Dirt roads, Tailgates, Swimmin' holes, Catfish, Cane poles, seems all country songs sing about the same old things. This one annoying song, that was a hit at the time, was on the radio one day and I complained to my wife that they all sound the same.
She said "Yea they play it all the time. It always reminds me of that guy Cain I dated in college."
So I asked "What brought that up?"
"Well you know Cane pole..."
"So every time you hear this annoying song you think about Cain's pole?
She laughed out loud and said "No, not every time."
"Oh, o.k. just sometimes?"
"Well, every now and then."
I was a little surprised. But hey we all have a past. But I wanted to know more.
"So why do you think about it?"
She got shy all of a sudden. "I don't. I was joking with you."
"O.K." I said reluctantly. I've learned when to shut up.
So a few weeks went by and we were going out to eat and that same damn song came on. I couldn't help myself.
I blurted out "Here's that song about your boyfriend's pole again!"
She laughed and said "I knew you would say that as soon as I heard the first note."
"Well now that you told me that, I think about it every time I hear it."
She smiled slyly and asked "So you think about me and Cain's pole every time it comes on?
"To be honest I kinda do. You never told me much about him. So I guess I'm curious."
"Honey I would never hide anything from you. It's ancient history. But if you want to know anything about my past just ask."
Here was my chance. I did want to know all about it. Her and him. How long they dated? Why did they break up? Did she think about his pole! So I said, "Tell me."
She said "I totally understand. Guys always want to know those things. We covered most of my past before we got married. I'm with you now and none of that matters. But I will tell you since you need to know."
She explained that they met at a Frat party and she gave him a blow job the same night they met.
"Why?" I asked
"I wasn't ready to have sex with him but he was really cute and I wanted to please him."
"Oh O.K. go on..."
They went out for about 3 months. During that time she knew he was seeing other girls but they weren't that serious so she couldn't get too mad.
"Didn't it bother you that he was seeing other girls?"
"A little but he was so fun and good looking, I couldn't resist."
"Why did you stop seeing him?"
She blushed. "Well funny thing. After I started hanging out with him, I realized he had a reputation and I was getting a reputation for being with him."
"Reputation for what?"
"His Pole."
"Huh?"
"Baby you asked. It was huge, and he had been with a lot of girls. The story on campus was he ruined girls for anyone else. So if you were with him, other guys wouldn't want you. You would hear whispers when you walked in somewhere with him. Once when I got in the shower after gym a girl said "Don't lose the soap in your vagina."
She laughed "I was horrified but she wasn't wrong"
"Hang on. Was that the reason you gave him a blow job the first night you met him?"
A little embarrassed she told me "Yes. I was scared to have sex with something that big but I had to touch it and one thing led to another."
"Did you take it all?"
"As much as I could. I don't know why I am telling you this but I'm sure you want to know. Yes he came a lot and I swallowed all I could."
I had to laugh. "Thanks. Saved me asking. So I guess a girl like that could get a reputation."
"Yea I suppose, silly I know but everyone was young and dumb. Anyway I started spending too much time with him and not taking care of my school work. And when I wasn't with him I was worried about who he was with, so I stopped seeing him."
I was stunned.
"So let me get this straight? You were dating a big dicked stud that was ruining your pussy and I never heard about this?"
"He didn't ruin it. It doesn't work like that. Besides that was a few years before we met. It healed up." She laughed.