Ann sat in the center of the seat next to me as we drove home; she hadn't done that since we dated in college. I put my right arm around her neck and let my hand brush her breast through her blouse. She uncovered her mound so my fingers had direct contact with her nipple. "That feels so nice," she sighed. "You know we made over two thousand dollars tonight, and all we did was fuck our brains out, which is what we would have done if we had stayed home."
"If we had stayed home," I reminded her, "we would not have had audiences, and we would not have been fucking other people."
"Complaining?"
"No, just pointing out the differences. We should look into a merchant account so we can take credit cards. We have to come up with a discreet name like "Tom & Ann's Bar and Grill."
Ann giggled. "It couldn't be that." Her eyes widened in astonishment. "Do you really mean it? We can keep on doing shows?"
"Yes."
"And swinging?"
"Yes."
"Tom, I love you," she squealed with excitement and kissed my cheek. "We'll get the second phone line, and we'll get the business bank account so we can take credit cards. We should set up a website with our pictures, just a couple nudes, no action shots. We could have sex pictures in a members' section and make money off that. We'll be rich in no time."
"Let's see what happens with a print ad. We don't want to bite off more than we can screw."
"I love how you turn a phrase, especially if it's dirty. Let's see. If we do just one show a day with swapping, that's nineteen hundred twenty-five dollars a week or roughly a hundred thousand a year less advertising and bank charges which wouldn't be much. In five years we'll have half a million in the bank."
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"What? Oh, yes, I do have to take a few days off each month, but we can hire a girl to replace me those day. That way you can keep on working; we won't make as much those days, but it's better than nothing."
"No," I said firmly. "I have only one partner, and that's you."
She paused and took a deep breath. "I was getting a little carried away. It's just that this is so exciting. We've done so much new in the last few weeks. We've had sex in front of a bunch of people, and we've fucked other people on the same bed. I haven't shared you with another woman yet, and we haven't in separate rooms or homes. Other than some really kinky stuff neither of us is interested in, I can't think of anything else we haven't done."
"You haven't given me a blowjob while I was driving, unlike some other lucky stud."
"We can take care of that right now."
"I don't think I can do anything more tonight. Should we go to the lake tomorrow? We haven't strutted our stuff in our new bathing suits."
"If there aren't any children around, we could do some advertising, a free sample, so to speak."
There were a lot of kids at the lake, so we had to settle for walking around and making eyes bug out until we were hot enough to race to our van to knock off a piece. I laid down on the van's floor, the door closed behind us, and Ann spread out on top of me. "I've got to get you a different thong," she said. "Every time you get a hard-on, your cock pulls it up and exposes your balls."
"What's wrong with that?" I said.
