Philip Johnson
Chapter One
"And I'm out."
"Did you have to do that, Paula?"
"I sure did," and the game was over.
"Who the hell ever invented card games anyway?" The six of them were at it again. It was their chronic poverty that brought the three couples together in the beginning to play cards. Though now they could afford their pizzas, or some other take out, or even go out for a cheap dinner, they still gathered around the table most weekends to play cards or some other silly game like Yahtzee. Cam tossed his cards on the table and suggested, "Let's try Yahtzee. Maybe my luck will change, the first one to roll a full straight, orders dinner."
"Why do I think that will be you?"
"Thanks Ray, I needed that vote of confidence." It wasn't ten minutes later when Cam ordered their dinner.
His wife Sharon patted his arm and said, "It could be worse, we could have been playing strip Yahtzee, and you lost your pants or something."
Paula and Rachel laughed, and Cam stood smiling and said, "Tonight is not the night for me to play strip anything."
The six of them had survived their financial hardships by helping each other. One might be skilled as a carpenter or mechanic, and another might be handy as an electrician or computer nut, so among the six of them they managed to keep going as jobs and money slowly became less scarce. The result was the close bond that they had formed along the way. They were still anything but flush with money, but in comparison they all felt a lot better about the future.
With their dinner ordered and delivered they sat at the table and the women started talking over their food about the programs on reality TV. It was more than Tony could stand and moaned. "God, those shows are so phony."
All three of the women said at the same time, "They are not."
"They're phony and annoying to the extreme. Ones like, 'Sell This House,' or a better example, that wife swapping one. You can't tell me that a cameraman with a forty pound camera following so called adults around, will encourage the participants to behave as they always do. It's all staged."
Paula finally added, "Okay, I'll grant you they work hard to find couples that are total opposites and put them together, but that's all."
"So you admit it is staged then."
"Not staged exactly, but to make the show more interesting is all."
"About the only thing that might be authentic are the bratty kids they find. All those kids need is a dose of discipline applied everyday from those dysfunctional so called adults. And another thing, do you really think that for a whole season, couples live with somebody else's spouse for a whole week at a time, and there is never any sex between them?"
Sharon reminded him, "They never say whether there is or isn't."
"I'm sure they don't. All of those emotions flying around have to cause the urge to spawn once in a while at least."
"So you think some of them end up sleeping together?"
"Screwing together, sleeping together wouldn't be any big thing."
"Okay, screwing. I can hardly imagine that."
"I can hardly imagine every week, some duo spending a whole week with somebody else's wife for twenty six weeks or whatever, and not have something happen once in a while through the season."
"But you have to remember they are strangers. You're thinking of them as friends like us."
"No, I can even see it with strangers. I don't mean every couple, or every week, but it has to happen."
"I think they end up hating each other."
"Hate and love are in the same family of emotions and the lines can get blurred."
"You must read some strange books." That ended that topic at least for the time being.
Dinner was over and as the table was cleared. Tony was standing behind Paula and started to massage her neck and shoulders with his strong hands and she let her head drop forward and moaned in appreciation. Without moving, she said, "God, that feels good. Rachel, your husband is seducing me."
"Tony be good."
He leaned down and Paula turned her head toward him and they shared a light kiss as his hands continued to please her. He smiled at her and asked,
"Was I good?"
"Lover, you were very good." Tony smiled and straightened up and returned to his chair so the games could continue. At the end of the evening, as Paula and Ray headed home he said, "You really enjoyed the massage."
"He's really good."
"I thought you were going to climax before he quit."
"That's stretching it a little, but he did a good job. Are you jealous?"
"Hell no, but it's hard to imagine somebody like Tony having the right touch for that kind of stuff."
"I don't know where he learned it, but he's good." At that same time Tony and Rachel were getting ready for bed, and she asked him, "What prompted the massage?"
"I don't know, I was standing there and I just started."
"You sure got Paula's attention."
"She's a sweetheart."
"You even got a nice kiss for your efforts."
"Seems fair to me, I gave her one too." When they went to bed, Rachel lay on top of Tony and after kissing him said, "It's only fair that I get a massage too."
"I couldn't agree more." Unlike Paula's massage, Rachel received a whole body massage, and it wasn't long before he was on top and sliding his cock into her. Afterward Rachel was on her back and said, "I'll bet I liked my massage a lot better than Paula liked hers."
"I don't know, I made her moan once."
"You made me moan a lot more than once, lover." He rolled onto his side to face her and slowly playing with her left breast as he said, "I like making you moan best."
"I'm glad."
Tony was the amateur carpenter of the group, and was putting new cupboard doors on Ray and Paula's kitchen cabinets. He had spent the last few weeks making them in his spare time, and on this Wednesday evening, was on his way over to install them. When he arrived, he carried a few of the doors in with him. Paula poured him coffee and the three of them took a minute to talk, and Tony showed them one of the doors. It wasn't much more than an hour later when he and Ray hung the last door and they stood there admiring the look. Paula stepped in front of Tony putting his hands on her neck again.
"One more time, okay?" After just a minute of him massaging her he stopped, pulled a chair out and turned it around.
"Sit on it backwards and lean forward toward the back with your arms hanging by your side." She did as she was told, and he gave her a serious upper body massage as she relaxed and moaned repeatedly. When his hands arrived at her hips he paused, and then worked his way back up before stopping. "The labor for the doors is free, but there will be a charge for the massage."
"How much?"
"I haven't worked up a fee schedule yet."
"It's worth it whatever it is."
"I'll keep that in mind when I write the bill."
"Where did you learn to do that?"
"A friend taught me, and I worked with him in a spa for a short time as a trainee, but since I wasn't licensed, I couldn't keep doing it as his student."
"I'll bet you got to see a lot of naked women."
"No, it was all very carefully done, you know with towels and so forth. I did get to work on some very good looking women though. Of course, I also had to do the really fat ones too. Now I'm going home and tell Rachel I made you moan as many times as I made her moan."
Paula got up and kissing him on the cheek said, "I'll bet you made her moan for different reasons though."
"Well yeah, I guess you could say that."
Chapter Two
Sharon was an artist and did wildlife paintings in watercolors, and her studio, as she called it, was what had at one time been the guest room. She was very good, but it had taken her a long time, and winning a number of competitions to get any name recognition. She was just now starting to cover her expenses and adding to their income, and her contribution to the group was to do something special for each couple. For Ray and Paula it was a rural scene with a fox in it, and for Tony and Rachel it was a clutch of quail in the weeds. She was still working on the one for their living room wall.
The next time the group got together, the subject of reality television didn't come up until late in the evening. It was Sharon that brought the subject up again. "Tony, I'm sure you didn't watch it last week, but the one woman actually hit the guy."
"That's still so much side show to me."
"Let me get this straight, you couldn't be in the same bed as somebody else and not make love to them."
"I didn't say that. I just said it might be pretty damn hard to do it for seven days, and I just can't imagine them going through the whole season without somebody having a fling."
"But we don't even know if they sleep in the same bed."
"Then that isn't even swapping of any kind I don't think. I mean if they're having trouble, why not just have a professional come in for a couple days, and bang their problem could be diagnosed and help could begin. It wouldn't make much of a show, but it would be a lot more believable and a lot more helpful to the people involved. Of course, I doubt they are interested in help anyway, they just want to be on television."
"You are so negative."
"Just about most reality programming, other than that I'm an optimist."
Tony was in trouble, because Cam and Ray stepped in. Ray started it with, "I could sleep with either Rachel or Sharon for a week and not make love to them. Not because they aren't sexy, but because I have control."