Alice and I have been married for nine years. We connected over our mutual interests in comics and cosplay. We met at Comicon when I was dressed as Batman and she was dressed as Harley Quinn. What started out with her flirting with me in character ended with us fucking our brains out in my hotel room. I was smitten. Alice was gorgeous. At 5'6" she had a petite, hour-glass figure. She kept in shape, giving her a flat stomach and lean legs. She has perfect, unblemished skin and long, sandy blond hair. For my part I'm a bit of a comedian, and my ability to make her laugh was my best feature for her. It certainly wasn't my average body or smaller than average cock.
A week later I proposed, and a year later we were married. Our relationship started with some passion, but to be honest, it quickly faded. Fortunately our friendship was strong, and we made our marriage work. I'm always a bit insecure, being an average five married to a solid ten, but Alice always assured me that she loved me for my mind and my sense of humor. I just wish I could satisfy her more sexually.
We make love about once a month, usually at Alice's urging. I don't have a high libido so it just doesn't occur to me that we should fuck. Usually it starts when we go to bed, always on the weekend as I don't like to lose sleep during the week. Alice will rub her legs against me in bed, which is our unspoken signal. I'll turn over and rub her back and ass. As that point she grabs her vibrator, a small clit stimulator, and will masturbate with it while I work my way around to her perfect tits. I'll continue to stroke and massage her until she cums. If this sounds a bit routine, it is, but I've found that her masturbating in front of me is the only sure way to get me hard. Other types of stimulation don't usually work for me.
Once she has her first orgasm, she will roll onto her back and spread her legs, raising her knees. I position myself between her legs and slide my cock into her pussy. She continues to use her vibe while we fuck. After a few minutes I'll start to cum. It's not the sudden explosion I've seen guys in pornos have, it's usually a building throbbing in my balls and cock as semen dribbles from the head of my cock. I withdraw before I cum as the head of my cock gets over sensitive, so I usually dribble my cum on the sheets in front of Alice's pussy. I'll then grab some tissues and clean up my cock and the semen while Alice finishes with her vibrator, giving herself another orgasm.
It sounds mundane, but it seems to work for us. Admittedly, Alice masturbates a lot as well. She conceals it, but I've noticed her vibrator is always absent from her nightstand when she exercises. We have a small home gym with free weights, a treadmill and a stationary bike, all of which Alice uses exclusively, as I'm not much of a fitness fan. I'm pretty sure she likes to get off before she works out. I'm a bit nosy, and tend to check to see if she has taken her vibrator from her night stand whenever she heads downstairs to work out, mostly because I'll almost always get aroused thinking about her cumming in her shorts then running with a wet pussy. Usually that's the only time I ever masturbate. We'd settled into that routine and were both more or less happy.
Our tenth wedding anniversary was approaching and it coincided with Comicon. We decided to celebrate our decade of wedded bliss with a return to the original costumes we wore when we met, me as Batman, and Alice as Harley Quinn. I struggled a bit to get my old costume on. It's an 'Animated Series' style Bat-suit. Grey tights, black cape, boots, cowl and shorts. Alice slid easily back into the skin-tight one-piece black and red classic harlequin suit she had worn when we met, complete with red knee-high boots, jesters hat, white face paint and black mask. Alice made one change this year, adding a red and black corset over the top of the bodysuit. It had the effect of lifting her breasts high and stretching the fabric over them, making her nipples stand out. When I pointed them out she remarked "It's cold and my nipples are hard. The con will be roasting with so many people there, so I'll be fine." She justified. "Besides, even if it is a bit revealing, no-one will recognize me in this mask and makeup." It wasn't until we were at the Con and out in public that I noticed she wasn't wearing panties either.
"This suit is too tight, I didn't want panty lines." Was all she would say.
Day one of Comicon was crazy. The crowds were intense. Our cosplay attracted a lot of attention. Dozens of people, mostly men, were asking Alice to pose with her. I ended up as the photographer most of the time, and Alice did her best Harley-pouts and Harley-grins as men of all ages hung off her. I noticed more than a few men had their hand on her ass when they posed. Alice either didn't notice or didn't mind.
As the day wore on we chatted about the events we had watched and the stalls we had visited. Suddenly, we heard a nearly perfect imitation of Mark Hamil's Joker.
"Why Harley my dear, have you betrayed me and taken sides with the Batbrain?!" the voice called out.
We turn around to see a tall, slender man wearing the best Joker cosplay we'd ever seen. He was wearing a comic-book-version outfit, with perfectly white skin, green hair coiffed into a wave, and a close fitting pin striped purple suit.
Alice played along, in her best Harley squeal "Gee Mr J, I'm only tryin ta get Bats to out of the way so he doesn't interfere with your capers!".
We all broke character and laughed. We introduced ourselves. The Joker, however, said he'd prefer to remain "Mr J". He asked if we wanted to get some dinner with him. We agreed, as we were both starving. He led us to one of the restaurants that circled the event center. It was crazy busy, but we were able to find a small circular booth. Alice sat in the middle, and Mr J and I sat on either side of her. I volunteered to stand in line to order, as I usually do for Alice. I realized I'd be gone a while as the line stretched out the door.
"Good on you Batsy" Mr J said, again in the gravelly Mark Hamil Joker voice "Harley and I have things to discuss that aren't for the ears of a costumed do-gooder!"
I surfed the web on my phone as I waited in line, occasionally glancing across the restaurant at Alice and Mr J. It seemed like they were sitting right next to each other, and that Mr J had his arm around her shoulder. His other hand was under the table. Alice was chatting and smiling at him, their faces inches apart. Her eyes were locked on his.
When I finally ordered our food and returned to the table, they looked up at me and smiled. Alice appeared a bit flushed, and Mr J still had his arm around her. His other hand emerged from under the table. I notice his glove had been removed. The hand on Alice's shoulder was still gloved. I slid into the bench next to Alice.
We continued to talk as we ate. Mr J lived about an hours drive from where we did, and apparently traveled to most of the major cons. He said he did 'very well for himself' so could afford a fair bit of travel and leisure. He never did tell us his real name though.
"I think we need some drinks!" Mr J declared when we had all finished eating. The restaurant had a full bar. "Batsy, go and get us some refreshments!" He commanded. I shrugged, looking forward to a nice cold beer. Mr J asked for a double scotch. "And don't get me anything blended, or less than eighteen years old!" he said "it wouldn't be appropriate!" He finished with a gravelly Joker laugh.
Again I entered a line. It was possibly longer than the line for food. Fortunately this one was a bit closer to the table. I could see Mr J whispering into Alice's ear, his face so close to her his nose was touching her. His hand was below the table again. Even from the bar, I could see Alice's nipples were standing out hard against the fabric of her costume. She wasn't talking back to Mr J. She seemed to be gasping and panting, her eyes blinking. Suddenly she bit her lower lip and squeezed her eyes shut in an expression I was very familiar with. It was the face she made when she orgasmed. The realization hit me like a blow across the jaw. Mr J was stimulating her under the table. I continued to stare as Alice gripped the table and trembled. She squeezed her eyes shut again and gasped. I watched her shake as another orgasm gripped her. Mr J wore an evil grin, continuing to whisper in her ear while occasionally licking her ear lobe.
The person behind me coughed and I realized the line to the bar ahead of me was gone. I hurried over and placed my order. When I leaned against the bar I felt my rock hard cock press against it. It confirmed what I already knew, I was incredibly turned on.
I carried the drinks back to the table. Mr J kept his hand under the table this time, and stayed close to Alice, his face so close to hers his white makeup was rubbing off a bit.
"Tell the caped crusader what we decided, Harley my dear!" He said with a wide, toothy grin.
"We're going to finish our drinks then Mr J is going to come back with us to our hotel room.' She said. She was still breathless when she spoke, and as she spoke she twitched. Sitting at the table, I could now see between her legs. Mr J had his hand cupped against her groin. Her bodysuit was soaked with her juices, and I could see his middle finger wriggling against her clit through the thin fabric.
Mr J spoke. "I've made your wife cum four times this evening. She's so horny she offered to fuck me in the restroom, but I think we can do better than that!"
"What the fuck are you doing?" I finally stammered. "That's my wife!"
"From what she has told me, you haven't been much of a husband to her." Mr J replied calmly, "Sex once a month, and the only orgasms she has are the ones she gives herself? My Harley deserves better than that."
I looked at Alice. "Honey, surely you don't mean that. I..we have.." but I knew. In that moment I could see how much of a let down I had been for her. I was a terrible lover, and I had neglected her. I slumped in my seat.
"So you see what a pathetic husband you've been, Batsy?" Mr J said evenly. "Good. Then you know what our Harley deserves. She deserved to be fucked long and hard. She deserved the pleasure you have been denying her. She wants me to give it to her."
I looked at Alice. "Is that what you want? Is that true?"
Alice looked guiltily at me. "Yes. I love you, but I need more. I need this." She said slowly. "I want to make love to Mr J."
"Now don't get all romantic Quinn." Mr J said. "I'm going to fuck your brains out, love has nothing to do with it. Save the love for hubby here."