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2022
"You want to do what?"
"It's nothing that will affect you and me. It's just a date. That's all."
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My wife clearly lost her mind somewhere in the last few hours. I was flabbergasted with her suggestion. "So, let me get this sorted out in my feeble little brain. (She grimaced at that comment). You want to go out on a date with a man who is not your husband?"
She was starting to look displeased with my tone and the suggestion that what she was proposing was somehow...inappropriate.
"It's just a evening with a friend. A meal in a restaurant and maybe dancing after. That's all."
"So, this 'friend' can't get a date with a woman that isn't married?"
"It's not like that, Carl."
"So tell me just exactly what it is like." I wanted to know just what the hell my lovely wife of three years was talking about.
"He moved here a few months ago and hasn't met many people outside work and he's lonely and wants to get out and do something with somebody else. It's just that."
What the hell! "Oh, well, if it's only that why not just invite him over here for our next neighbourhood get-together?"
"Well, I think he's a bit shy..."
"...not shy enough to not invite a married woman to go out with him..."
"He's a very nice man and I think he just needs to spend some time with another person in a social setting. And I need to get out sometimes too, since it seems all you do is work."
"You do know that all the work that I've been doing has been to build up our savings so that we can start that family we talked about?"
"Of course I know. It's just that you're away so much and when you are here it's nothing but meetings and then even when you are at home you spend a lot of time working on your laptop. Why can't you spend time with me?"
Clearly this had been a problem brewing in my wife for some time and it was boiling over with this 'date' with her new friend. I got up and went to the kitchen and got a beer from the refrigerator. After I poured my IPA into one of my favourite glasses and sat down. In a very quiet voice I said, "why haven't you told me this before?"
"You're never here to tell anything to."
"What the....that's your defence? I'm away too much? Why am I away?"
"Well, it seems like you're never home. You're away almost every week for days at a time. We never talk. We never spend time together and do things together. I get lonely sometimes." Her voice got very quiet at the end of her last statement. Loneliness was the real reason why my wife was looking to date other men. I had failed in my relationship with her, but she similarly had failed as well. The solution to our problems was not through finding solace in the company of other men on dates with them.
"So, because you're lonely, you want to date other men? Have I got that straight?"
"Don't make it sound so...sordid. It's just a meal and maybe some dancing."
"And a few drinks and maybe other things that go from there."
She answered very quietly, "I suppose."
"Yeah, that's how dates work."
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My brain was churning over at a million miles a minute and I was trying to formulate a plan to deal with my wife and her plan to cure her loneliness through dating other men. This would not end well. I needed a plan and fast. I took a big drink of my beer and in a flash my plan started to take shape.
"Paula, when are you planning to go on your date with your new boyfriend?"