I probably never would have found out if it wasn't for me doing something that I had never done before. I came up out of the basement and went to the laundry room carrying several sets of dirty coveralls. Earlier in the week my wife Lacey had made the comment that I couldn't seem to do anything for myself and I'd be helpless without her being around to take care of me.
It stung me. I thought that I was carrying my weight around the house. I maintained both cars, did all the lawn work, and took care of all the home repairs and painting. So what if I never dusted a room or mopped a kitchen floor; I didn't see her out changing the oil in her car. So to prove her wrong I was going to wash my own dirty coveralls instead of leaving them in the laundry room for her to do.
There is a laundry chute that leads down from the master bedroom to the laundry room so all you do is take off your clothes in the bedroom and drop them down the chute. The chute is just inside the linen closet door which is right next to the toilet. My wife was sitting on the toilet talking to someone on the cordless phone and the clothes chute was acting as a speaker tube. I only heard her side of the conversation, but it was more than enough to tell me what was going on:
"I'm sorry baby, but I can't."
"Don't be upset with me lover, I just can't see you today."
"I can't baby. Brian is working on my car and I have no way of getting there."
"No, I can't use his truck. It is a stick shift and I can't drive one of those."
"I'm as horny as you are lover. Just hang on until tomorrow and I'll make you feel better."
"Stop whining lover, it won't change a thing. I just can't get there today. Look, I have to go now. Brian's home and I don't want to make him suspicious. I love you too baby. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye."
Not wanting Lacey to suspect I'd overheard her on the phone I quietly took my dirty clothes back down to the basement and then I sat down at my work bench and thought about what I'd just overheard.
Lacey and I had been married for eleven years and I'd never in all that time had any reason to doubt her fidelity. We'd had some rough spots - what marriage didn't - but I had never, at least to my knowledge, given Lacey any reason to be so unhappy with me that she would take a lover. That she had was obvious from what I'd just overheard. I wondered how long it had been going on and of course, who with, and then I wondered why. None of the answers were going to come to me while I sat in my basement stewing over it. I guessed that the first thing I had to do was find out the who, when, where and how and the why could come later.
The next day was a Sunday and I'd heard Lacey say she would see her lover "tomorrow" so that is where I would start. Later that afternoon I asked Lacey what she had planned for the next day and she told me that she'd told her girlfriend Sally that she would help her with a quilt she was making.
"Why do you want to know?"
"John wanted me to play golf with him, but I wanted to check and make sure that you hadn't made any plans for us. You going to be gone all day?"
"No, I should be home by three."
The next morning I was out of the house by seven and I drove the thirty miles to the airport. I parked my Ram in the short-term lot and then rented a car and drove back home. I was parked just down the street when Lacey came out and got in her car. I followed her and was surprised when she pulled up and parked in front of Sally's house and then went inside. I parked down the block and then settled in to see who would show up.
About half an hour later a young black kid rode up on a mountain bike, dropped it on the front lawn and then rang the doorbell and was let in. He was obviously a friend of Sally's son Lance and I began to wonder if I had gotten my wires crossed somehow. I'd heard Lacey - "Just wait until tomorrow and I'll make you feel better" - so if she planned to be home by three and it was eleven-thirty she had to be doing what she was doing at Sally's. Unless of course she had talked to her lover again and they had rescheduled.
Then like a bolt of lightening it hit me and I broke out laughing. Lacey wouldn't be fucking a man at Sally's, not with a couple of teenaged boys in the house and I didn't see Sally as the type who would let Lacey use her house as a crib for fucking lovers. On the other hand, if Sally and Lacey were in the bedroom supposedly working on a quilt would a couple of teenaged boys tear themselves away from their video games to snoop? Not likely! No, what was happening was that a couple of pussies were being eaten - Lacey and Sally were getting it on.
I started up the rental and headed off to the airport. I kept breaking out in laughter as I thought about it. Lacey and Sally, who would have ever guessed. My wife was BI and I'd never known it. A huge load lifted off my shoulders and floated away. I loved Lacey and I knew that I would be miserable without her and I thought I had lost her to some hard dicked asshole. Competition from Sally I could live with. I was in a very happy mood when I pulled my pickup into the garage and headed into the house to await my switch-hitting wife.
I met Lacey as she came in the door and I picked her up, swung her around and then tried to kiss her, but she turned her face away.
"What's got into you?" she asked.
"Nothing Lacey my love, I'm just so damned happy that I'm married to you."
I picked her up, put her over my shoulder and carried her over to the couch. With my free hand I unzipped myself and pulled out my cock. I put her down on the couch, had her skirt up and her panties half way down her legs before she knew what was happening.
"What are you doing?"
"A little impromptu loving Lacey my love."
"No Brian, we can't."
"Of course we can."
"But I don't want to Brian. I don't feel like it."
By then I had her panties off and I was holding her legs apart. She was struggling to get up, but was at a severe disadvantage what with lying on her back and me holding her legs spread wide.
"I can get you in the mood Lacey love because I know what you like."
While I had been talking I had settled to my knees and I smiled at her, "Yes indeed my love, I do know what you like."
I lowered my face to her muff as she cried, "No Brian, don't do that, please don't do that. I'm begging you Brian, please don't."
Her cries fell on deaf ears as I buried my face in her pussy and started licking her. It took about a tenth of a second for me to realize that I was licking up some assholes leavings.
"What the..." and I jerked my head up just in time to see Lacey look away from me. I stood up and looked down at her, "I guess that explains why you avoided my kiss. Did you suck him off as well as fuck him?"
She kept looking away from me. "Answer the question Lacey. Did you give him a blow job too?"
Still no answer.
"Well, I guess it doesn't really fucking matter, does it? Cunt or mouth, you are an unfaithful whore either way."
I turned and walked away leaving her on the couch. I got a couple of beers out of the fridge and went down to my basement workshop.
About ten minutes later I heard the shower running and twenty minutes after that I heard her coming down the basement stairs. I knew she was behind me on the steps, but I ignored her. After about five minutes of looking at my back while I worked on rebuilding a carburetor she said, "Brian? Brian please. Can we talk?"
Without turning around I said, "What could we possibly have to talk about Lacey?"
"About us. About what you are going to do."
"There is no more us Lacey, and as far as what I am going to do I don't know yet. I suppose I'll have to see a lawyer to find out."
"It doesn't have to be that way Brian."
"What? You see us living in the same house, sleeping in separate rooms and not having anything to do with each other for the next twenty or thirty years?"
"No, that isn't what I mean Brian. I know that you might not believe this right now, but I love you and I love being married to you and I don't want you to leave me."
"How can you stand there and tell me that you love me when you are sneaking off to meet your fucking lover?"
"I'm sorry Brian. I made a mistake and I let things get away from me. I didn't mean for it to happen, but it did and after I guess I was just too weak to walk away from it."
"Who is it?"
"You don't know him."
"Was he already inside at Sally's when you got there?"
"No, he didn't get there until about twenty minutes after I did. Why did you ask that?"