I think that I got all the education I needed my freshman year of college, because I missed out on a dorm room.
Her name was Wanda, and she was my landlady. Well, she and her husband Bill were my landlords. But Bill worked all day and Wanda was home. All day. Every day. As a freshman, I was at the bottom of the list when it came time to sign up for classes. Sophomores, who couldn't get their classes as freshmen, filled up most of the general ed classes I'd planned to take as a freshman. The only ones that I could get into were night classes. So, my scheduled classes were T-Th mornings and M-F 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM. Monday, Wednesday and Friday I was free all day, and had afternoons off Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Wanda was always around, saying "hi", offering me coffee or a coke, or just wanting to talk. I think she was lonely. There were three other tenants, but they were all gone during the day, so it was just the two of us. I felt strange around her; she was over twice my age, in her forties, but it felt like she was flirting with me like a teenager. I declined her offers, tended to mumble a return "hi" and flee to my room.
One hot October day I was attempting to draw the aorta for a biology paper when my red pencil broke. I lacked a sharpener and the only knife I had was my steak knife. I was hesitant to use a knife I used on food to sharpen a red pencil, so I headed out to buy a sharpener at the five & dime store. Before I'd walked three steps from my door, Wanda was there, asking where I was headed. When I told her, she said she had an extra sharpener. She said she'd go get it and then sent me back to my room.
When she returned, she came through my open door and to my desk to give me her sharpener. She looked at the partial drawings I'd made and in a flirty sing-song voice, said "What'cha doin'?", wiggling her hips and shoulders as she said it. I hunched over my desk, putting a point on my pencil with the sharpener, and muttered "Biology."
"Oh, goodie," she said. "I'm great at biology! Maybe I can help?"
I politely, but rather curtly, refused with a "No, thanks."
I kept my head down as I heard her walk to the door. When the door closed, I breathed a sigh of relief and finished sharpening the red pencil, planning how I would finish the illustration I was doing. Then I felt a hand brush my neck. I turned and saw Wanda. Really saw her. Naked. Ruffling my hair.
"You sure I can't help?" She made a moue face. "I'm really, REALLY good at biology!"
Well, I was an 18-year-old virgin. For maybe another half hour. Then I wasn't.
Over that semester, Wanda taught me about biology, and about how it applies to women. She instructed me in how to use my tongue, how to take advantage of different sexual positions, how to have anal sex safely and cleanly, and generally how to please women, in and out of bed. She drilled me on erogenous zones, using her body as our practice dummy. We had sex several times a day, most weekdays. And talked. She told me what most men do wrong in a relationship and in bed.
I was an apt and attentive student. And Wanda gave AP classes.
Unfortunately, for Spring semester the school found a dorm room for me. I tried to avoid it, but it was cheaper than staying with Bill and Wanda, so my father insisted I move. I ended up in an all-male dorm and had classes every day. I couldn't get to Wanda for days, but finally cut classes to go see her. I found her entertaining her new tenant. I went back to my cheaper dorm room, thought about what I had lost. Cheaper? Cheap is cheap. I flicked my roommate's discarded underwear off the floor and onto his bed.
I went from multiple orgasms a day to a three-week dry spell. I'm kind of nerdy and the girls in my classes seemed intent on the jocks or rich frat boys. I couldn't seem to get a date.
Then my dorm mates threw a party. Booze flowed and women were all over. I'd drunk too much and flopped down on the bed. A few minutes later a girl staggered in and asked if she could sit on my bed with me. We both felt like the room was reeling from the alcohol.
People passed in and out of the room, until it was just her and me. My roommate stuck his head in the door, saw us on by bed, sitting side by side, smirked at me, turned off the light, and closed the door. We sat for a minute in the near dark, lit solely by the LED lights on our rechargers and computer peripherals.
The girl's perfume reminded me of Wanda, and I thought, "What the hell!" I leaned over, gently nipped her earlobe, and tenderly kissed the spots on her neck that Wanda had pointed out. Soon, she turned and stared at me for a moment, before leaning in to kiss me.
In a short time, we were naked, and my tongue was playing a concert on her vulva. I played all the instruments, crescendoing on the clitoris. She hummed through her first orgasm. She squealed her second, but was screaming her head off as her third, fourth and fifth thundered through her, one after the other.
My door flew open and the men and women in the hall looked in to see who was being murdered. I lifted my head out of her crotch and embarrassed by my nudity, looked drunkenly at the faces in the doorway. Then my head was violently grabbed and shoved back into place while she screamed "Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't fucking stop!". The door closed on the sounds of laughter.
I, nerdy Robert Price, was now a legend. I had no more problems getting dates in college. Women wanted those screaming multi-orgasmic experiences.
The problem was that by senior year, I felt like a piece of meat. Wanda and I had had a lot of sex, but we talked. We connected. True we never dated outside of my room, but I felt like Wanda knew and liked me. Now my dates were in sorority rooms, hotel rooms or dorm rooms. Rarely did I get to go on a real date. It was always a rush to get back to bed. It seemed to be a competition between the Pi's and the Beta's to see who could achieve the most orgasms on a single date. They were calling it the "Price Bowl", and the Thetas were making book on it. Seems no one wanted my tongue, fingers, or dick to do anything that didn't directly lead to a climax.
Then I met Riley. She was a junior, but surprisingly was still a virgin. She came from a strongly religious family and had taken a purity pledge in high school. She was perversely proud of the pledge and her ability to honor it.
I ran into her in the library. Literally, ran into her. Knocked her down while trying to avoid a Sigma Chi who had objected to his girlfriend competing for the Beta's. I didn't know she had a boyfriend. I explained that to him, and I thought I had calmed him down. I promised to avoid her from now on. He accepted that until I opened my big mouth and said that it was a shame, since she was currently winning.
Anyway, flying down the stairs avoiding the jock chasing me, I slammed into Riley. Her books, purse and weirdly, her shoes all went flying in opposite directions. The librarians and the security guard rushed over. The jock looked at them, glared at me, and said "Later!" as he left.
I helped pick up Riley's stuff, apologizing profusely while I did. She brushed herself off, put back on her shoes, and smiling, said she was all right. She was pretty. I asked if I could buy her a coffee to further apologize. She accepted. After coffee, where we got to know each other, I coaxed her into accompanying me to a movie. I was going on a regular date.
I was infatuated with Riley. I dreamed about her that night and called her as soon as I thought it reasonable the next day. I asked her to dinner, and she accepted. It was wonderful.
I was walking on clouds until I entered her dorm to pick her up. Her roommate opened the door to my knock, took one look at me and closed the door in my face. I knocked again, waited, and knocked again.
Riley finally opened the door to glare at me. "Go away. Leave me alone." She started to close the door, but I stuck my foot out to stop it.
"Why?"
Her roommate pushed her way between Riley and the door. "Look, asshole. She took a purity pledge. You're not going to seduce her, so just leave her alone." She shoved me away, pulled Riley back into the room, and slammed the door in my face.
I tried reaching out to Riley but found my phone and email both blocked. I tried to approach her, but her roommate threated to report me to the dean for attempting to pressure Riley to have sex. She said with my reputation the administration would jump at the chance to expel me.
I retreated to my room. Other than classes and meals, I stayed in my room. The Pi's and the Beta's were pissed that I wouldn't continue the contest and girls who had dates set up with me were vocal about me standing them up. Rumors sprang up that I had an STD, maybe even full-blown AIDS, herpes, or hepatitis. I'd been threatened by the whole chapter at Sigma Chi and was hiding out in my room to avoid getting pummeled. Ironically, the rumor that spread the fastest was that I had come out of the closet, that I was gay.
After five weeks, things quieted down. I seem to have been pretty much forgotten. With only two weeks until finals, everyone had more important things on their minds. Except me. I still had Riley on my mind. Not being able to date her made me even more desperate to date her. Only, I couldn't even talk to her. Nothing Wanda taught me helped when you can't even talk to the woman.
Then, a miracle. I was headed back to the dorm after class when Riley stepped in front of me. "Can we talk?" she asked, taking my hand, and leading me over to a bench. We sat side by side, me looking hopefully at her face, her staring at the ground by her feet.
"I hear that you're not 'dating' (she used air-quotes to emphasis her scorn) anymore." She kicked at the grass. "Why not?"
"Because our one date showed me how shallow it all was. I'd thought we'd had a connection, but you treated me like damaged goods." I shrugged. "It hurt. I wanted that connection. I needed that connection. Everything else, everyone else, didn't matter."
She smiled at the grass, still not lifting her head. "We did have a connection. I felt it, but my roommate Janice said you were just trying to get in my pants, that I was just a challenge to you."
"I didn't even try to kiss you! I was happy just to talk with you." I twisted on the bench to face her. "Please, please go out with me. I'll tie my hands behind my back, I'll wear handcuffs, whatever you need to feel safe. But please, go out with me?"
She smiled and nodded.
We dated those last two weeks and through finals. It wasn't until graduation day that she finally let me......
