An Actor's Life for Me

The black pizza delivery man turned up at 8 30. Toni, the bisexual painter, had wagered that the delivery man would come back after he finished his shift. Toni had won the $1,000 bet.

He told the black, delivery man a lie when he said "We had a whip round. Here's a proper tip for the excellent pizza that you delivered this afternoon."

There had been no whip round. He had given his winnings to the delivery man. He gave the $1,000, because he fancied being buggered by a black man. Besides $1,000 was chicken feed to him.

Toni knew that a $1,000 tip would impress the delivery man.

Now there were other bets to be decided, like how long the black man's flaccid dick was. And of course, as Toni's honoured guest, the delivery man's sexual tastes to be satisfied.

The clothed pizza delivery man said to the 20 naked party-goers "Hiya, folks. My name is Peter. I guess I can't be the only person here with clothes on."

Peter asked "Could one of you ladies do the honours?"

Sara was nearest to Peter. She had never seen a black cock up close. She hoped that Peter lived up to the stereotype, not least because she had bet that he would have a 8 inch dick.

Sara took off his outer clothes. She was now a few inches away from his black penis. Slowly she pulled down Peter's boxer shorts. She wasn't disappointed. It was still flaccid but it looked to be 8 inches long. It was also quite thick.

Sara explained that they measured all the men's cocks and then each woman would play with his cock for a minute.

One woman held his black love weapon while another one measured it. He was just a little over 8 inches. He had the second longest penis. Peter stood there while each lady got to lick and suck his flaccid cock.

Sara wanted to be the first to have Peter's black cock in her cunt. But then so did all the other women.

Peter said "I need to have a shower. Do I have a volunteer to soap me?"

Unfortunately for Sara, 2 of the other ladies volunteered. Peter went with them to the shower.

PETER'S WIFE

Toni wanted to know more about Peter. Toni wanted to know if he had a realistic chance of being sodomised by the owner of the 8 inch black dick. If so, it would would be the largest dick that had ever been in his anal canal.

Peter explained "I am married. My wife is called Maria. At 45, she is a bit older than I am. We have been married for 18 years. I try my hardest, but nowadays nothing I do pleases her. Sex is infrequent and, to be honest, not very exciting."

Brandon (the owner of the biggest dick) asked "Would your wife be open to joining our little gathering?"

Peter replied "I don't think so. Three years ago, Maria had cyber sex with a guy. They had exchanged very steamy emails. Maria got so aroused that she had masturbated. She informed her on-line lover about how good it felt. She asked him to meet her for sex in a swish hotel. But the man was a dead loss in bed.

Last year she had second affair. It was with a guy from her work. His marriage had just ended and Maria felt sympathy for him. They met in his flat. He ordered a Chinese take away. They shared and a magnum of wine and chatted. Neither planned for it to end in bed. Both enjoyed the experience but both regretted it."

Brandon said "Sounds like she would."

Peter said "No. She has fantasises about being wined and dined and then being seduced. She wants the sexual intensity of her first affair with the spontaneity of her second affair. This party is like having a burger and fries. She wants to be wooed with romantic, candle lit dinners with champagne and dancing. And only to give in if she feels that she must give her body to her seducer."

Peter continued "You lot are rich and have lots of sex. But sex is laid on here, like water from a tap. Sex is too easy for you. I don't think you can handle the real world, where getting sex is hard work."

THE WAGER

Toni said "He makes a good point. I want to be fucked because someone wants me."

Peter continued "None of the men here can satisfy my wife's longing for intensity and spontaneity. You live in a privileged world. My wife and I have to scrimp and save just to get by.

That is the real world for a lot of people. We get by on low wages and insecure, low status jobs. Many of us rely on tips. That means having to put up with a load of shit from our customers. We dream of getting a big tip. But the tipping system is having to rely on charity. It is akin to people giving a street bum a few dollars. It's fucking demeaning.

You wouldn't be able to survive in our world.

Even when my wife has strayed, it wasn't elegant and pre-arranged like your sex party. It just tits and cunts and cocks. In the real world sex is emotional and raw. Having sex outside of marriage is difficult to arrange and costly in terms of normal people's values.

My wife ain't as pretty as you lot, and she ain't no spring chicken. But I bet that no man here can successfully seduce my wife within 6 months. In fact I am so confident that I offer you a bet. I bet the $1,000 you gave me as a tip."

THE BET ACCEPTED

Brandon (the owner of the largest cock) felt that he had to defend the group's honour. He thought that it would be easy for him to woo and win over someone who had already broken her marriage vows twice.

He was also jealous of Peter's black cock. He was envious although his dick was a full inch longer than the black man's. Brandon wanted to take back his role as "the most favoured cock". He liked Toni but was annoyed that he had invited the black man into their cosy world.

Peter had instantly become the ladies' favourite, especially with Sara. Of all the women there Brandon would choose the actress to be his wife. Sara didn't have 2 beans to put into a stew. She wasn't the best in bed. But she had charisma.

Brandon also hated it that a low status delivery man had taken over.

THE SOURCE OF BRANDON'S MONEY

Brandon was super-rich from "old money". This delivery man would always be poor. He shouldn't take second place to anyone, yet alone a poor, black, pizza man.

The black man holding forth about the moral poverty of the rich implied hatred. It implied Peter recalled the historical days of treating the natives badly and of slavery. Peter holding forth implied he accepted the famous Balzac saying "Behind every fortune lies a crime" and specifically the crime of slavery.

Brandon was proud that his forebears were abolitionists. He was proudest that his forebears had bought and displayed a simple, mass produced Wedgwood plaque. It wouldn't even cost $200 nowadays, whereas his cheapest painting would get 20 times that.

The Wedgwood blue jasperware plate was of an enslaved man. The writing read "Am I not a man and a brother". It was part of a 1788 consignment which Wedgwood sent to Benjamin Franklin who distributed them among abolitionists and anti-slavery campaigners.

Old money values wouldn't allow him to win money from someone who had so little money and social status. It would be like stealing money from the church's poor box or from a blind man's collecting bowl.

THE WAGER ACCEPTED

Brandon said "I'll accept that wager. I'll not want your money. If I win then you have to sit for a nude portrait, which will be done by Toni."

Toni said to Peter "Just so you know, a portrait will mean sitting naked for about 10 sittings over a month. But I would want to do 2 portraits, one for you and one for me. So we are talking about you sitting naked for up to 2 months. And full disclosure, I am bisexual and I will try to chat you up, because I like you."

Peter said to Brandon "You have yourself a bet."

BRANDON PLANS THE SEDUCTION

Brandon said "I will pretend that I want to relocate to South Williamsburg with Sara my girlfriend. You will tell your wife that we met when I came in for a pizza as I took an initial look around the neighbourhood. Suggest that I use your spare room next time I come to view apartments. Then it is up to me and Sara. I will introduce her to Toni, who will want to draw a picture of her. I have no doubt that Toni will also draw valuable information from your wife."

Brandon said "That sounds plausible."

He added sarcastically "We black folks like helping out white people. It's in our DNA."

Brandon was now confident that he would win the bet. He said "Its not fair you giving me Evens when I have 2 helpers. If we 3 lose then you win $3,000."

Anyway, even if he lost, he would have a focus for the next 6 months. It might just fill that empty feeling.

Toni was hoping that Brandon would win the bet, so he could have a chance to be buggered by Peter. Brandon had become Toni's wingman. Sara was now involved as Brandon's girlfriend.

Peter was confident his wife wouldn't stray. He would only have to wait 6 months for his $3,000.

To be continued.