Curiosity Killed The Cath
by
Vandemonium1
I believe this one has an original discovery method and an unused response from the cheating wife. It has been independently rated at 3.5/5 pickaxe handles on the rating system that you can find via my and CreativityTakesCourage's joint profile, SemperAmare.
A big thankyou to Charlie for the review and, of course, the love of my life, CTC, for translating my demented gibbering into English.
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IF YOU KNOW how to, all the technology available to the average Josie in the twenty-first century makes private investigators and high-priced surveillance equipment somewhat redundant, especially if your husband, like mine, still lives in the twentieth.
Why would I need surveillance, I hear you say? Why, to prevent my husband from discovering I'm not at a work seminar in Brisbane like I told him, but actually in New Zealand with my lover, of course.
Pete is in the bathroom right now and I'm lying on the bed in a five-star hotel awaiting him, wet with anticipation over our first lovemaking session not taking place in an empty office or storage room at work.
I won a week-long trip to the land of the long white cloud, including flights and accommodation, in a local competition, not that Dave, my husband, knows that. As far as he's concerned, I'm at the aforementioned seminar in Brisbane. If he were to ring the hotel there and ask for me, the call would get put through to my friend, Betty, who's booked in under my name. She is then under instruction to warn me. Pete and I have literally left no stone unturned to prevent our spouses finding out we aren't where we're supposed to be. That would be unthinkable.
Of course, I have to rely on a few things, like Dave not knowing how to use a find-a-phone app on my cell to show it's not where it's supposed to be, but that's a certainty. Dave only got a smart phone two years ago. Prior to that he'd owned an ancient clam shell one and talking him into giving it up had been like trying to wean a toddler from a pacifier--a nightmare. Even then its replacement was only a second-hand, ancient iPhone 5 because he couldn't see the point in spending a small fortune on a phone when he knew he'd hardly use any of the features. No chance.
I could rule out Dave jumping on a plane and surprising me in Brisbane. Well, not surprising me in Brisbane. I'd deliberately picked this week as he was wrapped up all week negotiating the sale of his business. We were retiring soon.
Could he find out I'd taken annual leave for the week rather than being on the clock? Again, no. For that he would have to have access to my electronic timesheet and he was computer illiterate. With the last of the kids having left the nest five years ago, and Dave being so busy growing the business to increase our retirement, we hadn't been on more than a couple of long weekend breaks in years. I would get all my annual leave paid out when I retired soon. Dave would never realise I was paid out nine weeks instead of ten.
I was sure looking forward to Pete coming out of the bathroom. It had been a long day. Dave dropped me at the airport at 7a.m., flight to Sydney before a three hour wait in the international terminal and a four-hour flight to Auckland. Taxi to hotel, the check-in and handing over voucher for five nights accommodation and a quick shower to freshen up. Of course, Pete wanted a quickie before dinner but after I pointed out that with the time difference, we only had thirty-minutes before the restaurant closed, we headed straight there. In the end, the hotel restaurant was full so we went next door to a little seafood place.
After we'd eaten, we found out the restaurant didn't take AMEX, which was the only credit card Pete carried. I was forced to use my Mastercard, which was linked to my main savings account. I shared the account with Dave and I knew the transaction would show on the statement, but as I handled all the family paperwork and finances, the risk was infinitesimally small. I paid and we returned to the room and the time this story started.
I lay there dripping with anticipation, reviewing my security arrangements for the umpteenth time and finding no flaws. All I had to do was call through the closed bathroom door for Pete to stay in there until I'd finished on the phone, then lie back and enjoy Pete's attentions. He said he had a very talented tongue. I was curious to see if that were true.
I tried my phone but it didn't work. Visions of Dave knowing about my affair and cancelling my phone plan flashed through my head, spurred by the innate guilt and deep worry about my activities, I suppose. Then I kicked myself. I'd forgotten to enable international roaming on my cell. Relieved, I fired up my laptop, went to my phone provider's website and changed my status. Then rang and briefly told Dave that after the day of travel and seminar registration, I was bushed and going to bed early. Caring as always, he urged me to ensure I ate properly and asked what I'd had for dinner, I told him that Betty and I had eaten at a seafood restaurant.
I'm aware that liars need good memories and mine was as fallible as any late fifties woman, so I'd judged it good practice to stick as close to the truth as I could when lying to Dave. If he ever asked me again what I'd done for dinner that first night, I could just say I went to a seafood restaurant, and not have to memorise a lie. We exchanged 'I love yous' and both meant it. He was normal and I relaxed.