I want to thank BlackrandI for inviting me to participate in western day. I'm kind of an old west history buff so this was fun. Before anyone calls me on itβyes, I did take a couple liberties with certain parts of the time-line. Also, before the grammar Nazis crucify me for not knowing the difference between "I" and "Me," and a few other things...it was intentional. I really don't believe they were that proper with their syntax back then.
I hope you enjoy my attempt at a LW western, and as always, I love to hear back from you.
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"Dodge City," yelled the conductor, "next stop-Dodge City."
Hezekiah stared out the window as the iron horse slowed, coming into town. Finally, the boring prairies of the Kansas flatlands yielded to the man-made wooden structures of the booming cattle town. It wasn't Philadelphia but it was a lot bigger than Carlyle.
Steam hissed from the breaks as the titan on rails came to a complete stop at the station. One by one the passengers disembarked. Hezekiah picked up his carpet bag and followed them onto the wooden sidewalk. The first thing he had to do was get cleaned up. He had an important mission. The people of Carlyle were depending on him and he wanted to make a good first impression. Looking around he determined the center of town was well up the street. A strong wind kicked up and confronted him with a face full of Kansas dust and the pungent odor of horse dung and buffalo hides as he plodded along, stubbornly against the elements.
The town was a strange contrast between fancy buildings and store windows and the rough demeanor of the town's people. He'd already passed two saloons, both of which sounded like pretty tough places as he walked by. To Hezekiah, they were downright intimidating.
Still squinting his eyes for protection from the unrelenting wind, he spotted what he was looking for. Over the doorway of a shiny red building was a welcoming sign, "Shave, haircut, and hot bath, seventy five cents." After one day by stagecoach and two days of riding through the desert in that traveling heat box he needed two of the three, not to mention a public outhouse.
The proprietor was sitting, reading a newspaper when he walked in. "I need a shave and hot bath but first I need to use the privy."
"Through there," said the aging, bald man with a gesture towards the back door.
By the time he returned the old man was waiting for him by a barber's chair with a straight razor in hand. "Have a seat," he mumbled. "Shave and a bath will be fifty cents," he said.
Hezekiah nodded his head in agreement and dropped his bag out of the way on the floor before taking his place in the chair. As soon as the leathery skinned gentleman finished strapping the razor he whipped up a thick lather and started spreading it on Hezekiah's face.
"You in town on business or pleasure?"
"Ah, business," he replied. He wasn't sure how much he wanted to reveal. He didn't know how the town's folk would appreciate him trying to steal one of their lawmen.
The old man looked over at his bag. "Whatcha selling?"
"Ah, nothing. I'm here to talk to some business men."
"Ah-huh, I see. You don't talk like you're from around these parts, you from back east?"
"No...well originally, yeah. I came out from Philadelphia several years ago, me and the wife. We live in a little town called Carlyle. It's in the Arizona territory. I'm the mayor there."
"Mayor, huh, a big shot."
He had to chuckle, "Big shot; not hardly. I don't even get paid for it. My wife, Mattie, and me own the hardware store there. The whole town only has about two hundred people in it; nothing like this. Dodge City is bigger than I thought it would be."
"Yeah, first the cattle buyers set up shop. When that happened, the rail road people figured it'd be a good place for a train station. The town sprung up pretty fast after that. People with money came pouring in and opened places that catered to the drovers coming up from Texas. Hell, we got more whore houses in town than we do saloons...and we got bunches of them--and they got even MORE whores."
"Yeah, I passed two on the way here. Tell me, with all those Texas cow-punchers, don't you have a lot of shootings?"
"No, not too many. I don't know if you saw it on your way in but there's a big sign on both ends of town-no guns. It's against the law to carry'em around town. We got a pretty good sheriff's office too. They keep it pretty quiet around here most of the time."
That was exactly what he wanted to hear.
A close shave, hot bath, and one more visit to the outhouse had Hezekiah feeling like a new man. The sun was starting to set already as he exited the barber shop. He wasn't sure he wanted to be walking around town after sundown and thought about checking into the Dodge House for the night. The problem was he didn't have that much time before his train left the following day and he had to make sure he accomplished what he came for.
Hezekiah had gotten directions to the marshal's office from the barber and was headed in that direction when he passed a man in a derby hat. What drew his attention was the point of a silver star peeking out from the man's coat.
"Ah, excuse me, Sir..."
The dapper gentleman turned to face him. "Yeah."
"Sir, forgive me but I see you're wearing a star. A...are you by chance Wyatt Earp?"
"Nope; name's Masterson, Bat Masterson at your service."
"Oh, how do you do Mr. Masterson? I...I wonder, could you tell me where I might find Mr. Earp?"
Masterson pulled a watch from his vest pocket. "This time of day, try the faro table over at the Long Branch."
"Thank you, Mr. Masterson." He looked around. "Ah, Mr. Masterson, where is it?"
"On Front Street," he chuckled. "Go two streets up this way and make a left. You can't miss it."
"Yes, Sir, thank you again." Hezekiah tipped his hat to the helpful gentleman and proceeded. The Long Branch had the longest bar he'd ever seen but he had no idea what a faro table looked like. He asked the first guy he saw.