"Is the baby down yet."
I heard her sigh, then say, "Yah, he was very tired."
"Good. Now you can relax."
"Oh, I already started. I've almost finished my second glass of wine."
She doesn't drink very often, and I knew that after a second glass of wine she'd be pretty tipsy, and probably a little horny, so I asked, "What are you going to wear to bed, Beautiful?"
She just snickered.
I continued, "Are you naked in our bed without me?"
She snickered again, then added, "Maybe."
"Are you alone?"
"Unfortunately."
"Awww, that's too bad Honey. I guess you'll have to get one of your battery powered friends to help you out tonight." I pushed a little further, "You couldn't get one of your customers to follow you home for a quickie?" She runs a high-end gift shop that is very a very popular place for men to buy gifts (or gift-cards) for their wives and girlfriends.
"Oh right." She paused briefly, obviously thinking about what to say, and how to play along, "Actually, a guy was here, but he already left."
"Don't tease me like that."
"Seriously. A guy came over and fucked my brains out. I just sent him home a few minutes ago."
"you're getting me really hard with that sort of talk, but I don't think it happened like that. You said the baby just went down, so doubt you had a guy over, but you're still getting me hard talking about it, so get one of your toys out and send me a pic once you've got it buried inside you."
For a few seconds I didn't hear anything, then I heard the familiar humming of one of her favorite vibrators. She whispered into the phone, "I'm laying the phone down. I need both hands. Hold on."
About 15 seconds later my phone beeped, signaling an incoming text message. I held it up and tapped it to bring up the messages. Sure enough, an incoming message from TJ. From the little icon it was difficult to determine what I was going to see, but when I tapped on it, a full screen picture of TJ's smoothly waxed pussy came into glorious view. A pink "rabbit" dildo was half-way buried inside.
"Did you get that?" She whispered.
"Oh yessss. Verrrry nice Dear." Then I added, "Who are you thinking about? You look very wet."
"I'm still wet from Aaron being here earlier. He comes over and fucks me every time you're out of town."
"Right. I almost forgot. So, you're thinking about Aaron again? He's the bartender, right?"
"Uh huh. He comes in to the shop at least once every two weeks. He followed me home tonight"
"Nice." And I asked, "Does he get a Happy Ending too?"
"Of course."
"I hope he tips well?"
"Oh, he does. He does."
The phone was silent for a while.
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I knew exactly who she was fantasizing about. Five years ago, at TJ's bachelorette party, Aaron was the bartender working the private party room that TJ's friends rented for the big occasion. It was really just a curtained-off vip-area of a posh night club downtown, but it was private enough to allow them to bring in a male stripper and feel like they were in a totally different world.
There were about 45 women attending at least a portion of her last-bash-as-a-single-woman party. The word had gotten around about the stripper showing up during the "vip room" part of the night, which had the effect of heightening expectations for some of the group, but it also gave several of the more prudish women a chance to say good-night early and make their exit before the wilder girls got even wilder. A full-size bus had already shuttled them to three other stops, and there had already been several episodes of girls flashing innocent bystanders and girls making out with random guys (and a couple girls). It had already been a party-for-the-ages.
Then, from the stories I've heard, the stripper showed up about 10pm. The remaining 25 girls were drunk and rowdy. The bartender had been pouring shots non-stop and the girls were downing them enthusiastically. I should pause and say that these are 25 of our city's best looking and best dressed women. Most of them between the ages of 25 and 35. All of them in amazing shape. All of them getting a little drunk.
The stories consistently include details of the stripper getting down to a "banana hammock" very quickly and going from girl to girl bouncing "it" in their faces with most girls grabbing some part of his butt or even grabbing his dick through the tiny bit of material. That apparently went on for probably a half hour before he grabbed TJ by the hand and lead her to a couch near the center of the room.
She supposedly protested a little before being gently pushed onto the seat while the guests were beginning to chant "take it off". TJ had his barely-covered-junk just inches from her beautiful face while her hands had a firm grip on his ass when suddenly he decided to un-cloak the dragon. He was beginning to get an erection, and the sight of a penis drew hoots and hollers from everyone. TJ's eyes got huge and her hands left his ass and went to his prick.
I'm still a bit unclear about what the decency laws are in our state, but I'm confident they were pushing the limits when TJ took his dick into her mouth. It was still only half erect, but it became full staff in seconds. The screaming was reduced to a hushed calm as temporary shock hit the onlookers. TJ disengaged for a second, looked around the room with a "why not" shrug of her shoulders and went back to giving the dancer one of her world-class blow jobs. The hoots and hollers resumed while the lucky guy began fucking TJ's gorgeous face.
After only a couple minutes he pulled away suddenly and composed himself while moving away from from the couch. He leaned in to say something in TJ's ear. She had been about to make him cum, but he didn't want to stop yet. One of TJ's best friends came forward out of the crowd and helped move TJ into a position where she was laying on her back, lengthwise across the small couch with her head on the arm rest. The friend, Alyssa, then maneuvered the stripper to the end of the couch and he leaned over TJ and slid his dick into her mouth. It was a semi-69 position, but he still had one foot on the floor, and instead of him giving TJ a tongue lashing, Alyssa appeared to be headed that direction.
Pictures from the beginning of the evening document that TJ was wearing a strapless, short red dress with black fishnet stockings and 6 inch heels. In those early pictures you can also see evidence of support from a strapless bra. TJ claims that she doesn't know what happened to the hose, bra and her little black lace thong panties, but Alyssa claims that she successfully stripped TJ of all of those items at this particular point in the evening. Other accounts would seem to verify that Alyssa first pulled down the top part of TJ's dress and then pulled up the bottom part. With some help from the crowd, she got the hose, panties and bra to disappear into the night, leaving TJ totally exposed with just the dress bunched around her waist and Alyssa munching on her best friend's pussy.
The dancer was completely throat-fucking TJ, giving her breaks to breath, then ramming in to the hilt and repeating. Girls were gathered around in amazement. Some were fondling TJ's tits, some were fondling each other.
Seeing the bulge in TJ's throat, caused by the head of his dick moving in and out was something that several girls later reported as one of the most amazing things they had ever witnessed in person. TJ's doesn't realize that her abilities are pretty unique, and her enthusiasm for sex definitely puts her in a rare category.
The stripper then wanted to speed up the action (or maybe just the friction), and he rotated TJ to her side where she could give him more traditional angle of attention. My wife gives an amazing blow job, knowing exactly how much hand and how much mouth it takes to bring up the juice. The guy was getting close again.
Alyssa continued her attack on TJ's cunt, knowing exactly how to keep the girl on the brink of orgasm. Two fingers twisting inside, tongue on the clit, and a thumb pressed inside TJ's ass hole. When Alyssa saw that the guy had pulled out and was pumping himself with his fist, she sped up her finger work and TJ started to shudder. The guy splashed his goo onto TJ's neck and chest as they had simultaneous and mutually rewarding orgasms.
TJ was trying to sit up in order to get his dick back in her mouth, but he was holding her down on the couch cushion as he finished cumming on her titties. Someone immediately was massaging the gunk around on TJ's nipples and someone else was slurping the stuff off TJ's neck. It was a very touching moment as the group of sex crazed friends swapped cum, spit and cunt juice in a crazy frenzy of groping and kissing. Meanwhile, the stripper slipped away un-noticed. The girls were all focussed on the naked girl and no one noticed the naked guy walking away. His hour was over.
At that point the bartender, Aaron, announced "Shots are poured and ready." He also brought a towel out and walked with it toward TJ. He stopped short and Alyssa grabbed it from him, then used it to wipe any remaining cum off the mostly-naked bachelorette. He watched TJ pull the dress up to cover the award-winning boobs and sadly saw the dress drop back into place to conceal the sweetest pussy you can imagine.
Aaron said something about being concerned that the stripper was "going to turn you around and fuck you right here in front of everyone with out your consent."
TJ replied that she "wouldn't have minded." And that she had told the stripper that it would be ok if he could find a condom.
"He could've asked me. I have one." Aaron said without thinking.
Alyssa replied with, "Do you have more than one?"