This story was inspired by a conversion with a fellow literotica user.
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Thursday
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It was Thursday night, I'd come home from the pub quiz, a little bit drunk, and thought I'd check out a website I'd heard of. It was supposed to be a faithful (or at least as far as possible) recreation of the old style "contact magazines that were a big thing in the 70s. I read through the rules (all quite sensible), and the FAQ, and figured "eh, why not."
I created a basic profile, just enough to get me access to listings and ads, and started browsing. Most were quite explicit in what they wanted, although some used abbreviations I wasn't initially familiar with (thank you Urban Dictionary), but there were a few that were much more subtle. One in particular caught my eye, it was local (the town listed was only about 40 miles away), and very simple.
Expanded out the text read: "Looking for male, to help married couple with problem. One event only. D&D free. Non-smokers, same expected. He 43, average build; she 39, blonde, curvy. Chat-only meet first."
I don't know quite what made it interesting. I can only assume it was the lack of detail, leaving so much to the imagination, or maybe it was the proximity, or perhaps it was the alcohol. I'm not sure. But I was sure enough to sign up for the membership tier that allowed me to send messages, and sent one, the gist of which was "Local-ish, interested in hearing more. D&D free and non-smoker, as requested. 35, fit, 5' 11", slim build." I was tempted to mention my cock size (7" and a respectable width), but it didn't feel right at this stage.
I hit send, packed up, and went to bed.
Friday
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I got up the next morning, slightly hungover, decided not to start work until later (I'm a freelancer, working on large projects, so can take time if I need it), and took my coffee and laptop out onto the patio to catch up on social media.
I finally got to my email and worked through it, answering an email from my brother, deleting all the spam, and sending all the work stuff to my work account (some people still have my personal address from when I just started out). I was just about to close the page when another email arrived. It was from the contact magazine site. The subject line simply read "you have a new message".
It took me a moment to remember what I'd done, but it all came back to me as I clicked open the email and followed the link. Sure enough, there was a message for me. In summary it said that they were interested in meeting to discuss what they wanted help with, and was I free on Saturday afternoon to join them in a specific pub at 2PM. I looked up the pub on Google Maps and found it was roughly between the two towns, out in the country. I could easily drive there and had no other plans, so I sent back an agreement, mentioned that I'd be wearing a green t-shirt and black jeans, and said I looked forward to meeting them.
The rest of Friday was spent working, and I didn't think about the planned meet until after dinner when I realised I'd better check to see if they were OK with it. Going directly to the site, I logged in and found another message waiting for me from them (along with a load of unsolicited and uninteresting messages). They were happy to meet, they'd be outside if the weather stayed good, she'd be wearing a blue summer dress and he'd be in a white t-shirt and jeans. I popped a quick confirmation back, deleted the spam, and logged out.
Saturday
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Saturday morning was a lazy morning; I did some laundry, and tidied up a bit, grabbed a quick lunch, and pulled out my clothes for the afternoon. I had a nice long cool shower, had a shave, dried off, and got dressed. I had plenty of time, so I took the scenic route, enjoying the view over the countryside. Arriving at about 10 to 2 I parked up and looked around for the outside area. On the left side of the pub there was a large patio, but it was empty and fenced off, so I followed the path round to the other side and found the main outdoor area. There were a few occupied tables, but only one with a couple wearing what they'd said they'd be wearing. I walked over to them.
"I hope you're waiting for me?" I asked as I approached.
"I think we might be," she replied with a smile.
"Timed that well, I was just about to get another drink," he added.
"Voddy and coke again for me please," she asked. He looked at me questioningly.
"Bitter shandy please, I'm driving."
"Voddy and coke, bitter shandy, and a straight coke, got it." He walked off to the pub, leaving me, a complete stranger who he only knew via a contact website, alone with his rather sexy wife. I took a moment to appreciate her. Blonde, slim but not skinny, looked to be between 5' 6" and 5' 10" (it's always difficult to be sure when someone's sitting down) A very pretty face (with a cute smile) topped a sensuous neck with bare shoulders. Her breasts looked to be a good size, probably a C or D cup. Oddly I noticed her fingers specifically, they were slim and quite long, "pianist's fingers" as I've seen them described. There was a wedding ring, a couple of other small tasteful rings, and a bracelet on each wrist which matched the gold necklace that was hanging outside her dress.
"Well, I've never done this before, do we exchange names?" I asked, as I walked round the table to sit down across from her.
"Makes sense, I'm Ruth, he's Tony, and you are?"
"I'm Colin. It's nice to meet you Ruth."
"Likewise," she replied, making no secret of eyeing me up as I passed her and sat down.
We made small talk, discussing the pub, and the area, and other trivialities, until Tony came back and handed out the drinks.
"OK," he said as he sat down, "I suspect you're wondering why you're here?"
"The thought had crossed my mind, although the view is very pleasant," I joked, looking at Ruth.