Have you ever heard of couch surfing? It's where you save on hotels by crashing on peoples' couches. It's also a great way to meet people. In fact, that's how I met my wife originally. She was couch-surfing together with her 1-year-old daughter, and I ended up surfing in the next-door apartment. Twelve months later, extended family members were couch-surfing to attend our wedding ceremony!
Normally I'm not into single mothers. But if you could see Nicole, I think you'd understand. She's an UNBELIEVABLY beautiful MILF. She's petite, she's demure, she wears thrift-store clothes like she's a runway model. She's got mid-length brown hair; I like to call her my "Brown-Eyed Girl" and whistle Van Morrison. And, oh my God, she has the. Most. Amazing. Ass. Ever. I could cum just walking behind her, staring at that thing as those hips swing. And she wears those tight jeans, too. I think she does it on purpose. I think she knows how stunning her ass is and she deliberately flaunts it. From the moment we started dating, not a day went by I wasn't in heaven drooling at those hips, those legs, that sexy sexy ass... mercy!
You could say my wife is a thrift-store wife. Not only does she do all her shopping at thrift stores (she has an eye for hidden gems). But in a sense, she HERSELF is thrift-store goods. I mean, she's used. She freely admits a double-digit body-count. Which, if she's like every other girl out there, means the reality is in the triple-digits. Yes, Nicole has entertained her fair share of suitors. She's done her 10,000 hours of practice and she's an expert in the bedroom. I'm overjoyed that of all those candidates, she chose ME to settle down with! With that smooth flat belly, Nicole could've hooked an athlete or a hedge-fund manager. How she settled with me, a run-of-the-mill insurance actuary, I'll never know. Maybe it helps that I was willing to adopt her daughter. It's hard enough for single mothers under normal circumstances. In Nicole's case it was double-hard, as her daughter Ida is half black! I'm used to the raised eyebrows by now. You know what, fuck off, I love Nicole and all the baggage that comes with her. If you've got a problem with that, you can pound sand.
As a matter of fact, this story I'm about to tell you is all about Nicole's "baggage".
It all started when we were looking for a couch-surfing host in Denver. I knew something was up when I saw Nicole's eyes widen. I moved behind her to look at the screen. It was a three-bedroom apartment in downtown Denver and the host lived alone. It was exactly what we needed, but Nicole looked like she'd seen a ghost.
"Do you know him?" I asked. The profile picture showed a clean-looking man around our age, black, professional.
"That's Ida's father!" said Nicole.
"Whoah," I said. I had never met any of Nicole's numerous exes, much less the one who knocked her up.
"Can we stay with him? Please??" Nicole grabbed my sleeve and flashed those puppy-dog eyes.
"You want us to couch-surf with your ex?" I said. "The man who got you pregnant and abandoned you?"
"That doesn't change the fact he's Ida's father," said Nicole.
"True," I said. "I guess if you're comfortable."
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The truth is, I was not just surprised, I was conflicted too. Of course I was intimidated and jealous. But in the two years I'd been married to Nicole... in the two years I'd been raising her black ex's daughter!... I'd developed an interracial cuckold fantasy. I never told Nicole, as I was deathly ashamed of it. But you can't raise another man's baby and NOT occasionally imagine what it was like when your wife got inseminated. ESPECIALLY if your wife has a slutty past, and ESPECIALLY if the baby is mixed-race! Whew! I'm getting hard now just thinking about it!
Nicole was non-chalant about the coming trip. But I couldn't stop thinking about it. I would fantasize about Nicole hooking up with her ex while the kid and I were asleep in the other room. Kissing him like old times, rubbing her hands all over his chest. Was he better than me? I wondered. Did he have a bigger cock? I mean, of course he did, but how MUCH bigger? I pictured my wife jumping in his arms. She's so petite, he would lift her like a feather. Throw her down on his bed and just start FUCKING her. It got me so hot I would have to sneak to the bathroom every night and rub one out. And meanwhile Nicole seemed totally unaffected. Like he was as harmless a host as an old classmate you took one class with once. I guess with as many men as Nicole's slept with, Darren IS kind of like that to her. But on the other hand, he's the only one who ever managed to breed her! So why was she acting like their relationship was so casual?
I had to play my cards right if I wanted my fantasy to cum true.
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I waited until the last day before our trip. We had already wired the money to Darren (Nicole's ex) and we were past the refund window.
"Baby," I said, "I'm not sure I'm comfortable staying with your ex."
"What do you mean?" said Nicole. "You've had three weeks! Why all of a sudden??"
"Hold on," I said, gesturing to calm her. "I didn't say YOU can't stay with him. I'll just sleep at a cheap motel, is all. Plus, that way, you can spend some quality time with Darren. I'm sure you have lots of catching up to do."
My wife gave me a strange look.
"Aren't you worried something could happen?" she said.
I shrugged.
"What could happen?" I said. "You're a married woman now."
"I guess you're right," she said. She almost seemed disappointed by the reminder that her slutty days were past. But she did a good job concealing it.
"I'll still have dinner with you all," I said. "I still want to meet Darren. I'm just not comfortable sleeping there. Him being your ex, and Ida's father, I mean."
"You sure are trusting," said Nicole, and she hugged me.
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"Darren!! Oh my god it is so good to see you!!"
Nicole and our couch-surfing host embraced like old friends.
If you're looking for one of those stories about a huge black gangster thug, you're on the wrong website. Darren was a perfect gentleman. He even had his alma mater logo on his sweater.
"And you must be MR. Nicole?" Darren shook my hand professionally.
"Wait a minute," I said. "I brought something. Let me fetch it from the car."
When I returned, Darren was playfully making faces with his daughter. The little girl giggled and made faces back at him. We had all agreed not to tell Ida the truth about her relation to Darren. But the girl seemed to get along naturally with her biological father anyway.
"Honey! You shouldn't have!" Nicole was surprised when I handed Darren the expensive wine bottle. It's not just that our tight budget has no allowance for Brunello di Montalcino. More importantly, we all know how Nicole gets when she drinks. 'Uninhibited' would be putting it lightly. Well, I mean, with a body count like Nicole's, SOMETHING must uninhibit her!