My wife absolutely loves entering contests. She can't keep track of all of them, so she's been disqualified several times for multiple entries. Still, while all she's ever 'won' is a lifetime supply of spam, she's never let it get her down.
I work for a firm that does financial auditing and business analysis. Last year, our findings greenlit a client's project to open a new luxury spa resort, in the neighboring city of Springfield. Wanting to work out as many bugs as possible before the Grand Opening, they planned a soft opening for the prior weekend. To get enough guests, they offered free packages to the media, and discounted rates to the employees of all the various companies that were involved in the project.
I was about to delete the e-mail when I realized, it was just the kind of thing that my wife was always trying to win.
We had created separate 'mad money' accounts early in our marriage, as I tended to save up, while my wife was always on that quest to reach a perfect $0 balance. There was enough in my account to secretly order a deluxe package for two, including all the extras.
The vouchers arrived at my office in a nice promotional packet, highlighting their 'by invitation only' status, and hyping their Grand Opening. I quickly mocked up a nice envelope and letterhead, included a generic congratulatory message, and mailed the package on my way home.
Then, all I had to do was sit back, wait for it to arrive, and enjoy my wife's excitement.
The only problem was, that never happened. I grew more worried as the date approached. The Monday before, it hit me that she might have mistaken it for more junk mail and tossed it out, so I called the resort. They were happy to void the original vouchers and issue a new set.
I decided that I would just tell my wife that I got a last-minute deal on the package, rather than admit I had tried to fool her. However, I never got the chance. I was barely in the door that night when she announced that she was a last minute addition to a work conference. She would leave early on Friday and return Sunday evening. At that point, I saw no reason to even mention my surprise.