, but as the crowd began to thin, I got a better look at her. She was maybe a few years older than her early-twenties friends. She had an air of confidence about her, but she smiled sweetly as she politely refused the last few young studs that visited her table.
I turned to face the bartender and singled for my check. I swirled the nearly melted ice cube in my glass and drained the last of my drink. I added a nice tip and then signed my tab. I was about to stand when I heard a soft voice.
"So, did my friends and I keep you entertained this evening?"
Turning to the voice, I was surprised to see the young woman I'd been watching all evening. I gave her an embarrassed smile, then shrugged. "Yes, actually, you ladies sorta took over the place when you came in."
She laughed and her eyes showed a few smile lines. Hmm, maybe she's a bit older than I'd thought.
"My friends usually attract a lot of male attention wherever they go." She tilted her head to the side. "But you never came over to try your luck. I don't see a wedding ring, are you attached in some way?"
Again, my embarrassed smile escaped, "No, not attached, just a little too old to swim with all the sharks.
She laughed again and I realized I could easily listen to that laugh forever. She looked me up and down and grinned. "I'm guessing you're not too old to handle any of my girls."
"Your girls?"
"Yes, they are fitness instructors at my gyms. I take them out once in a while, it's good for moral, well for their moral, anyway."
"Ah, well, that tracks, they all looked very fit to me and they certainly attracted the attention of all the young studs in here tonight."
"Like I said, they always do. So are you leaving? Can I interest you in joining me for one last coffee?"
I smiled at her and stuck out my hand. "I'm Dan, Daniel Jackson. A cup of coffee sounds really good."
She took my hand into hers. It was warm and soft, but she had a firm grip. "Dianne, Dianne Fisher, my friends call me Di. There is a nice little shop across the street that is open late, shall we walk across?"
I held her chair as Di sat at the small table she selected. I could smell her perfume and fought the urge to inhale it deeply. I took my seat and was about to speak when her phone rang. She made an annoyed face and grabbed it out of her purse.
"Sorry," she said to me and then punched a button.
"Jane?" She said with obvious concern. She listened for a moment. "Are you hurt? ... Where are you? ... Okay, stay in the lobby I'll be right there."
"Sorry, Dan, one of my girls has had a bit of trouble and I need to go get her." She quickly fished out a card and handed it to me. "My cell number is on there." She turned and dashed toward the door.
It took me a moment to process, and then I shouted, "Do you need some help?"
She gave me an odd look and then said, "No, I've got this," and she was out the door.
The waitress walked up to the table. "Is your friend coming back, or would you like to order now?"
Maybe it was the bourbon, but I seemed slow to process everything. After a bit of silence, I asked for a coffee. I was guessing one of the guys her friends met had turned out to be less than a gentleman. I hoped it was just a disagreement and the young lady was not injured. I fingered the card Di had given me. She was listed as the CEO of "Fisher Bodyworks." The addresses of her three locations were listed. All three were in trendy new shopping districts. I can just imagine what the rent would be in those locations. I slipped the card into my breast pocket and finished my coffee.
The next day I waited until mid-afternoon to call Di. She answered on the third ring.
"Dianne Fisher, how may I help you?"
"Di? It's Dan Jackson, am I calling at a bad time?"
"Dan! No, sorry to be so formal, but this is my business cell. I'm so sorry I had to run out on you last night. I didn't even have time to give you my personal cell number."
"Is she okay, Jane? I think you called her."
"Yeah, she's fine. The guy gave her some bull about needing to get his wallet from his room and she fell for it. Once he got her into the room he got very handsy and didn't listen when she told him to slow down. He ripped her top and she kicked him in the balls. While he was down she got out, went to the lobby, and called me."
"Wow, that was quick thinking. I'm glad she wasn't hurt."
"She's lucky. She's a dance aerobics instructor and not trained, so she could have been hurt badly."
I wasn't sure how an untrained dancer could become an instructor, but I decided to let that go. Maybe she just needed to be a hottie, I knew nothing about dance aerobics.
"Well, I'm glad she's okay. Listen, tomorrow is Sunday, I was wondering if you'd let me buy you that cup of coffee you never got last night."