Tammy and I had our friends over Saturday. It was a typical get-together with the three couples we've been friends with for years. The guys were in front of the big-screen TV watching the series and the women were in the kitchen talking about whatever women talk about.
We discussed the merits of the designated hitter versus having the pitcher bat and like normal men we talked about sex. That's when John started complaining.
He was telling about how for several days a month he couldn't do anything right. If he smiled at his wife, Susan, he was making fun of her. If he didn't smile at her he was grouchy. If he touched her he was a sex maniac, and if he didn't touch her he didn't love her anymore.
That got nods of agreement. Hell, we could all relate to that. What guy hasn't experienced the hell week of PMS?
John went on talking about how he couldn't even get laid during that time. He said Susan had told him she wouldn't mind if he "fucked some other cunt" but to leave her alone. Tammy never told me that, but she had kind of indicated she wouldn't hold it against me.
John went on about how he couldn't do it. He didn't want to pick up a hooker and take a chance on some disease. On the other hand he didn't want to have an affair that might end up in divorce.
That's when Rob said, "We all need a designated slut." We all laughed at that and when we stopped John asked him what he meant. I don't think any of us knew what he meant but the term sounded funny.
"What we need to do is have one of our wives be a slut for all of us. Whenever one of us is going through that time of month he can just visit the designated slut and get laid. No worry about diseases. You don't have to woo her and possibly fall in love. It would just be a straight forward fucking."
That brought on hoots and hollers from all of us. Yeah, like one of our wives would agree to an arrangement like that. She's going to let three guys come over and fuck her anytime they feel like it. Yeah, right.
And what about the guys? If your wife is the designated slut are you just going to let all the other guys fuck her and not get mad?
The conversation went on for quite a while. We discussed all the pros and cons we could think of, just as though we were actually considering it. We even decided that it would be for one year and then we could start over. I don't even think we realized it when we agreed to do it if the women would agree.
I guess it's pretty easy to agree to let your wife be a slut and fuck and suck, yeah we added blowjobs, a bunch of other guys when you knew she would never agree to it. Then we got real quiet.
After a few minutes Rob said, "Let's call the women in and ask them. The worst that can happen is they'll think we're all drunk and laugh at us. On the other hand they might agree. I don't know about you guys but I wouldn't mind fucking your wives."
Well, I had to agree with that. I had even fantasized from time to time about fucking all three of them, singly and in groups. I could see the other guys were thinking the same thing.
When he didn't get any argument, Rob got up and went into the kitchen and came back with our wives in tow. Then nobody said anything. The women stood there waiting and none of us spoke up.
Susan finally asked, "OK, what do you guys have on your devious little minds?"
Rob decided to be the spokesman. He had the women sit down and he explained the designated hitter rule to them. They were getting pretty bored by it all and ready to walk out. Then John blurted out, "We want one of you to be our designated slut."
Things got REAL quiet then. Eight people sitting there, all holding their breath.
Then Rob started explaining what John meant. He didn't get finished before all the women burst out laughing. "No, no. Think about it. You all hate that time of month as much as we do. This way one of you lucky girls gets to enjoy some extra sex and we can all have happier home lives."