This story is one of a continuing series of connected stories known as "Tales from the Shack." Normally these go into LW because the Shack series started here, and it is much easier for those that follow the stories to find them if I keep them all together. Even so, this one very much belongs in the LW category. This story stands on its own, though it is part of the series. I typically don't write graphic sex into this story line and that remains true here.
Thanks to blackrandi and sbrooks103x for amazing short notice editing; they make these readable.
The Shack: An Angry Man
Just One of those Fuckin' Days.
There are just days you shouldn't even get out of the fucking bed. The kind of days you start off by dropping your fucking toothbrush in the toilet bowl you just pissed in. The best move is to go back to bed, because it's only going to go downhill from there. It was obviously going to be one of those fucking days.
Still, I convinced myself that I needed to keep my ass moving. Gotta have money to buy food; gotta make money to have money.
First order of business was to repair my battery shed. I'd lost a bunch of car batteries when some asshole had used snips to get into the back of the shed one night and stole 80 of them. No doubt they turned them in somewhere for the core charge, probably end up with at least $400. Assholes. I suspected Ronnie Pelton, a local jackass who needed to work his way up to scumbag. Couldn't prove it, though. Not yet anyway.
I managed to get a piece of sheet metal tacked into place, but it took twice as long as I expected, and, as usual with sheet metal, I managed to cut myself twice. Owning a salvage yard, I pretty much put my tetanus shot to the test all the time.
A full set of 22.5" aluminum wheels came off easier than I expected. They'd probably go for about $1200 on eBay. Several other pieces worked out pretty well, so the day didn't look like it was going to be a total loss after all.
That was kind of the cool thing about running a salvage yard. Salvage meant taking things nobody else wanted and saving them, making them useful.
Before I knew it, it was almost lunchtime. I went into the trailer and washed up as best I could, stopping to pull my Gilligan-looking Coors Light bucket-hat off and look in the mirror. Still mostly bald. Not that cool high-forehead-with-lengthening-widow's-peak stuff; flat-out just fringe-left-over-the-ears bald. Probably look better if I trimmed my full-on walrus mustache, but I couldn't do that either. It hid the massive scar on my upper lip. "Stabbed in the face" isn't a figurative thing for me, and yeah, that had hurt like fucking hell.
I pulled my lunch out of the refrigerator and headed down to Ed's Quickmart to buy a large Coke and use the microwave.
Honestly, I had cold Coke in the fridge at the trailer, and I probably had six or seven working microwave ovens at any time, but it was a ritual of sorts, and the best part of my day was talking with Sheree, who worked the counter. She was probably my favorite person in the world, and if I'd have had any balls I'd have asked her out a long time ago.
As soon as I walked in, she started. "Hey, Les, fancy meetin' you here. Another hour and I'd of missed you. Workin' split shift, coming back in at ten this evening. Shelly's doing community service again, so she's on curfew."
Damn, it was just nice to have someone who seemed happy to see me. "That sucks, but maybe I'll come by for a candy bar late tonight since I know you're here to brighten my day."
"You do that, be the best part of the shift. Ya buyin' a hotdog or using the microwave?"
"Usin' the microwave."
"Good, 'cause I put the dogs on the roller oven this morning, and turned on the roller, but forgot to turn on the heat. So they're rolled but cold."
"Ain't that the story of my life."
Sheree giggled. "I ain't even been gettin' rolled, much less heated up." She put her elbows on the table, laced her fingers and rested her chin on the back of her hands "So whatchagot?"
I made sure I met her twinkling eyes. Sheree had what my mom would have called "a healthy set of lungs," and her arms were practically framing them. "Fajitas."
"Fajitas! Well, looketchew! Settin' in high clover now, ain'cha? Beef or chicken?"
"Beef." I punched in the time on the microwave.
She wrinkled her nose. "I don't eat much beef. When Mom moved us in with her sis, we had a pet cow named Henry for almost a year. Then he was gone, and we had a full freezer. Didn't figure it out all at once, but when I did, it kinda put me off beef, mostly. Still, I do like a good burger now and then."
She stretched, and I tried not to react, but I couldn't resist a glance at her spectacular cleavage. Embarrassed, I looked up; she'd caught my glance, but instead of being angry or upset, she gave me a wink and waited expectantly.
I decided to take a chance. "Sheree, what are you doing on Fri..."
Sheree suddenly jolted straight up, eyes wide. Not exactly the reaction I'd been hoping for. A second later, the bell on the door dinged and I glanced back.
Shit. Two men with skull face masks and sunglasses, one after another; the one in the lead with a Glock 19, the other with a pump shotgun.
"Don't move." The Glock was lined up on me. I wasn't too worried about that; I'd had more guns pointed at me than I could remember. Fucker was holding it sideways like he'd learned from bad movies. I was pretty sure I could take him if he got a little closer.
The shotgun, though, was aimed at Sheree. I carefully raised my hands. "No problem."
Shotgun guy gestured to Sheree. "Put all the money in a plastic bag."
I could see her calmly following instructions. There was something familiar about the guy with the Glock, even though both of them were disguising their voices.
The guy with the Glock held his hand out. "Give me your wallet."
"Like I said, no problem, nothing in it worth dying for." I held it out to him. He took it.
I turned my head just as he clocked me across the side of my forehead with the gun. I saw it coming a mile away, but there wasn't much I could do without risking Sheree. I let myself drop, ending up nose to toe with a pair of white-paint spattered work boots. I heard him chuckle at me. "Junk man."
They backed out and Sheree was at my side almost instantly helping me sit up.
"God, are you okay?"
I touched the side of my forehead, feeling tacky blood all over it. "Goddammit."
She pulled some napkins off the counter and began trying to clean up the cut, incidentally pressing my head against her chest. "How bad does it hurt?"
No heterosexual male, with his head against Sheree's incredible assets could really be said to actually be in pain. "I'll be okay. It was a Glock, fucking things are plastic, it's not like getting hit with a real gun."
She half towed me over to one of the little chair and table sets along the window where customers sometimes ate their hot dogs. "I gotta call the Sheriff. Big Ed's a stickler about that."
"I'll be fine."
Within minutes the Sheriff, two deputies and the county ambulance were on hand.
The EMT cleaned the cut. "You probably need to go in to see someone. Nasty cut and you may have a concussion."
"I am someone. If I have a concussion, it's pretty damn light. The pussy hit like a girl. Just give me some of those butterfly bandages."
The EMT looked over at the Sheriff who shrugged.
I walked over and used the shiny surface of the coffee dispenser while I closed the cut.
"Love these things, a lot easier than sewing the fucking thing shut."
The EMT eyed me. "You do that a lot?"
"Used to be a medic in the Army. That's why my nickname is 'Needles.' Still keep up my Physician's Assistant license."
"Don't you run the salvage yard?"
"Yeah."
"Why..."
"Because I really don't like people, and my uncle left me the yard when he died."
The butterfly bandages stopped the bleeding, but the headache built over the next half hour while they took our statements.
I left while they were still talking to Sheree.
There was a gold Lexus parked in front of my trailer, and as soon as I saw it, I had a sudden sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. I parked and headed up the path to my front door as she jumped out the front seat of the Lexus.
"Lester..."
"No."
I kept walking.
"Les, listen..."
"Just. No."
She was scrambling to follow me up the walk as I reached the door.
"Les..."
"Fuck No!" I slammed the door and locked it behind me, leaning against it for a second, feeling cold sweat running down my face and down between my shoulder blades as she pounded on it and tried to talk to me.
I walked over and turned the stereo on, cranking Santana up as high as it could go, then turning the outside speakers on to max.
She hated Santana, but it still took her ten minutes to accept that I wasn't going to give in. I finally saw her car pull out, waited ten minutes and went back to work.
Less than ten minutes after that, the Sheriff pulled in.
"Hey, Les, I need you to come down to the station with me for a bit."
I shrugged. "I pretty much put everything in the statement, unless you have someone in custody."
"This will just take a few minutes." He opened the passenger door. "Hop in."
"Fine." The Department was only a few blocks away, so I figured it'd be a quick harmless trip.
It was fine, too. The Sheriff and I got along pretty well. It was fine right up until we reached the station and I saw the gold Lexus parked outside of it.
"You gotta be fucking kidding me." I tried the door and it was locked.
He at least had the grace to look embarrassed. "She says she just wants to talk for a couple minutes."
"No."
He sighed and pushed his hat back up his head a bit. "She's going to keep making trouble until you talk to her."
"Fuck her. We're divorced, which means I don't have to talk to that bitch ever again."
