I received your email inviting your product users to join your contest to write essays about our experiences with your product, with the chance of winning a new cock cage. About five years ago, as a new bride, my wife bought me your "Put a Ring on It" metal cock cage. Here is our essay for your contest.
Hi,
My wife is female dominant and so fun about it. She wasn't a domme before.
I didn't know it when we dated, but she wanted a cock cage for my penis. Yup, that was on her mind, way back before we married. Not that I knew, back then I was an average, dominant male.
We were just a few months into our marriage, when she secretly bought your "Put a Ring on It" metal cock cage. She hoped it would hold the penis secure and chaste. She was unsure how to introduce me to it. It took her a month after she got it, to decide what to do.
I unwrapped the small box as she proudly announced, "It is our six month anniversary, and this is a gift for your penis."
I saw the present was a cock cage. i wasn't interested in it. To say it wasn't my style would be a nice way to phrase it. I said, "thank you" and perhaps added "We'll have to try it some night." But as I tossed it aside, i saw she looked disappointed.
She waited a week or so, and said "We should try the cock cage. It might be fun."
I shrugged it off.
Over the next month, she suggested it a few more times. She just wasn't letting go of the idea of a penis being caged like a dog getting crated. It was around the dozenth time she asked, when I somewhat reluctantly agreed to try it on.
It was mysterious to us about how to put it on the penis. The Chinese manufacturer obviously spare no effort in the quality of the construction. But did not include directions. We finally got the base ring on, only to have a much handled cock that was super stiff. There was no way to put the small cage part on the full erection sprouting from the base ring. I tried ignoring him while hoping for his limpness. With my naked wife next to me, that ringed willie was not going down.
Looking at my penis and balls bulging from the base ring, and the cage part in my palm her eyes sparkled and she showed her white teeth in her biggest smile. She was clearly eager to see the penis locked up. Meanwhile, I was trying to recall the maintenance schedule for my first car. Hey, don't judge me. What do you think of when you need to be soft?
"Five Quarts 10/40 S.A.E oil, Fram #25 oil filter...", ran through my mind. My wife stated the obvious, "Honey, he's got to be limp to get him into the cage." Trying to be helpful, she added, "maybe think of cold showers. Aren't they supposed to help?" she asked as she looked at my penis, which was throbbing and erect.
I was aware the base ring was a tad tight and pinchy. If there is such a word as pinchy, that's what I felt . I reached down and pulled the base ring a bit towards my belly button. Ah better, my cock felt a bit of relief. But then my balls felt the ring's tight grip on them. I experimented with moving the base ring. There was no comfortable position, and we had yet to apply the cage proper.
My cock kept pointing out and throbbing with only the base ring attached. Why wouldn't it go down? It's hard to focus on automotive facts, when my wife is happy as a child on Halloween who is walking up to the first house, eager to fill her basket with candy. She's enjoying this so much, she looks a little flush, and her nipples are sticking out, they look as hard as last year's candy corn.
I try to remember the number of the air filter or the size of the spark plug gap. With my hottie wife sitting naked and cross legged on the bed, my brain struggles, air filter number?, air filter number? I got it, air filter number 36 DD. No, no, no, 36 DD are those impressive tits. It's pinching a lot now, I force a smile, and say in as calm a voice as I can, "Angel, he doesn't want to go down. And it's hurting. Let's just get this off him. Maybe a cock cage isn't for him."
Like a patient teacher with a discouraged math student struggling with long division, she states, "Don't give up. You'll figure it out." And then I saw a thought light up in her eyes. "Let's cool him down, like cold, cold." She hopped off the bed and ran off towards the kitchen. As she bounced out of the room, I admired how her ,naked butt jiggled as she walked.
While she was gone, I tried pushing the base ring a bunch of ways. It still squeezed like a plumber's wrench on a pipe. Which would be fine if my penis, like pipes, was made of a metal like copper. This cage was reminding me that penises are made of tender flesh.
She returned with a bag of frozen Peas and Carrots. The bag had a layer of white frost on it. I gasped as she pressed them against the underside of my cock, pressing the bag down till my hardon throbbed against my tummy. It felt super cold, reminding me of a freezing February day when I had to change a flat tire on the side of the road. I had no gloves, and the lug wrench was so cold, I felt my fingers would freeze to it before I had the flat off the car. Now my penis has a zillion more nerve cells than my hands. My dick was so cold under the carrots & peas. It felt even colder as she smooshed the bag tightly against my tool. Even the plastic bag that Birdeye used to package the veggies crinkled in protest to the cold. I moaned not from the pain the base ring caused, but the feeling that my penis was suffering a bitter, gloveless February night of tire changing.
My wife wasn't suffering any doubts about this. She was a woman on a mission. She seemed possessed as she squished the contents of the bag snuggly to my crotch. I surrendered to her working the bag of veggies like an EMT compressing a bandage to stop bleeding. I will admit that at that moment, I decided that for the next few days, peas and carrots would not be on the menu. I was developing a distinct dislike for the peas, and a positive hatred of the carrots. When my body heat had partially defrosted the peas and carrots, we had a shrunken penis. It was shriveled up, showing every wrinkle it could muster. At that moment I realized, either the pinching stopped, or the cold had numbed me to the feeling. I was holding what best resembled a cold worm wrapped in a bunched up muffler of wrinkled skin. It was a small penis, but not much smaller than the cage. After a brief struggle, it was squished into the chastity device. The two cage parts connected together. I held the cage to the base as my wife added the tiny brass padlock and snapped it shut. Phew, it was on. That first day, it took a pound of frozen veggies and half an hour to cage the cock.