An Open letter to all you
you sports fans
By
BigCarl796
The Dirty Old Man
Hi Buddy, I just wanted to write and tell you, that I finally managed to meet your sweet young wife the other day. She sure is one fine hot looking young." MILF," with her long strawberry blonde hair, big bright blue eyes, full lips, nice big softball sized tits, narrow waist, well rounded hips.
Oh Man, those, lovely, long, well toned legs, of hers are perfect. But Man, I don't need to tell you that.
But Oh My God, that Ass of hers, is absolutely awesome! Buddy, that lovely firm little heart shaped ass of hers, is to die for.
Wow what more, do I need to say, my Friend, I'd love to bury my head between her milky white thighs, and...Well Pal in all honesty I'd jump your wife's, bones, in a heart beat, if I ever got the chance.
You know, I've been eyeballing your wife, as she walked around the neighborhood pushing a baby stroller.
Let tell you she knows she's hot stuff too. Because I've seen the way she's always seductively strutting her stuff, in her tight little blue jean shorts and those tiny halter tops that she wears, as she saunters along, swaying her hips, from side to side, with her lovely ass cheeks, slightly bouncing.
She's always with this sluttish looking older cougar; I figured that old broad was your wife's Mother.
Hey Pal, you know, that old broad doesn't look haft bad either! It easy to see, that she spends a lot of time in the gym, and plenty of money in the beauty parlor!
Needless to say, it's quite obvious that; old fuck tart, still likes to flaunt her, hard, sexy, well toned body and good looks too.
Damn Man, that older woman looks; like a high class hooker, with her dyed, jet black hair, and the excessive amount of thick make up she wears on her face.
Christ Man, her black tights were stretched so freaking tight, and fit her so smugly, I could clearly see her mount of Venus and the crease of her snatch between her well toned thighs. I could also see the crack of her nicely shaped well rounded ass.
Needless to say, the black sports top she wearing, purposely revealed her ample cleavage, her huge round bumpy areolas, and her big stiff nipples were clearly visible through the tight fabric of her top.
I couldn't help thinking to myself; that I'd love to get into, either one of these fine hot looking bitches.
So whenever, I'd see them, I'd always wave and say Hello, in hopes of getting acquainted with them, and maybe getting lucky with one of them!
Well Pal, I finally made a little plan to meet them...Honest Buddy, it was really simple.
All I did; was made, a bit of fuss over the kid, and played peek-a-boo with the little rag rat.
It worked like, a freaking charm! I was able to start a conversation with them. I told them how cute I though the baby was. Then I complimented the women on their appearances, and asked them how they stayed in such great shape.
I could tell right away that your hot looking wife, felt neglected and that she was starved for attention. Because she was all smiles, as she giddyishly responded saying excitedly, "Oh really, I workout everyday, trying to keep myself in shape."
Your wife was smiling brightly, as she looked me over. Then she glanced downward at my bulging crotch, and got a lustful look in her big bright blue eyes, as she longingly looked at the lump in the front of my jeans.
Pal, it was obvious; she wasn't getting it enough. I could tell that, just by the way she swooned, and giggled at everything, I had to say.
Needless, to say, I knew you, weren't taking care of your horny hot looking young wife, in the bed room, for some unknown reason!
Your Mother was into the compliments too.
She was all smiles and giggles, from my flattery too. I could tell, because she kept pulling her shoulders back, sticking her tits out at me, and seductively smiling at me, letting me know she willing, and available, if I wanted her.
Damn Man; your Mother, kept glancing down at my crotch, and licking her lips. So I kind of figured your old man, was suffering from some sort of erectile dysfunction and he couldn't get it up anymore.
Buddy, the way, that old cougar was looking at me and starring at my dong, her mouth was actually starting to water. I though she was going to drop down on her knees, yank out my dick, and blow me, right there on the street corner.
So what can I say, Buddy? I kept laying my line of BS on them.
Then we finally introduced ourselves to each other. That's when I discovered the old cougar's name was Bunny, and she's your Mother, and your hot horny young wife's name was Terri.
They excitedly and flirtatiously told me that they worked out together every morning in their condos, exercise room.
I told them, I just brought a condo in the same complex. Then we started chit chatting about our condos.
When Bunny, suddenly noticed the way your sweet virtuous wife, was swooning over, my words, and starring at me, with an unmistakable look of lust in her big bright sparkling blue eyes, your Mother's mouth dropped open and her eyes got wide.
Well Buddy, I could tell right away your Mother, wasn't happy about the way your wife, was openly lusting over me!
Then your jealous Mother's face, shrived up, like she just sucked on a lemon, and gave your sweet, little, horny, sex starved wife, the dirtiest look, I've ever seen!
Then your Mother glared into my eyes with that same, ugly frown on her face, and told me about your big important job!
Then she snobbishly asked me, what I did for a living. When I told her I was trailer truck driver, she wasn't impressed!
Your wife on the other hand, though driving a trailer truck, was a very, macho, manly thing to do, because she said excitedly in her girly voice, "OH WOW Meat, do you, really drive those big scary things!"
That made your Mother grunt; with displeasure, as she cleared her throat, and glared disgustedly, at your wife. If looks could kill, your lovely horny little wife would have been dead; right there, on the spot.
Your wife replied innocently, in her too cheery voice, like she was being sarcastic, "Oh Mother Mayors, you know my fat nerdy little wimpy Oscar. is only an accountant in his porky Father's office."
Your Mother, continued to glare at Terri, with hatred, in her mascara covered eyes, and mumbled something under her breath, about, her being an ungrateful little bitch!