I came home from work one Friday afternoon and my wife Linda greeted me with a surprise. She had bought a sex board-game which was unusual for her as I normally am the one that comes up with things of that sort. The board game was more of a foreplay type of game and me being curious opened it up and dove into the instructions. The game was for two or more which raised my curiosity. So of course, I had to ask "This says two or more players, do you have someone in mind? Preferably female.".....
"You wish." she replied, "you know that would never happen on my watch." Typical of her as there are rules for her and rules for me.....oh well, back to the game.
The game was set up like the Game of Life. You pick a man or a woman which are naked of course and very anatomically correct by-the-way. There are three different men and 3 different women so I assume six players could play. Sounds like fun.
As you move around the board, each spot will state a directive or the spot could be to draw a bonus card. There are three sets of cards, one unisex and two gender specific, blue for male and pink for female. The is also a small digital timer. The first set had directives such as stare, remove, lick or kiss and the second set would describe a person's body part or article of clothing. The timer which tops out at 15 seconds would be the duration of the card directive. The first one that completes the game picks the sexual position of his or her choice and the location of the act.
Just reading the directions got me kind of horny. "When do we start?" I asked. She just laughed and continued cleaning the kitchen. "Maybe later." Linda giggled.
Oh well, I had some work to catch up on and went to my basement office to catch up on emails since I was out of town most of the week. It was a long week and I dozed off at my desk for a while. I woke up smelling the scent of my wife's very tasty lasagna. I yelled up "what time do we eat?" she told me it would be an hour or so, so I had time for a shower. Not sure where the time went but by time I got showered and into my sweats, it was 7:30 pm. My nap must have been longer than I thought.
I found my way into back up to the main floor where I found a perfectly clean house and my wife all dressed up in a pretty skimpy low-cut dress, stockings and high heels. I guess my description of the sex-game gave her ideas.
Bob: "Do I need to change clothes or something?", she said I was fine which was fine with me. I let her know how sexy she looked and walked through the dining room toward the family room. I noticed the table was set for three people. Hmmmmm, now I know she has something planned.
Bob: "Why are there three table settings?"
Linda: "I invited an old friend who is in town for the weekend."
Bob: "One of your girlfriends from college?"
Linda: "You wish." in a funny tone. "Actually, it is one of my old boyfriends from college, Brad."
Brad, I remember him, she talked about him a lot, he was 4 or 5 years younger and a real shy religious guy that wanted to wait to till he was married to have sex. She said she used to give him hand-jobs in the back of his car. She was 23 and he was 19. She always told me he had a big cock that was fun to play with.
Bob: "So, is he a priest or something by now?" This was 20 years ago.
Linda: "No, he gave the religious stuff up many years ago. He got married a while back and has been divorced for a couple of years."
Now the whole thing makes sense, Brad, the well-hung guy from college that wouldn't give it to her, the skimpy dress and the sex game. I went back to the bedroom to change out of my sweats and grabbed a pair of jeans and a nice shirt.
As I walked out of our bedroom, the doorbell rang. She was heading to the door but I got there first. It was Brad, I introduced myself, shook his hand and he gave Linda a hug. He told me that they ended up Facebook friends, she saw that he would be in town for business and asked him to come for dinner. It's funny she never mentioned to me that they stayed in touch or that she invited him for dinner. She most likely didn't want me to interfere with her plans.
Linda opened a bottle of wine and said that dinner would be ready in 10 minutes. Brad and I sat at the table and talked a bit about work and sports.
Bob: "So, I heard you and Linda dated years ago."
Brad: "Not sure I would call it dating but we got together once in a while."
Linda: "I told him what we did in your backseat Brad ." Looking embarrassed
Brad: "Sorry about that Bob."
Bob: "No problem, they were pretty good stories."
Linda: "Dinner's ready."
Linda served us a nice dinner and opened another bottle of wine, she must have drunk the majority of the first bottle while she was cooking. We ate dinner and talked a bit, mostly Linda and Brad talking about college while he stared at her tits.
Bob: "I want to hear the stories about the back seat of your car Brad." I figured I would change the conversation. "Linda told me how disappointed she was that you wanted to stay a virgin." Linda punched me in the arm and got up for more wine.
Brad: "Yes, I was disappointed too, Linda was the hottest chick in school. I still can't believe I turned her down. What was I thinking?"
Linda: "Thank you Brad."
I could tell she was getting a little tipsy when she bent down to pick up a few magazines from the magazine rack next to Brad. The bra she had on earlier mysteriously disappeared. He was getting a good view of her big tits while she fumbled through the magazines.
Bob: "Ok, I'll tell him."
Linda: "Tell him what?" she stood up.
Bob: "I'll tell him about the board game you want to play."
Linda: "That is for us to play in private, forget about it."
Brad: "Wait, wait, wait, I want to hear more about this game."
Linda: "Bob read the directions, let him explain it."
I explained the rules, went to get the game from our bedroom, set it up on the dining room table and told them both to pick a game piece.
Linda: "Ok, if you guys really want to play the game, I guess I will play too."
Bob: "You bought the game for this very occasion.", I said trying to embarrass her
So, we started the game. Brad went first, he stopped on
"Compliment a player of the opposite sex on something other than their clothes."
Brad: "You have always had really nice tits Linda and they are looking very good tonight."
Linda: "Thank you again Brad, I'm glad you like them, Bob likes them too."
With that she took another big drink of wine.
Brad: "Linda's turn."
She landed on a bonus spot and picked a card form the first deck
"
Kiss
" from the first deck and "
Forehead"
from the second" She pushed the timer and it moved to 10 seconds. To my surprise she straddled Brad and kissed his forehead for 10 second with her big boobs directly in his face.
Bob: "Time's up."
Linda: "Well, that was rude, Brad was just starting to have fun. Your turn Bob."
I landed on
"Tell everyone your favorite sex position."
Bob: "If I had to pick one and they are all great, I would say doggy style."